Endure, my heart; yea, a baser thing thou once didst bear

youth is easily deceived because it is easy to trust || multi muse || independent rp blog || mythological characters | | hover over images to see descriptions and reblog ||

[musingmeme-blog]

beep beep how’s my portrayal ?

[lotuseatcr-blog]

infinitexechoes:

                            GOOD GRIEF. The men these days were more troublesome than the women which had the Spartan wondering if he was missing out on some big joke. Since when did everyone think him, a lowly mistios, was so desirable all of a sudden? Was it because of the name he carved for himself as a ruthless killer of men, or was it something else altogether? It sure as hell wasn’t his looks no matter what this guy claimed. Living on Kephallonia for all those years was proof enough that he wasn’t ‘that’ interesting. Men and women alike oft walked by, scoffing at him. With all that in mind, he could not help but think the other was simply finessing him for some reason or another. So after returning the sword he carried to the hilt, he turned, giving the stranger his undivided attention.

❝ Handsome? I’m not quite sure how to feel about all of this newfound attention ‘fame’ has gifted me. Had I known killing a few men would have turned heads, maybe I would have done it more back on Kephallonia. But that aside, what is it that you want? Surely you did not seek me out just to lie to me about my looks.❞

➺ Hermes had to admit, he was quite taken aback by the misthios’ reaction to his shameless flirting. Nonetheless, an eyebrow was raised and his weight was shifted so he could get a better look at the tall man. His arms were to die for, and his face. . . That was an entirely different story to Hermes.

❝ You heard me. Handsome. ❞ He finally sat back in his chair, running a hand through his hair and shrugging.  ❝ A lot of people kill a few men without gaining or showing much for it. Those ones are typically ugly and undesirable. You, on the other hand. . . ❞  Caramel eyes swept over Alexios’ face once more, and he let out a small chuckle.

❝ You have attracted the attention of a lot of people. That includes some very powerful people, as well. ❞ Hermes reached out a hand to gesture towards the man so that he could speak.  ❝ Tell me, how does it feel to be famous? ❞

[lotuseatcr-blog]

"I thought you were supposed to be some ugly creature. But you're actually quite the opposite." -Hades (( kass are u flirting-

➺ Arms that had previously been crossed over his chest fell to his sides. It wasn’t within his usual habits to receive and accept someone’s advances like this, but here he was, unable to keep the small smile from his lips. Not many would think to flatter Hades, and that showed in the way he only acknowledged the first part of her words.

❝ I’d say that’s mostly because a lot of people only tend to see me once. And those who don’t are cruel and seem to find joy in spreading fear to others. ❞ Hades shrugged. ❝  I don’t mind it much, though. It’s always more fun when there’s a little bit of… unease involved. Wouldn’t you say so, Kassandra? ❞ Hades locked his hands behind his back, the small smile never leaving his face.

[demonic-boyfriend-issues]

Shit I’ve Said To My Dog : Sentence Starters

Why do you get so upset when I blow into your ears?

Am I annoying you yet? Am I annoying you yet? Am I annoying you yet?

If you burp in my face we’re not friends anymore.

Why do you have such a floppy lip?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING?

Oh, I didn’t realise you suddenly decided to have standards.

Stop looking at other people. Your world should revolve around me.

Remember that time, one year ago when you split open my lip by accident and it didn’t stop bleeding? No? Well I do.

Wanna roll around on the floor and make weird sounds later?

If you try to lick me when I’ve just gotten out of the shower again I sWEAR TO GOD.

Not everyone needs to hear your opinion on the existence of fire alarms.

I have never seen anyone so happy to pretend to be dead before.

Okay. You need a bath. I’m ready for battle, don’t even try to argue this.

How come you hate warm baths but love swamp water and muddy puddles?

I love that no matter what I say, if I hold up my hand you’ll high-five it without question. It’s like we’re always united, no matter who or what I’m roasting today.

I found one of your hairs in my breakfast. We need to talk.

I asked you to bring me my slippers. I did not ask you to check they were dead by shaking them like a crazed dingo before giving them to me.

You can’t just put your foot in my mouth then walk away. What kind of friendship do you think this is?

I love how efficient you are at using the tools around us to be as annoying as possible.

I never got to be the big spoon in bed before I had you. This is such a weird new perspective I have gained in life. 

I’m pretty sure this many snuggles is illegal in some countries.

No. Stop begging to try a piece of my food. It’s a vegetable. You hate vegetables. *Sigh* Fuck it. Fine. Here try some.

SEE? I told you you’d hate it!

Why do you insist on smooshing squishy foods before eating them?

I’m not sure how something so adorable and pure could have as many nightmares as you do, but I hope you’re okay.

I will never grow tired of booping your snoot.

Sometimes I look at you and I realise how lucky I am to have someone who is so tolerant of my weirdness.

Why do you get excited whenever I go to the bathroom?

You always look sad when you’re tired. It’s so fucking cute.

I love how if I get really excited over a stick, you trust me enough to see insane amounts of value in it too.

I got you another teddy to add to your already grossly large collection of teddies. Yes I’m an enabler. No I’m not going to stop enabling you.

Some kid asked me if you were a bear today. It made me wonder what your spirit animal would be.

Why do you always sleep by my door? Are you guarding it from demons?

Let’s go to the woods. You run through the trees and I’ll hum the Game of Thrones theme.

I’ve always wanted to braid your hair, but I’m also worried you won’t like it

How can you be both so polite and such a piece of shit at the same time?

Holy crap our souls were literally meant for one another.

[buzzin-rp-memes]

Someone needs some sleep starters

“Your eyebags have eyebags!”

“How long have you been awake?”

