“It is the season of extra.”
“Welcome to my extended birthday party that lasts a month long.”
“I’m going to show you a magic trick.”
“I really don’t care.”
“I don’t have all the ingredients for this…”
“Should I flip this?”
“Okay, done, easy, what else you got?”
“Now [she’s/he’s/they’re] never gonna leave.”
“All I’ve ever known is doing it to ‘em.”
“I’m really not mad at it.”
“See…what you need here…is a knife.”
“I need to apologize before anything begins…”
“You’re gonna like it.”
“It’s gonna be good for us.”
“How are you holding that in your hand?!”
“I don’t want to go to the emergency room today.”
“I know you have urges to grab knives by their blade, but…”
“I knew I should have come down here and supervised you.”
“That’s fucking really loud.”
“I don’t need supervision.”
“I had to do it to ‘em.”
“I love when you cook and I do nothing.”
“I’m going to go lay down.”
“How did you get it to taste like that?”
“I wasn’t listening.”
“Exspandex these muscles to open this bag!”
“I can’t stand when you’re so charming and sweet and the best.”
“If you weren’t so funny and adorable, I would just fucking move out.”
“I don’t see the issue.”
“Impress me! Don’t go out of your way, don’t kill yourself, but impress me!”
“I might not have done the absolute perfect job, but that’s irrelevant.”
“How can I fight a recipe?”
*box jumps onto the counter*
“How hot are you?”
“Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.”
“Have you ever considered NOT doing it to ‘em?”
“Welcome back to my kitchen.”
“I need to come to an understanding that sometimes people make mistakes. And I am about to make one today. 95% sure what a big mistake will take place right here.”
“Maybe try sitting down before I say this next part.”
“I made it out of scratch just for you.”
“You might be asking yourself: that’s disgusting.”
“What you did is really unforgivable.”
“They don’t know how to do it to ‘em!”
“You might not be Australian.”
“That’s not allowed. That shouldn’t be allowed?”
“I’m too tired for this.”
“If it goes horribly wrong, as it often does…then whatever.”
“I heard cheese sauce and I just came running.”