A Warm Place, Surrounded By Sunflowers

Здравствуйте, friend, and welcome. But be warned: Here there be monsters. And most often, they carry a familiar face. ((Independent RP blog for Russia/Ivan Braginski from Hetalia. May be NSFW.))

[lovethymotherland]

Alfred "radburgers" Jones is the true american homosexual.

[radburgers-deactivated20141207]

Ivan “lovethymotherland” Braginski must be Destroyed.

[radburgers-deactivated20141207]

WOW.

[lovethymotherland]

^)

[radburgers-deactivated20141207]

No, I’m American.

[lovethymotherland]

Same thing, really.

[radburgers-deactivated20141207]

Gay.

[lovethymotherland]

Yes you are.

[radburgers-deactivated20141207]

Ur gay.

[lovethymotherland]

Hush.

[lovethymotherland]

((I really want to draw Ivan but I still have to finish sewing this cosplay and working on my big presentation for tomorrow... lmao priorities.))

[radburgers-deactivated20141207]

Uh-huh, I’m sure you are.

[lovethymotherland]

You know I am.

[radburgers-deactivated20141207]

Yeah, I know.

[lovethymotherland]

I'm very glad you're coming, Fredka. ^)

[radburgers-deactivated20141207]

B)

[lovethymotherland]

Very good. I want to see you.

[radburgers-deactivated20141207]

I’ve decided I’m gonna fly out to see you tomorrow.

[lovethymotherland]

!

[radburgers-deactivated20141207]

Wtf I don’t look like a hooligan.

[lovethymotherland]

Yes you do.

[iraffiruse]

Baby otter

[radburgers-deactivated20141207]

The coolest thing about my room is if I angle myself the righy way, I can look like I’m floating in the sky or smth. Incredible…

[lovethymotherland]

Eh, your hair is still too long. You're starting to look like a hooligan.

[sundaiz]

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

[radburgers-deactivated20141207]

All texts.

Send ✆ for a morning text

[txt]: i can’t feel my fingers. HWat did i do to deserve this. Where did i go wrong i loost a friend. 

Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent

[txt]: Have u ever accidentally closed ur dick in the fridge before.

Send ☎ for a rushed text

[txt]: STOP SENDING MES HIT WE”RE IN A MEETING STOP.

Send ☏ for a loving text

[txt]: It’s six in the morning here, and I can’t sleep because you’re not here and I keep thinking about you.

Send ⁇ for a drunk text

[txt]: RAVIOLI RAVIOLO GIVE ME EHTE FORMUOLI./

Send ø for a late night text

[txt]: Do me in the butthole.

Send ✘ for a hateful text

[txt]: I swear to god, you look over here with your piece of shit smug face one more time, I’m going to jump over the fucking table and punch that smirk right off your goddamn face.

[radburgers-deactivated20141207]

So long.

[lovethymotherland]

Rude.