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i’m gonna be MIA a while longer, i just had to say goodbye to my dog today after a really sudden illness and i am not okay at all 😭😭😭

#tw: pet death #she was only four i can’t even believe this is real right now

i have been in so much pain for the last week and a half and it’s still not letting up someone kill me 😪

#if anyone even noticed that i haven’t posted lately it’s bc i’ve been longing for the sweet release of death #i promise i’ll answer messages/tags eventually when i am less dead

odvulture

The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Phantom of the Opera and Beauty and the Beast all speak to one of humankind most consistent questions;

can French men be loved?

rose-colored-tea

platonicsource

SUPERMAN (2025) dir. by James Gunn

skarabrae-stone

fuckyeahbruce-campbell

Bruce has announced via his official social media that he has, to quote him directly, "a type of cancer that's 'treatable,' not 'curable." He'll be cancelling some appearences over the summer at various conventions to participate in treatment.

But he says he'll be back out touring "Ernie and Emma" in the fall and he expects to be around for a while. As always, we send our love and support.

#this legitimately made me cry 😭

dragongirlteeth

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

dragongirlteeth

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

tansytaseis

how it feels to be playing Character with your friend

yuriwinged

the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

heydocverdant

we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,

illmoraineakoi

I love the insinuation that the second the princess realized she was a girl and thus actually a princess, the dragon was there. That thing wasted no time. It heard "princess" and was like "I need no further invitation, here I come."

Gender affirmed by Dragon. Amazing.

heydocverdant

pretty sure you’re literally the only person who understood my vision on this accursed post

homunculus-argument

Fun fact: if you, as an adult, tell miserable children that their youth is the best that life will ever be, and that it's all just downhill from there, there's a percentage of them who will hear this and think "well, I guess I better kill myself before that happens." And a certain percentage of those will proceed to do that and succeed.

Anyway what I'm saying is that any time you feel tempted to say that, you should instead consider shutting the fuck up. Just because you peaked at 16 doesn't mean anyone else did. Most peoples' lives get better than that.

withwordsasweapons

how it feels to be in your 20s with the same interests you had when you were 10

agentmilayawithshield

how the news found me

mistbjorn

shoulda been Jodi but you gotta hit it before her husband gets back from army

thirdofthemark

ashley-slashley

@loserwitchbitch

#my beloved 🥰

chimaerakitten

Look if a garment is like. Wool or silk. And it’s like, don’t put me in the fucking wash. I’m like yeah of course ma’am I shall lightly dab you with a damp cloth and air you out so you don’t get stinky. But when a polyester garment is like “hand wash only” I’m like who the FUCK do you think you are. You’re plastic. Get in the drum.