Mistress Of Magnetism

[quicksilversuggestions]

I regret to inform you all, the humans are at it again 😔

[lornapolarissuggestion]

the humans: we are back on our bullshit :) us: we know.

[lornapolarissuggestion]

Look, are you really mutant family if you haven’t all tried to kill each other or succeeded in killing each other at least once?

[lornapolarissuggestion]

no you misheard I did not say I am bipolar I said I am dipolar, a way to model the behavior of magnetic fields frequently used to approximate earth’s geomagnetic field,

[lornapolarissuggestion]

I mean I am of course also bipolar.  But at the moment we are talking, much more importantly, about magnets -

[lornapolarissuggestion]

no you misheard I did not say I am bipolar I said I am dipolar, a way to model the behavior of magnetic fields frequently used to approximate earth’s geomagnetic field,

[wandasuggestion]

I know the general consensus is that Erik treats Pietro the worst of all his children but you are forgetting he once Shot Me In The Head

[quicksilversuggestions]

He did also murder me that one time by crushing me. So. Let’s just all agree that he only cares about Lorna.

[lornapolarissuggestion]

I do feel I should remind everyone for the record that he did one time spend several months using me as a (barely-)living battery until I begged for him to kill me instead, but, like, it’s not a competition anyhow

[quicksilversuggestions]

Ant Fam 🤝 Magneto Fam

Being treated as evil because of your mental illness

[lornapolarissuggestion]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

[quicksilversuggestions]

Just stop being a mutant. Just don’t.

[lornapolarissuggestion]

[lornapolarissuggestion]

Benefits of wearing a mask: get bugs in my mouth while flying way less.

[quicksilversuggestions]

When aliens call us “apes” I’m like am I supposed to be insulted? Your a fuckin bird?

[lornapolarissuggestion]

Magneto used to be really insulted by that until someone explained to him that the insult wasn't supposed to be lumping him in with homo sapiens, it was lumping him in with gorillas. After that, last time I saw him get called an ape, he raised his chin, looked down his nose at them, and said "Some of my best friends are gorillas."

[coolgirl]

Not time left to talk about mutants is so fucking funny

[lornapolarissuggestion]

“There’s not time left to talk about mutants.”

- The Avengers, at all times

[lornapolarissuggestion]

Friendly reminder that at this point I can be officially considered to be making a habit out of breaking out of mutant suppression collars, in multiple universes.  Friendly reminder that I am able to use geomagnetism to shift continental plates. Friendly reminder that I have a very loose code when it comes to lethal force.  Friendly reminder that maybe people should stop putting me in mutant suppression collars if they don’t want their heads popped like grapes.

[magneto-suggestion-blog]

I just remembered that Lorna named her daughter Dawn Dane.

[lornapolarissuggestion]

Don’t be ridiculous.  We hyphenated.  She’s Dawn Dane-Diaz.

[magneto-suggestion-blog]

I’m not saying humans are slow on the Uptake, but they have been calling our Demands to ‘stop killing Mutants’ “shocking”, “confusing”, “overly sensitive” and “I don’t know how to act around you people anymore” for several Decades now. 

[lornapolarissuggestion]

They keep using the word “shocking”.  After a certain number of years, one has to wonder if it means what they think it means.

[lornapolarissuggestion]

Had a bit of fun today.

[taliawagnersuggestion]

A very satisfying universe would be a universe where I punch Nazis!

[wandasuggestion]

Take your dreams and make them reality

[lornapolarissuggestion]

Unless your dreams are of all mutants being depowered in which case maybe don’t.

[rustymetallilacs]

One day in the xmcu

Quicksilv r: *over radio* hello Scott, this is your best friend Pietro!

Charles: Pietro? You said your name was Peter.

Quicksilver: No I didn’t. Logan said that.

Charles: why didn’t you correct us?

Quicksilver: I didn’t want to be difficult.

[lornapolarissuggestion]

Pietro hasn’t “not wanted to be difficult” a day in his life.

[magneto-suggestion-blog]

Hug please?

I’d rather not.

[lornapolarissuggestion]

@anon He’ll wrap his metal around yours if you convince him that you need both of your powers to create something and that’s almost the same.

[magneto-suggestion-blog]

Lorna, I do not know that person

[lornapolarissuggestion]

Yeah, but what if she - they really need a hug from their - mutant hero? But he’s prickly and hard to get a hug from? What if they had a really hard time getting to the point of asking for a hug? What if they need a hug from their own fa - mutant hero and they don’t know how to ask for it so they’re asking you instead? You don’t know the full story!