“I haven’t slept in a week.”

“Dude go to sleep”

“Is there a reason why you can’t sleep?”

“I’ve been having trouble sleeping lately.”

“Don’t you dare sing me a lullaby.”

“Sleep is for the weak.”

“Well you’re weak from lack of sleep so it’s time you sleep.”

“Please.. go to sleep.”

“Would it help if I lay down with you?”

“I’ve been up all night working on this…”

“Did you start having nightmares again? Is that why you haven’t been sleeping.”

“Don’t worry I slept for two hours.”

“That’s not enough sleep!”

“I’m tired…”

“Do you think… that pigeons have feelings..?”

“Shut up and go to sleep!”

“Can’t sleep either?”

“Sleep is something fake created by the government so I won’t be doing it.”

“I did get sleep! Like… a week ago.”

“_ has been keeping me awake.”

“I just want to get a good night’s sleep for once.”

“I don’t have time for sleeping.”

[lotuseatcr-blog]

remember when i said i was gonna do info pages for my muses- lol that never happened im sorry dskjfds

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@infinitexechoes liked for a starter! 

➺  ❝ The Eagle Bearer! I have heard much about you, and I must say, you are much more handsome than the stories give credit for. ❞  Hermes leaned his head forward, propping his chin on his interlocked fingers with an unsubtle wink. 

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@hearthtcnder liked for a starter!

➺  ❝ I have been told that crying is cleansing, but it has just made me feel worse; Hestia, what do you do when you are sorrowful? ❞

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@otherwxrldly-procyon liked for a starter!

➺ ❝ You look nervous, Lizzy. I can call you that, can’t I? ❞ A devilish grin took shape on his lips.

[rp-meme-blog]

Send “💋” to kiss my muse out of nowhere.

[lotuseatcr-blog]

I’m gonna try to get the rest of these hermes starters out tonight after i’m finished volunteering or sometime tomorrow !!

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@huntsrevenge liked for a starter!

➺ ❝ Why do you always use a rifle?  Isn’t it easier to just. . . Y’know.❞ Hermes made a little stabbing motion with his empty hand, shrugging.

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@polyphoniie liked for a starter!

➺ ❝ If you are truly as magnificent as they say, why don’t you play me a song, Orpheus? ❞

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"By the Gods, you are real." -Hades

➺ Dark eyes scanned the woman’s face as she stared in awe. A small smile pulled at the corners of his lips and he nodded slowly, gesturing towards her with his free hand. 

❝ What did you expect, Eagle Bearer? Perhaps for the stories you hear of us to be false? ❞ He pursed his lips after clicking his tongue a few times. Hades rolled his shoulders languidly, shifting his weight. ❝ Someone’s got to watch over the mortals. ❞ There was a bit of self-regard laced into his words.

[lotuseatcr-blog]

hermes starter call !!

like/reblog for a short starter. Specify which muse if you’re multimuse!

[gvgvdans]

- ; phrases that really hit you where it hurts part two

‘ don’t you remember me ?? ’ ‘ you beat me at my own game. ’ ‘ why do you keep pushing me away ?? ’ ‘ i can’t carry on like this. i’m done. ’ ‘ we can’t keep doing this. ’ ‘ you keep taking and taking, i’ve got nothing left to give !! ’ ‘ since when did you start calling me by just my name ?? ’ ‘ ____ ?? why won’t you look at me ?? ’ ‘ nobody could replace me and you know it !! stop fucking pretending !! ’ ‘ stop saying you need me. just stop. ’ ‘ you’ll just be gone again by morning won’t you ?? ’ ‘ i’ve forgotten their face. i forgot. ’ ‘ i’m not the same person i used to be, sorry. ’ ‘ you made me believe you loved me. ’ ‘ i’m not worth it. ’ ‘ i don’t want to be a part of your life anymore. ’ ‘ i wish you would be honest with me. ’ ‘ i need you all of the time, not just some. ’ ‘ i never stopped needing you. ’ ‘ you’re like a whole different person when we’re alone. why can’t you be like that all the time ?? ’

[memeartificer]

Fighting Starters

“What is your problem?”

“What were you thinking?”

“Leave me alone!”

“It wasn’t my fault!”

“Of course it was your fault!”

“What was I supposed to do?”

“I hate you!”

“I wish I never met you!”

“I’m breaking up with you!”

“Fuck you!”

“Go fuck yourself!”

“You should have told me!”

“Why the fuck didn’t you tell me?”

“I didn’t tell you because it was none of your business!”

“How could you lie to me like that?”

“You think I can’t do anything right!”

“You only won because you cheated!”

“You’re just mad you lost!”

“You’re being so immature!”

“Your face is immature!”

“You wanna say that to my face?”

“You wanna take this outside?”

“We can’t be friends if you’re a fan of [sports team]!”

“I know how to fix your computer: throw it away and get a Mac/PC/Linux.”

“You wasted [our/my/your] money on what?”

“Get a job!”

“You were supposed to be here an hour ago!”

“Why are you always late?”

“Why can’t you cut me some slack?”

“Things aren’t as important as you think they are!”

“It’s like you’re avoiding me!”

“I don’t have to hang out with you 24/7!”

“How come we never do what I want?”

“You were supposed to do the dishes as of three days ago!”

“I was gonna do it!”

“Get your stuff off the floor!”

“Do your own laundry!”

“I’m busy, I’ll get around to it!”

“Stop complaining all the time!”

“It’s my turn to drive!”

“You can’t take the car all day, I need it!”

“Turn that off, I’m trying to concentrate!”

“Do your own damn homework!”

“But you promised!”

“I’m never letting you borrow anything again!”

“You still owe me forty dollars!”