Dont Sit In My Sandwhich

I’m here for the free smells

[louthechickenprincess]

When times are cruel, kindness is a form of resistance. We fight it by not participating.

~from an internet conversation

[louthechickenprincess]

People don’t want you to solve their problems. They want you to give them a reason to live through them.

[louthechickenprincess]

Listen I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s never cringe to celebrate your birthday no matter how old you are. You should take every opportunity in life to experience joy, to have an excuse to get everyone together.

Too many people treat joy and love like a scarcity that will run out if you use it to much but in actuality you have a very short life and you should give that shit out like it’s Twinkie’s in a zombie apocalypse.

It is cringe if you celebrate your birthday but say you’re ten years younger than you are and demand gifts so everyone watches you open them. I did make up that rule but I’m too tired to enforce it so just accept with every year you get not older, but wiser.

[louthechickenprincess]

Me who has never been around cicadas before after hearing them for the first time: WHY ARE THE TREES YELLING AT ME

[louthechickenprincess]

Conversation with BF playing farming simulator listening to radio when a Metallica song nothing else matters comes on:

Him: I hate Metallica, all their music sounds the same.

Me: oh? I don’t know them good enough to comment what two songs should I listen to to confirm?

Him: this one and then listen to sandman sped up.

Me: oh Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

Him: no not that sandman!

Me: give her two lips like roses and clovers

Him: I will turn this tractor around!

Me: and tell her that her lonesome nights are over!

Him: *sells his chickens to the butcher*

Me: oh god no!

[louthechickenprincess]

My two irrational fears:

1. My tires will pop when I fill them up with air

2. The tac will break and go through my thumb instead of the wall.

[louthechickenprincess]

When women say they are living in a man’s world they are talking about the fact there are over 15,000 studies and papers about erectile dysfunction compared to the 400 papers about female reproductive issues.

Incase there was confusion.

[louthechickenprincess]

If you don’t say “metabolic processes” after drinking water what even is the point

[louthechickenprincess]

The ability to be better tomorrow comes with the realization that you were worse yesterday.

So what does that make you today?

[louthechickenprincess]

Them: do you hear the words that are coming out of my mouth?

Deaf person: no

[louthechickenprincess]

Okay so we all know antibiotics like penicillin kill bacteria right? Well what you might not know is that how it kills bacteria is it attacks the linkage of its cell wall which is made up of peptidoglycan. If it damages the walls enough the cell will lysis due to the osmotic pressure of its environment. I think it’s a good analogy of life! If you don’t take care of yourself and let your walls get damaged then the normal pressure you have been under then becomes to much and it can break you. So take care of yourself! Drink water!

[louthechickenprincess]

*me waiting till 11AM to drink a mountain dew*

“See, it’s 11, I’m not an alcoholic”

[louthechickenprincess]

My eyes say I’m dying but my smile says I’m thriving

[louthechickenprincess]

Without doing any other research I’m testing a theory. melittin is the enzyme in bee venom that causes your body pain. It gets denatured at 110*F. Human skin can feel pain at 111*F. All I have to do to stop hurting is denatured the enzymes! I walk a fine line but boy is it a messed up line cause I got stung in the ankle and it hurts.

[louthechickenprincess]

I work with bee hives and today I have a pretty good story. I was showing the new people how to get a frame of brood to take back to the lab and because it was overcast and going to rain soon all the bees were stuck inside and than means it was very hard to get a frame. They kept swarming us and stinging out gloves even with smoke. Anyways we are working on the last hive trying to get a frame and I swear I feel a bee buzzing up my pant leg. I do a little leg jiggle and nothing comes out and I felt it so often I even went and checked and then tucked my pant sleeve in my socks. After this I went to close up the hive because it was impossible to get a frame and of course I get stung on the ankle and one of the others wore leggings so they got stung 6 times in the thigh. I go to winco to get allergy pills so my leg doesn’t swell up, I also got McDonalds cause hungry and then when I get home I roll up my pant sleeve again to see the sting and a bee falls out of my pants. Little gal was tired and moved very little but she was a trooper for not stinging me that whole process. Put her outside in the flower garden and she seemed to get herself right and flew off. Gif of bee hanging out in my pants while I went shopping

[mellifexfarm]

most angry hen and the most small

[louthechickenprincess]

POV: When your smol SO is mad at you

[louthechickenprincess]

📢PSA🔊

If a girl runs up and hands you a gift then runs away without a word DO NOT DATE HER. If you give them a chance they will be the worst communicator and get mad at you for not reading into them being silent and seeing everything between the lines.