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where you been, cain, where you been? whereâs your brother?
here comes a special boy
My main blog's been... censored?
Idk honestly if that's the actual case, it hasn't been flagged or straight up deleted or whatever, but things are... acting up. I can't upload a profile picture anymore, it won't show, and a friend of mine told me that when she can't see the stuff that she reblogs from me... but other followers of mine can..? I can still do my thing there?
WHAT IS GOING ON CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN PLEASE-
- McCree McDonaldâs skin -
A friend requested this one and I held a poll to decide his uniform!
I hope youâre lovinâ it! â„
oh my gosh I just found your blog and don't wanna spam you too much with likes aaahhh ;O; I just wanted to say that I love your posts!!
My only concern is that I've practically left this blog for dead, and I'm so very sorry about that :c I still love the Overwatch community so much (well... to some extent), and I still love coming up with scenarios. Even more when I still manage to get all this positive feedback! I love you guys so much!!
Ashe is banned from Chuck E Cheeses
"Bob dO SOMETHING!!"
YO THIS BITCH HAS OFFICIALLY TURNED 22 RN HAPPY FREAKING BDAY TO ME
I GOT POTG ON DEATHMATCH THANKS TO REAPER NOW I'M NEVER GONNA SHARE HIM WITH ANYONE GOD BLESS
Jesseâs face is so good to draw it should be illegal
new ask meme: do i come across as a goth, nerd, prep, or jock?
The Heir
Look at this dilf
Equalizer Lucio
DISCORD SERVER LINK!!
https://discord.gg/5ERGRty
Here we have it, folks!
(I should have set it to never expire, but dm me if you're having troubles!)
Hey! What type of girls do you think Sol76, Genji, McCree or Hanzo like?
Just a note before - this is in no way meant to âbody shameâ anyone, youâre all handsome and beautiful and this is just what I think, you might have a different opinion and thatâs okay!
Soldier 76:
Lowkey digs the more âtonedâ girls
Someone whoâs confident but not an asshole about it or towards other people
Heâs a little forgetful so he needs someone to remind him to do stuff every now and again
A girl whoâs willing to train with him, he sees this as bonding and that youâre taking an interest in you
You canât expect any special treatment in training though, but if he pushes you too hard, heâll make it up to you later
Genji:
He likes smaller girls, someone he can pick up and âthrow aroundâ almost. Itâs cute how he can just rest his head on top of yours
What he loves most is that your main goal in life is to make people happy then thatâs all he needs
Your killer taste in music as well, he likes listening to you sing and [try to] write your own stuff
âSweet in the streets but freak in the sheetsâ kind of girl
A good listener - someone whoâs willing to listen when heâs venting
McCree:Â
mmmmmmm thICC as F UC K
He just loves the chub, he canât enough of it. He likes having something to cuddle up to.
This will result in nicknames like âSquishâ which you absolutely adore
Heâll fall for your voice and smile - you could have the loudest and most bizarre laugh and his heart will skip a beat every time he hears it
Kinda wants a girl whoâs clingy, he loves being able to fill your needs and play the hero all the time
Hanzo:
Tends to go for the more shy and timid girls
Someone who it might take a while to get to know, he likes learning new things about you all the time
A girl whoâs kind of independent but doesnât mind affection every now and again
He likes a girl whoâs into the artsy things and maybe sometime you can teach each other like heâll teach you meditation.
Just someone who can appreciate the little things in life
DISCORD SERVER ANNOUNCEMENT
Hello my darling ducklings! How's it going?? Good?? Good!
Listen, I know I'm practically dead here, it's not been a good... few months? Year? Motivational and inspirational speaking, however. I'll eventually get back on track with headcanons and stuff, BUT FOR NOW I'M WORKING ON CREATING A DISCORD SERVER.
Idk I just wanted to create a place to call our community, get to know you guys better and just have a good time making new friends with each other!
I'll post the link once all is settled. Would anyone be interested??
uhhhh, bodyguard AU in which Hanzo and Genji are bodyguards of famous DJ LĂșcio. or something (i just really wanted to draw lĂșcio sandwiched between the shimadas, sue me)
if you like what I do, consider buying me a coffee. â„
Protective Snakes (Hanzo x Pregnant! Reader)
Protective Snakes (Hanzo x Pregnant! Reader)
Waiting was the worst, especially with the condition you were in; pregnant. You were about five months along, your middle having grown out and were now starting to feel the kicks of the life you were staring with Hanzo. Â Even though the archer was stoic and rather unemotional to anyone else, you knew he had a gentle heart in there and you managed to find it. The man had pierced your heart long before you got his after working with him getting to know him, and even saving each other a few times since the Recall was out into affect. With each otherâs hearts, you managed to convince him to start a family, hoping this would help him forgive himself and give him the life he deserved with lots of love. Now only if your own heart wasnât aching at the moment as he was out a mission, worrying that he would make it back save to you, to your child. Knowing he would be back sometime today, you were waiting in the main lounge of the reused headquarters, cozy on the couch as you pined for your love to come home safely. Â Unknown to you though, the father of your child was looking for you, having looked in your shared room and else where, his feet silent as he soon spotted his love. With slow, quiet steps, he walked over to surprise you of his arrival.
