1. There’s nothing on her mind.
2. If you miss me then you should do something about it.
3. Kiss me like I’m him.
4. It’s not because of dinner.
5. Look at me, I’m serious!
6. And you still won’t admit it.
7. They don’t need to know what you sound like in this hotel room.
8. Get out of my head.
9. Show me that I’m what you want.
10. I made your hair a mess.
11. I think we’re so lucky.
12. You can keep the apartment.
13. Your stuff is in boxes outside your parent’s place.
14. Take me anywhere.
15. I know I’m on your mind.
16. I’ll come just to go.
17. You’re a psycho.
18. I wish I was smarter.
19. I just don’t want to go home.
20. You should know me by now.
21. I struggle with connection.
22. Holding on isn’t going to make it better.
23. They’re the only people I want to know.
24. You said I should move on.
25. Why don’t you want to be alone with me?
26. You said I was weak.
27. I’m so scared of you.
28. All the money in the world couldn’t make you happy.
29. We all hear you.
30. Did you stop believing me?
31. I’m good to go.
32. Meet me at the terminal.
33. Just one more plane ride and then it’s over.
34. I had to give you away.
35. I swear I didn’t mean it.
36. You are who you are.
37. This is actually Hell.
38. Do you feel guilty about it?
39. You’d think I would have seen that coming.
40. This is not how I wanted you to see me.
41. Don’t let him get you down.
42. That’s just talk.
43. I like the way you look in my house.
44. You’re always horny after breakfast.
45. You used to be fiery.
46. Choke on it.
47. Everyone’s been in your backseat.
48. What do you mean by ‘stuck’?
49. Just a pinch of salt.
50. You’re just another girl.
51. You thought I’d change?
52. Don’t you know how wrong that is?
53. He’s all bad habits and good looks.
54. That’s just my luck.
55. I wish I knew where you were.
56. This is the last time you leave me.
57. I’m not that high.
58. He threw out my picture of you.
59. Don’t allow the girl from before to ruin this.
60. We smoked too much last night.
61. Nothing good happens after 2 AM.
62. It must have been strange to see him shut down.
63. Stop overanalyzing everything I say!
64. I’d love it if he cried.
65. Truthfully, I’ve never been in this deep.
66. She will leave you.
67. He has to be drunk or he won’t do it.
68. I still have your sweater. The really big black one.
69. Let her be.
70. You’re indesicive tonight.
71. I thought you were at me.
72. You don’t know me!
73. If you feel bad, I do, too.
74. You don’t know how I feel. You can’t.
75. She’s never satisfied.
76. Don’t go worrying about me.
77. I think about you all the time, but that doesn’t affect you anymore.
78. I’ve got thick skin.
79. Why can’t you believe me?
80. I wanted to do this peacefully.
81. There were so many red flags.
82. You don’t trust your own best friend.
83. You didn’t do this to me.
84. I don’t have a choice.
85. You’ve been taking me for granted.
86. Just lift my skirt.
87. Everyone misses you.
88. It’s a small town. I knew it wouldn’t be enough for you.
89. You’re not honest.
90. I’m getting to the point.
91. Pretend to sleep.
92. I thought you would want me back.
93. Call me home.
94. I’m a terrible person.
95. Because I’ve made up my mind!
96. I’ve led her on.
97. You don’t know what I did to her.
98. I’m outside the Starlight Motel.
99. Were you laughing at me?
100. You’re with your friends and you’re happy.
101. It was a matter of time.
102. Just driving up to the house made me nervous.
103. Are you strong enough?
104. Let me be alone tonight.
105. I’m making up the rules as we go.
106. You make hurting people seem very easy.
107. That’s not just liquor on your lips.
108. I’ve got obligations if you hadn’t noticed.
109. You want me to kiss you again.
110. I saw your name on a bathroom wall.
111. Sometimes I miss you.
112. You can’t smoke inside.
113. I can’t stand it here.
114. I can’t relate.
115. She is sleeping.
116. Right now, I don’t really know what I’m doing.
117. I’d rather be with you
118. How can I explain?
119. I’m trying to get out of my head.
120. I won’t be the same after this.
121. Don’t waste your time on him.
122. I’ve never met someone on Craigslist.
123. We just met!
124. It’s funny how the night makes you stupid.
125. Settle down.
126. Nobody noticed before.
127. Get off your fucking phone.
128. You’re worse than him.
129. We’re not going to make it to the show.
