Somewhere far away.

22-year-old feminist. Potterhead. Lord of the Rings and Star Trek fangirl. [[Currently obsessing over these TV shows: Marvel's Agent Carter. Marvel's Daredevil. Elementary. Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Supernatural. Chicago PD. Teen Wolf. Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Suits.]] Buckynat. Skoulson. *heads up for lots of Marvel, too* **I actually mean Bucky Barnes**

[loveexpelrevolt]

Ted Lasso 1.02 // 2.04

[rylandsgrace]

#No thoughts, only Sam Obisanya in his blue suit

[willsilvertongue]

Isaac McAdoo: Truly the Renaissance Man none of us deserve

(based on this post)

[javierbardem]

Self-care can be scary. Fight or flight is a natural response. You just happened to do both. Impressive range really.

[queencalanthes]

Girl talk 🤝 Diamond Dogs

TED LASSO 2x01 || 2x12

[irresistible-revolution]

normalize creators replying to fanon shippers with “that’s great that you’re inspired to write your own version of things. keep doing that! but please respect our version of our story.”

normalize fans being reminded that boundaries between fandom and creators exist for a reason.

normalize fans recognizing their own creative potential without seeking canon validation

normalize the idea that fandom is a hobby, not an identity to threaten and fight and harass people over

normalize a healthy understanding of the boundaries between fiction and reality

normalize just chilling the fuck out lmao

[unearthlydust]

SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021)

[claudia-kishi]

Joan Watson Outfits - Hemlock

[vickisigh]

morticia and gomez are my favorite couple…..cara mia ❤️

[uuchiha]

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

[thatgalpal]

this is a fever dream right

[aaronexplainsitall]

He fucking DEATH DROPPED

[prof-grace-aspen]

the SALUTE

[lizclimo]

who’s ready for halloween?

[whitepeopletwitter]

3 day weekend

[audliminal]

Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I'm insane: ......okaaayyy?....

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.

[beautifulscreaminglady]

people like op are the ones that get memorialized in folk tales for outwitting the devil

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[utopians]

The fact that humans can be killed through physical means is so ridiculous to me

[utopians]

Like this sounds wild but like. hear me out. a person is such a ridiculously infinitely complicated web of thoughts and feelings and beliefs and such an unbelievably huge amount of knowledge and the idea that you can destroy that by holding a pillow over someone’s face for three minutes is absolutely surreal. The idea that you can remove knowledge and emotion and memory from the world with a physical object is literally unbelievable. people are literally infinitely huge and complex and the fact that you can kill the person by killing the body is wild. I’m sure this is incoherent but I hope you get it

[utopians]

It’s like. Imagine you threw a fist-sized rock at the empire state building and the entire thing and everything inside it collapsed into dust. That’s what the existence of human death feels like

[quasi-normalcy]

The next update will fix it so that humans can only be perma-killed through the use of one particular magic dagger.

[sosuperawesome]

Marta Hladchuk on Instagram

[uncle-knobheads]

Fic authors deserve more credit.

Story time: I started reading a book about 23 hours ago and just finished it. Also in that time, I slept for 10 hours, spent time with family, was at work, etc. Anyway, I enjoyed the book (Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda,) but it felt like it flew by. So after I finished I looked up the word count because what are pages? Pages are meaningless. I only function in word counts anymore.

The estimate I found was 58,580. My immediate reaction was “oh, that’s why. That’s nothing!” But what a shitty response. Because no. That’s not nothing. That’s a whole. Damn. Book. An entire novel! And fic authors regularly bust out 30k, 50k, 100k, 150k words. AND THEY DO IT FOR FREE. WHILE WORKING AND LIVING THEIR LIVES.

So anyway, thank your favorite fic author today because they deserve it. Because they’re amazing. They’re the MVPs.