âYou seem to be doing well,â Hanzo mumbled, Â the archer placing his hand on your shoulder.
âI wasnât until you showed up,â surprised, you looked behind your shoulder to see that face you missed so much, âHow are you?â
âI could say the same,â he pressed your forehead against yours, the closest he got to public displays of affection usually but since the beginning of your pregnancy, he had been doing a bit more but only when he was sure you two were alone. This was the case at the moment as he moved around the couch, taking a seat as he placed a hand on your bulge and rubbing it gently.
âHa-anzo, what are yo-ou doing?â you asked him, a little embarrassed as your cheeks flustered deep red at the potential of someone seeing you two.
âI would like to say hello to our child,â Hanzo mumbled as he was going to lean in to kiss your belly but noticed a familiar blue glow coming from his arm. His two spirit dragons, currently in noodle form had manifested, curling up around your middle and starting to nip at Hanzo, who had currently jerked away. âWhat the-â
âIâm sorry, they seem to be protective of me,â you chuckled, the two protecting you like crazy since you first told Hanzo you were pregnant, âMuch like their master.â
âThey should learn to respect him as well,â Hanzo grumbled as he shot the two dragons a dirty look but he couldnât be that mad. He was actually rather proud of them as he sat back in his seat, sighing to himself. âYet Soba and Udon tend to follow their own path.â
The noodle dragons were curled up around your belly, rather warm and light and were occasionally moved out of place by a well placed kick from the fetus. Hanzo tried a few more time to touch his child for father-child bonding but the spirits were as protective as ever and the archer gave up after a while. At least he had you, wrapping his hand around yours and rubbing your fingers gently while your other was petting one of the noodles, Soba, you think.
With the jungle of spurs starting to get louder and louder, Hanzo let of your hand, much to your dismay, and crossed his arms as Jesse walked in, looking over your way with a smile on his face. âWell howdy, dar- oh, I see yer back,â his smile turned into a frown, noticing your man right there as he shrugged but walked closer.
âYouâre surprised?â Hanzo asked him, rather defensive of you from him and from the look on the dragonsâ faces, they would be too.
âIâve ben hopinâ to visit yer lilâ varmint,â Jesse mumbled, trying to have a little fun with the idea of being an uncle, âAn uncleâs gotta say howdy.â
âOnly if itâs okay with you,â you sighed, knowing Jesse was a decent friend but Hanzo was your love and with the two not liking each other, tolerance was all up to Hanzo.
Hanzo paused for a moment, thinking as he looked at you, Jesse, and then at the dragons. A small smirk soon started to grow on his face as he actually nodded in agreement. âBy all means.â
Jesse smirked as he was gonna be the best uncle before the kid was born, hoping to get a kick to them.
âDonât mind if I- OWW!â Jesse had tried to move close but he didnât even lay a hand on you as Soba nipped at his finger. Udon proceeded to hiss at Jesse, biting his other hand. It was only when Jesse got up and shook the pair off that the dragons let go, hissing and growling at they returned to their previous spots on and around their masterâs child.
âWhy I outta- control yer snakes!â Jesse grumbled as he rubbed his fingers, looking at the little bite marks on his hands and fingers. The glare he shot Hanzo couldâve probably killed him but he was relaxed the entire time.
âThey do this by their own accord,â he stated, cool, calm, and collective on the outside but the light upward curve of the corners of his mouth stated he was proud of his spirit dragons, âYou just have to respect them.â
âMaybe Iâll visit when the kid is born,â Jesse sighed, knowing he would have another option later when those serpents where under control or exterminated but much later than he wanted. With mumbled and grumbled under his breath, he left the room to have the bites checked by Angela and he wouldnât die by such rascals.
You sighed, looking at all of them before you pinched your brow out of disgrace. âYouâre too protective, all of you.â
The dragons whined, thinking they were doing the right thing as they tried to lick your hands and face to make it up to you. Meanwhile their master furrowed his brow, not liking to be chided like this but he nodded. â⊠but in a good way?â
âOf course,â you replied, knowing you couldnât be mad your childâs father, kissing his cheek in return before asking one more thing out of all of them, â⊠but maybe back down a bit?â
Hanzo looked at the noodles, almost as if understanding each other in the silence as Hanzo replied for all of them with a cocky smile on his face.
âWe can make no promises.â
~The next morning~
Jesse was not going to die, according to Angela, but he thought he would as he had gotten up in the morning, bites all wrapped and grouchy over it. âMight need a second opinion âbout these bites,â he mumbled as he was currently getting dressed, âDonât want no rabies.â
When Jesse was finally getting his boots on, he had too much on his mind to notice his boot seemed a little too heavy and it was too late as he noticed a sharp pain to his toe. âDA-AMN!â
âWhat was that?â you hummed, hearing a loud and a bit of an effeminate scream echoing down the hall as Hanzo and you were currently eating breakfast with the rest of the Overwatch agents. Â
âSeems he woke up to a surprise,â Hanzo mused, sipping at his tea nonchalantly, âNot of my doing, of course.â
His choice of words made you curious, then angry as you furrowed your brow at him. âWhat did you do?â
Hanzo only took another sip of tea while a small, wiggly blue glow crawling up his sleeve, retreating to itâs home before the archer answered you.
âIn his wording, you could say he found a snake in his boot.â