The Comic Geek's Comic Geek

Sharing things I find interesting and occasionally rambling on

[murgoten]

[murgoten]

more sun 🌞🌻☀️

and the moon I guess...

[wearemercs]

The Nearsighted Knight (translated 1, 2) by rui2simu (original 1, 2)

[nitpickrider]

...aren't these two the scruffy idiots who keep getting their shit pushed in by Wolverine?

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[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Okay, I looked it up and these two have insane origins. Bloodscream is a cursed 16th century ship’s surgeon following a failed necromantic ritual and Roughhouse is a freaking exiled Asgardian.

What.

[nitpickrider]

And it has nothing at all to do with Marvel trying to sell action figures?

Amazing Spiderman 435

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

It… actually didn’t. These guys or the Slinger version there of, have only gotten merch semi recently. And Ricochet got left out of the Funko set!

[nitpickrider]

MJ, Blaastar is the king of a pocket dimension and he shoots explosions out of his bare hands.

Amazing Spiderman 435

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Blaastar is only the second most dangerous thing in the Negative Zone because the most dangerous is The Living Death That Walks!

[em1e]

what made u guys pick ur url's !

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

It’s a play off phrases like “gentleman’s gentleman.” I’m geeky enough to be the standard comic geek’s comic geek.

[funnypages]

Doom literally could NOT comprehend what the kid just said.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"Why is this urchin not working in the mines, harvesting rare metals to construct Doom Bots to use against Accursed Richards????"

[millyblank]

Is the next panel just that kid turned into a pile of charred flesh?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Strong possibility O_O;

[iconuk01]

That kid is Franklin Richards, part time demi-god and full time moppet. Doom is many things, but is not an idiot, and pissing off a nigh-omnipotent five year old (Who he realises has been five years old for a very, VERY long time) is rarely a good idea.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Franklin "Ash Ketchum" Richards XD

"Here's me at Kitty Pryde's fourteenth birthday party

And here's her at my fifth birthday party that year"

"Awwwww"

"And here's me at her fifteenth birthday party

And here's her at my fifth birthday party that year"

"Wait what"

"And here's me at Kitty Pryde's eighteenth birthday party

She came to my fifth birthday party that year!"

"What the fuck is happening right now"

[parrhesiac]

What do we say when things like this happen?

"It's very good that Franklin Richards did that!"

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"He gets it from your side of the family, you know...

no monsters on my side"

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Even for comic book aging, Franklin’s timeline is all over the place.

[crisisofinfinitemultiverses]

Amazing Spider-Man 35 (2026) variant by Lee Bermejo

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"Oh my I wonder what my nephew who definitely isn't Spider-Man is doing

I'll just keep my back turned and loudly ponder this"

Peter, the worlds dumbest fuckin genius: Its a good thing my Aunt does not know I'm Spider-Man

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

It’s so much better if May knows. From her original “death” here, to the Insomniac game (your interactions with May get so much better on a second play through when you realize knows), to the Toby Maguire movies (Rosemary Harris May definitely knows and is doing her damndest to support Peter without actually admitting it).

She’s his mom. How could she not?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

;-;

Now I'm crying remembering the ending of the Spider-Man game again nooooooooooo

And yeah

Honestly Marvel should just let Aunt May know that he's Spider-Man in canon again

Both times she knew about it got retconned by two of the worst fuckin decisions Marvel has ever made (Letting John Byrne write Spider-Man and One More Day respectively) and the stories where May actually knew he was Spider-Man are considered like...quality Spider-goodness by the fandom

You'd think that would clue Marvel in XD

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

The game makes me cry every time I play it.

My preference is for the original version, but the JMS reveal definitely knocks it out of the park(er)

[queer-as-city-folk]

Evil musician named Britney Fears

[queer-as-city-folk]

Gay musician named Britney Queers

[thattransgirllora]

fellow musician named britney peers

[queer-as-city-folk]

Drunk musician named Britney Beers

[fable-and-thread]

Audience musician named Britney Cheers

[queer-as-city-folk]

Therapist musician named Britney Hears

[queer-as-city-folk]

Skyscraper musician named Britney Sears

[chriscrossedover]

Wildlife Musician named Britney Deers

[queer-as-city-folk]

Round Musician named Britney Spheres

[siltslut]

Car musician named Britney Steers

[uncannyandi]

Formerly invisible musician named Britney Appears

[highcaliberhound]

Rapidly approaching musician named Britney Nears

[iamfandom00]

Pokemon gen III musician named Britney Leers

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Clockwork musician named Britney Gears.

[panthermouthh]

Grace and Rocky play hide and seek— or Rocky finds out about persistence hunting the hard way, and Grace gets some pumpkins to roll around his enclosure.

I wanted to experiment with a more sketchy comic, instead of spending weeks and weeks on making it “Perfect”— and I had so much fun with it!! I need to do these more!

Patreon | Kofi | other links

[nitpickrider]

See this is what *I* would do if I was a superhero.

I'd be making up personal details to drop so no one knew which way was up! Like roleplaying your OC in real life.

Amazing Spiderman 434

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Yeah, but then you gotta keep that shit straight. And I can barely remember what I did yesterday half the time.

[nitpickrider]

How does SHE know your business better than YOU do?

The Red Wolf's not an easy pull!

Amazing Spiderman 434

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Red Guardian

Red Raven

Radioactive Man (okay, villain)

Ransak the Reject (Eternal)

Random (Bounty Hunter)

Rattler (villain again)

RAZORBACK. Pete, you’ve met this guy. Several times.

And, of course, Robi -gets knocked out by a batarang-

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[gardenofeden5457]

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

[ceruinus]

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Cybertron Metroplex.

Who does make a handsome (and Scottish) robot.

With Optimus for scale

[nitpickrider]

Fun story coming up!

BUT if I was Marvel's editor, this is where I would put at least a year long moratorium on ANY storyline involving Mary Jane getting in the way of Peter being Spiderman. If I couldn't put the kibosh on it PERMANENTLY.

Amazing Spiderman 433

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Actual agency and support from MJ instead of moping? Thank god. It was getting very tiresome.

[nitpickrider]

Cmon, Hyde, that's three quips in a row and you still can't figure out who it is?

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[comicgeekscomicgeek]

I don’t think Zabo and Pete have actually met prior to this? He’s fought Thor, the Hulk, Cap, the Avengers, even Daredevil (Matt was defending him in court because he’d been accused of something he didn’t actually do), but not Pete.

Granted, that’s no excuse for not figuring out who the do gooder with the mouth is.

[blue-noir-art]

I just wanna be your sweetheart

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[cryoverkiltmilk]

I like that you gave them different pasties/latches

[skelliefrankie]

mother babygirl