Love, Matt

My attempt at pretending to be normal and happy. You'll soon find out how I deal with life and reality. You're all here to watch. So do so. Love, Matt

[thehairymenhunter]

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[love-matt]

Faith called this evolution of a selfie. I just see four flawless photos🤷🏼‍♂️ @fafemartin @micdav87 (at XY Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwkxvJkglPe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=begxhiv3nnpa

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[oofahpapa]

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[dankmemeuniversity]

[britneyqueers]

WIG!

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[love-matt]

I haven’t posted a real picture on here in like sixteen years. So here’s one from last weekend for this beauties birthday. Love you @destiny_popp 😘😍🤤 https://www.instagram.com/p/BuPGmHxALJa/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=q1px7q53sxkd

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

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[boringangel]

olivia de recat for the new yorker

[love-matt]

This made me sad so that’s good

[dalbirdy-deactivated20200626]

Can I eat your ass?

well what else are you gonna eat for dessert?

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[hlwim]

ugh how the fuck do you cover letter

[elf-trash]

Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo.

I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.

With your wisdom, I’m sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation.

As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.

[siderealsandman]

Polite greeting (Greetings, Exalted One)

Self-Introduction (I am Luke Skywalker) 

Establish Credentials (Jedi Knight) 

Explain how you learned of this opportunity (Friend to Captain Solo) 

Establish Purpose (I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.)

Show what you can bring to the organization ( I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.)

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

This actually maps really well.