Pathetic.

I look forward to beating you into the ground.  

[blue-gem-wrath]

My sexy Jasper’s art trade with @babymarxism @yeenqueen

[loyalgemsoldier-blog]

((i read your rules!))

Thank you!

[loyalgemsoldier-blog]

singfxryxu started following you

Being familiar with the Earth’s terrain didn’t mean crap, as Jasper well knew. For the terrain of this floating rock chunk tended to change within irregular cycles of time that the locals called “seasons,” marked by bursts of climatic phenomenons that were almost entirely unpredictable. She knew all this from the last time she had been here, thousands of years ago, during the Gem war. But since she left, the behavior of the planet had gone entirely to mud, and the terrain had changed all over the place. Being without any kind of locating technology only made it harder for her to gather her bearings. There had to be a warp pad station somewhere, from the colonization times. There had to be a communication hub on this starforsaken ball of dirt. There had to be a…

…gem?

“And who are you?”

[singfxryxu-blog]

She bites back a soft yelp at the voice. Obviously it isn’t the first time she’s been stumbled across during her five thousand year exile to this planet, but that doesn’t mean she’s used to the contact or company from the natives of this planet. Her tune changes quickly, however, when she notes who it is exactly that’s addressing her. The body posture turns from defensive and borderline hostile to calm and subdued, fluid like quicksilver.

“Angelite, Facet-7Y2k, Cut-6AM.”

The words still come so naturally, even after all this time. State your Gem, Facet, and Cut when addressed by a Gem of higher rank, and then wait to be instructed to speak further. Her eyes remain downcast, hands folded behind her back.

[loyalgemsoldier-blog]

Of course. Of all gems that could be stranded alongside with her on this giant pebble, it had to be one of the most useless among Gems. An entertainer, a singing bird for the gem aristocracy. From the color scheme, not even one of her own Matriarchy. 

With an exasperated grunt, she stepped forward, looking down her nose at the much smaller, frail-looking Gem. She could have shattered her projection and her gem with a single clout. But honestly, if she can have around one single Gem that is not a traitorous clod, that will make her situation marginally better. 

“Just how long have you been stranded down here?” she asked, not really interested in the answer per se as much as in appraising just exactly how much time she could have spent on Earth without the Crystal Gems finding her.

[periiidott-blog]

Do you think Jasper is able to sneeze

[loyalgemsoldier-blog]

[periiidott-blog]

…..What- It’s a legitimate question.

[loyalgemsoldier-blog]

You know better than me that gems don’t have lungs, come on.

[periiidott-blog]

Do you think Jasper is able to sneeze

[loyalgemsoldier-blog]

[tryingmomentarily]

water witch

[periiidott-blog]

when i said quartzes are strong, loyal, broad-shouldered and intimidating i may or may not have been referring to jasper

[loyalgemsoldier-blog]

Flattery won’t save you.

[e52o-blog]

(@>~<@)

[blackstardiopside-moved-deactiv]

@jasperbuffcheetopuff !!!

[loyalgemsoldier-blog]

singfxryxu started following you

Being familiar with the Earth’s terrain didn’t mean crap, as Jasper well knew. For the terrain of this floating rock chunk tended to change within irregular cycles of time that the locals called “seasons,” marked by bursts of climatic phenomenons that were almost entirely unpredictable. She knew all this from the last time she had been here, thousands of years ago, during the Gem war. But since she left, the behavior of the planet had gone entirely to mud, and the terrain had changed all over the place. Being without any kind of locating technology only made it harder for her to gather her bearings. There had to be a warp pad station somewhere, from the colonization times. There had to be a communication hub on this starforsaken ball of dirt. There had to be a...

...gem?

“And who are you?”

[periiidott-blog]

They clearly also care about each other, and me, and– everything on this planet–

…I. Um. Defied Yellow Diamond…

[loyalgemsoldier-blog]

What in the stars cracked your gem to do that?!

No, you know what, don’t answer. Because I’ll be the one grinding it into dust.

[periiidott-blog]

N- No, I– please don’t. No no no no no– I’m sorry–!

[loyalgemsoldier-blog]

Watch your back, pipsqueak.

Jasper out.

[periiidott-blog]

They clearly also care about each other, and me, and– everything on this planet–

…I. Um. Defied Yellow Diamond…

[loyalgemsoldier-blog]

What in the stars cracked your gem to do that?!

No, you know what, don’t answer. Because I’ll be the one grinding it into dust.

[periiidott-blog]

Long story short – Garnet poofed and bubbled me. Steven unbubbled me. He wanted information on the Cluster. He helped me. They all helped me. I helped them build a drill. And then I……. defied Yellow Diamond.

Also they…. care about me.

[loyalgemsoldier-blog]

They care about defending their stronghold on this hunk of floating rock, you dumb clo-

...You what.

[loyalgemsoldier-blog]

Peridot, tell me right now that you have not sided with the traitors.

[periiidott-blog]

I- I- ….Okay, fine. I can’t lie to you. I did join them. I’m.. I’m a traitorous clod.

[loyalgemsoldier-blog]

Planets be damned, I cannot turn my head one second.

Why.

[periiidott-blog]

-freezes- I’m– I’m… in… Beach City. Yup. Still stranded.

[loyalgemsoldier-blog]

#totally not with the crystal gems

Beg pardon.

[periiidott-blog]

-covers her mouth-

Nothing-!! -sweats-

[loyalgemsoldier-blog]

Peridot, tell me right now that you have not sided with the traitors.

[periiidott-blog]

-freezes- I’m– I’m… in… Beach City. Yup. Still stranded.

[loyalgemsoldier-blog]

#totally not with the crystal gems

Beg pardon.

[loyalgemsoldier-blog]

As I said, I was trapped. The Lapis Lazuli tricked me into a fusion and kept me captive there.

[periiidott-blog]

Sh- She wHAT…. It’s a good thing Yellow Diamond doesn’t know about this. Shit– I mean–

A-Are you… okay?

[loyalgemsoldier-blog]

No. I’m pissed as all black holes. So you’re telling me we don’t have a way of contacting Homeworld? Great.

Give me your current position so I can reach you. 

[periiidott-blog]

So. About my limb enhancers. They kind of. Disappeared.

[loyalgemsoldier-blog]

That’s too bad. As for me, I’ve been trapped under a gargantuan mass of water by a miserable pigment. No big deal.

Now, where are you and why in the name of Yellow Diamond did I find you on a human open communication channel?

[periiidott-blog]

I was trying to reach Yellow Diamond and I didn’t have the communicator and–

…..WHY WERE YOU IN THE OCEAN.

[loyalgemsoldier-blog]

As I said, I was trapped. The Lapis Lazuli tricked me into a fusion and kept me captive there.