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[lostsoullostit]

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[toy261]

EVERYONE and I mean everyone to reblog this post will get a titty pic in their inbox😉 i’m a 34DD and horny as hell

for a pussy pic you can message me some sort of masturabtion dare/challenge or give me detailed instructions on how to fuck myself🤤

[lostsoullostit]

Okay here we go not sure if I've already told this s decided to not engage in intercourse but just to hang out and smoke so we did and had a good time and even her roommate I'm not with us either which way it was all good we had a lot of fun so I got invited backtory but I figured I needed to before everything got muddled. Or screwed up in any way because my memory is not quite all there but I would have to say that I did get invited over to a friend's house not that long ago got a year ago I guess a female friend. And we decided to partake in accomplice amounts of methamphetamines. Which was absolutely positively fantastic the first person I met on this site she's currently mad at me for being a guy just a normal guy bit of a douche yes but so she invites me over to her house and I go I drive an hour an hour and a half away from my normal hanging out area north of my location usually find and was a quaint house she didn't very nice job fixing it up mind you and I I had fun and her roommate seem nice her son didn't talk but everything seem to be going okay and the right direction anyway. Then I waited about a week. Then talk to her again and asked if I could come back up I showed up early and even had Darth Vader mask on because she likes Star wars and I was trying to be funny but she wasn't awake and I wound up sitting on her front porch of the better part of an hour you want to wake them up but you know it is what it is. I have to tell the story mind you cuz some bad shit has happened to me and I want to make sure that I get all the good tweaker stories out of my system before I have to check into detox and basically just use this blog as a reminder of whatever it is I was attracted to. So she finally woke up she found out that that roommate is going to actually move in move in she was staying in the same room type thing cuz it's a small house and she makes some room so I helped her move a bunch of furniture around we got high and all that stuff and I wound up staying in the evening and we didn't hang out or in a sexual or whatever just getting to know each other I guess and then by morning I couldn't take it anymore. The entire time I was sitting in her bed with her her roommate that we had just made room for was masturbating very loudly but a bucket full of sex toys that she brought him earlier that day and shouldn't make sure she showed us and since the two areas are close to each other and her door wouldn't close properly I had to hold the door closed with my foot so I wouldn't hear the buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz sound of the vibrators. Like I said by the morning I couldn't take it anymore I

I was still a gentleman but I could not take it anymore and in an off-prompt way tried to make the roommate switch which is has every guy knows and I know now that's impossible I'm quoting Seinfeld now. So as I'm trying to be suave and debonair and all that good stuff and still be a gentleman I told her I was going to leave but not before the roommate and I had an exchange and she was down for it but. Has it turned out she was just playing me all along both roommates were and then as I said it was going to leave I got about two I got to hold to a hotel room and instead of being sneaky and downright douchebag I called the one girl and told her that I was interested in her friend instead my first mistake

[lostsoullostit]

Here's the deal I get to turn myself in to Sarasota county sheriff's office tomorrow. And we'll be going to jail for an undisclosed amount of time. Joy joy joy to me. And hopefully I'll be clean after that and we'll be able to stay clean after that. I have totally and completely enjoyed all of the posts and comments and offers from everybody on this site my name is Jimmy the douche. That's not a joke either. Everything I found on this site is from other posts and I'm just reblogged them except for the spoken word shit. A piece of advice for everybody that reads this if you going to do dope weed whatever meth. Whatever you do don't do it in the Sarasota county and especially do not park in the Walmart parking lot on Bee ridge and beneva. Stay out of Sarasota county as much as humanly possible Bradenton too for that matter. Cuz you'll just wind up doing something stupid and then wind up going to jail for something even stupider. There are more police and sheriff's officers and departments in two counties then I've ever seen in my entire life and I've lived in Chicago Washington DC and Atlanta and St Louis there are not only the Manatee county sheriff's office there's the Bradenton Police and the Holmes Beach Police as well as Anna Maria Island plus longboat key cops Sarasota sheriff's department Sarasota Police department and the all inclusive drug task force in a two county area all I know is if you drive 2 hours north of here you won't see a cop for hours but if you happen to be in this area you'll see one every five or 10 minutes it's insane. They're doing a fantastic job don't get me wrong and I take full responsibility for all of my actions but come on you really need that many police officers or departments to protect this one's beautiful swamp plan and woods that is now Sarasota manatee and Lakewood ranch please. I'm done ranting just take my advice if you're going to do something stupid don't talk dirty and if you're going to drive dirty make sure it's just dirt and not drugs.

From lost soul lost it aka jimmy the douche

Peace out

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[raychillster]

a family member of mine has been missing for a month now. she’s an older woman and doesn’t have any history of going missing. if anyone can share this or give any advice on dealing with a missing persons case please let me know. the police have footage that could help but they won’t release it.

[raychillster]

her name is Daisy Hayes. she’s 65, only 5’2, and 83 pounds. the police know something and they aren’t sharing it. :( keep my family in your prayers please.

