I think I'm lost :/

[classicmeevs]

anyone else here in the matrix?

[lostmeevs]

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[classicmeevs]

goat theory

[lostmeevs]

My theory is simple: I think this thing is a goat.

[classicmeevs]

discipline

[classicmeevs]

knock knock whos at the door? its living with discipline. Aren't you going to invite them in, or don't you have the wherewithall?

[classicmeevs]

this wont get notes because tumblr lacks discipline/wherewithall

[lostmeevs]

Can't find the door

[classicmeevs]

im so lucky to have a butler and also an anti-butler who undoes all the tasks that my butler does for me

[classicmeevs]

this post shouldnt have 30k notes theres no way these people know about jeevs and anti-jeevs

[lostmeevs]

but they all know me, right

[boarofthenorth100]

Help

[boarofthenorth100]

What Isle Is Cheese Snax

[lostmeevs]

[classicmeevs]

Jeeves, make me an image edit of a nickelodeon slime K cup. 

[lostmeevs]

[classicmeevs]

thanks jeeves

[lostmeevs]

wrong!!

[classicmeevs]

Jeeves, make me an image edit of a nickelodeon slime K cup. 

[lostmeevs]

[boarofthenorth100]

Pet Me.

[lostmeevs]

[classicmeevs]

Next week kanye is going to get arrested for trying to rhyme Dalai Lama with Chicken Parma

[lostmeevs]

Meevs, I’m here to arrest you for trying to rhyme Dalai Lama with Chicken Parma

[classicmeevs]

if i were to describe myself in one word it would be an unstoppable genius who always follows directions

[lostmeevs]

Me, too, except for the part after “genius”

[classicmeevs]

How about this, humans actually evolve into monkeys. Not the other way around how about that

[lostmeevs]

Thinking about this right now

[sandsvendor100]

I Want To Be Inside Your House

[lostmeevs]

you mean you’re not? but then... who’s that with my clown statue???

[classicmeevs]

Started up an illegal Target on one floor of our meevscorp hq building. Business is booming

[lostmeevs]

I’m all lost in illegal Target

I can no longer blog happily

[chronicmeevs]

Here’s my diagnosis, why dont we just……… Hold on……………………….why don’t we just…….. Sorry guys I gotta go I’ll post later.

[chronicmeevs]

I’m back from my nap. I think we should just let dogs be doctors

[lostmeevs]

^ this guy gets it

[slimetony]

I think we should form a posters union for people who make posts

[hungwy]

What are we lobbying for

[lostmeevs]

Noats

[classicmeevs]

Does anyone have a bank that doesn’t send them paper mail about overdraft privileges and fees every month? I’m just looking to switch to a bank that won’t mail me the same stack of paper every month for years

[lostmeevs]

Ally, but it’s evil manipulates your deposit/withdrawal dates so you gotta pay overdraft fees

But maybe all banks do that?

[classicmeevs]

Company motto for if I made cell phones

Buy meevs phones! If each person reading this buys two meevs phones, we will have enough capital to proceed with Phase 2

[khymera2000]

whats phase 2 meevs

[classicmeevs]

Develop some sort of a fireproof flag so I can claim the sun as a territory, making me leader of the solar system by intergalactic law

[lostmeevs]

What’s in it for us

[classicmeevs]

Oh, lostmeevs… like all humans you only just need someone to lead the way

[lostmeevs]

Where are you taking us, meevs...