[raychillster]

thank you for reblogging.

[nastyastheycome]

Reblog if you’re STD FREE

This is actually more important than all of the freak, nasty, and sex filled porn post on here. Hopefully this gets a lot of Reblogs. Know your status

[lostsoullostit]

So I like many americans, have come to the conclusion that living in a van, bus or travel trailer. Is so much more, so fantastically more of a daily adventure. Than Homesteading. I am able to come and go from one place. To another as I please. Nobody hassles me and life on the road is easily the best decision I've made for myself in a long while.

Durring Covid-19 while most people were busy doing short clip videos. And growing long beards while staying indoors. I lasted 12 days before I bought the van. Or as I refer to it as an apartment on wheels. And started remodeling the interior. And took off for the open road. And after the initial lock down of the country I got to see just how large my state is.

The west coast is where I hale. And the east coast I haven't been to in a long while. It's fun to be able to drive from coast in 3hours. There was little to no traffic at all and the cops weren't pulling anyone over at all due to fear of catching the 2020 plague. So speeding was fun. Exspecilly in areas where a few months before there were speed traps everywhere.

Then it was off to other states. Where it was a little more challenging. Most public restrooms were closed and other than truck stops and the occasional indian fill-up station. Dot not feather. You couldn't get a decent cup of coffee. Anywhere. The lack of traffic, the lowest gas prices I've seen in at least a decade, maybe two. Made up for a little more B.O. than normal.

And the public sex me and my woman had everywhere was out of this world. We fucked in at least every single truck stop bathroom from here to Texas. All over the van, on the roof, the hood if I parked close to a structure. Where I could get enough leverage to keep her on the hood. And not shatterthe glass, which I did on two occasions. From the pressure of us fucking.

The people who work for my insurance company were starting to ask questions. Most windshields last. But it was funny to see what excuse I could come up with next. That's the good thing about life in a motorized home. Is the places and adventures you will have screwing all over this great country of ours can't wait to do it on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial on our next trip, up the east coast. And across these United States. Maybe you'll see us. But remember if the van is a rocking don't bother nocking

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[atomicunknowndestiny]

This is absolutely awesome and sadly so true….. Thank you for having this on your blog…. I even learned a couple of things……. Great info!!!

[sharon-needles35]

Couldnt have said it better myself lmfao. It ain’t cute yall. If I wanna see it I’ll ask for it big boy!!! 🤪😘🤣😁

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Everyone should know the international sign for Help Me. Let’s make this famous!!

[amanda-bakes]

Interesting; I didn't know this was a thing.

[hopefulmisanthrope]

It’s apparently a thing, but it’s a very new thing, so it may need some help being known.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_for_Help

[lostsoullostit]

Why do so many drug blogs try to sell you drugs on this freaking site I've told you guys once before and I'll tell you again I'm not here to buy drugs I'm not here to do anything except rant and rave and use this site as a sounding board mind you. Please for the love of but Jesus! Stop trying to sell me narcotics especially illegal ones on here. Cuz I just think you're a cops and I got to go with my gut on this one. Once again please will love a butt Jesus stop trying to sell me a legal narcotics I'm not a fucking idiot

[lostsoullostit]

All right this is fucking stupid man, I need to fuck

I am so God damn hard right now that if I don't get to copulate. I swear to God my balls are going to explode. I am so horny that I decided to cut a hole in the wall, and then make a pocket pussy. From my own design. I took a rubber cooking glove. The one you get at the grocery store.the big red kind. And placed in a large plastic cup. With a rubber band holding the glove to the he cup. Placed the cup in the whole. Lathered up and went to town. So basically I've been fucking my house.

I'm so God damn hornet that there is a hole in every wall.

Please take putty on me. Some female. Somewhere. There has to be a woman just as horny and perverted.

[lostsoullostit]

[tweakerslut-deactivated20160528]

Looking for Florida Tweakers!!

[spoonfulloficecream]

If you are from Florida and like to get spun then reblog and share location! I’ve noticed quite a few new florida blogs so lets help them link up!!

Also remember to use the tag #florida tweakers so we can find each other!

[freakingtweaking]

Holiday

[iceprincessinflorida]

Anyone close to 352?

[cloudedscorpioking-deactivated2]

407 new to the are

[cherryspun]

850 area

[lostsoullostit]

941 bradenton

[lostsoullostit]

I finally found a decent person to talk to. In my search for intelligent people on this site. That happen to live or at least use the same area code as I do. And I got blocked. So please be advised there are only fools living in the 941 area code. Fools and stupid jelious angry boyfriend's of hot women. Here in this county. Just because your girl talks or is even friends with another guy. Doesn't mean she's looking to leave you. Or your cock is to small. Or that she minds the fact that you still live with your mother. Just wanted to put that out there. Just wanted to say. If your worried about the one's she's openly texting just imagine the ones you don't know about. When she's working and your at home playing videogames thinking everything thing is okay. Cause you made her block that guy on tumblr.