130. I’ve been medicated with cigarettes and alcohol.
131. You’re always late.
132. You started this fight, end it.
133. You have your reasons.
134. There she goes again.
135. Didn’t you hear me knocking?
136. I might come back, I might not.
137. Hey girl, you know, it’s been a while.
138. It’s getting harder to put myself back together.
139. If that’s alright with you…
140. Why is she wearing your clothes?
141. It could have been any one of us.
142. You’re going through Hell and you won’t talk to anyone.
143. That was the moment I knew.
144. Got any more excuses?
145. I can’t write anymore.
146. Open your eyes!
147. He took a picture.
148. They’re in Vegas.
149. Five. I waited up for you five seperate times.
150. Make me understand then.
151. You’re not winning.
152. I’m the one left behind, cleaning up YOUR mess.
153. If we only had the time.
154. Nothing’s over ‘til it’s over.
155. This is not healthy.
156. I haven’t seen you latey.
157. Does anyone really know him?
158. I am not listening to this.
159. Loving you stopped being fun.
160. “Marry me.”
161. “Do you want me to leave?”
162. “You are not going without me.”
163. “I can’t believe you!”
164. “I swear it won’t happen again.”
165. “What did you say?”
166. “I’m not jealous.”
167. “You’re jealous, aren’t you?”
168. “We can’t keep doing this.”
169. “Isn’t this amazing?”
170. “I’m going to take care of you, okay?”
171. “Stay the night. Please.”
172. “You can’t die. Please don’t die.”
173. “Run away with me.”
174. “Quit whining.”
175. “Get outta my sight!”
176. “Why are you so annoying?”
177. “Were you ever going to tell me?”
178. “Never in a million years.”
179. “Don’t ask me that…”
180. “I might have had a few shots.”
181. “What’s with the box?”
182. “W- What are you doing?”
183. “Say it!”
184. “I could kiss you right now!”
185. “Are you done with that?”
186. “What’s going on here?”
187. “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!”
188. “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”
189. “Did you do this on purpose?!”
190. “Kiss me.”
191. “Are you still awake..?”
192. “Excuse you?”
193. “This is all your fault!”
194. “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.”
195. “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”
196. “I shouldn’t be in love with you!”
197. “It’s not fair!”
198. “I could kill you right now!”
199. “Knock it off!”
200. “Screw you!”
201. “You’re a complete moron!”
202. “I can’t be in love with you!”
203. “Make me.”
204. “Don’t tempt me.”
205. “I hate you.”
206. “You are infuriating!”
207. “Just shut up already.”
208. “That doesn’t even make sense.”
209. “Bite me.”
210. “Eat me.”
211. “Kiss my ass.”
212. “Just admit I’m right.”
213. “Just admit you’re wrong.”
214. “You are being ridiculous!”
215. “That’s irrational.”
216. “Listen to me!”
217. “That’s not what I meant and you know it.”
218. “Don’t yell at me.”
219. “That’s it. End of discussion.”
220. “I don’t believe you.”
221. “You shouldn’t have said that.”
222. “Fuck you!”
223. “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.”
224. “How dare you?”
225. “I dare you!”
226. “It’s you, it’s always been you.”
227. “Well this is awkward…”
228. “Just pretend to be my date”.
229. “Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?”
230. “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.”
231. “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”
232. “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”
233. “Can I touch your boob?”
234. “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.”
235. “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?”
236. “Give me cake or give me death.”
237. “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?”
238. “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?”
239. “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.”
240. “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.”
241. “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.”
242. “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!”
243. “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?”
244. “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.”
245. “What have I told you about the toilet seat?”
246. “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.”
247. “I vote today to be a pajama day.”
248. “You have to tell me why we’re committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.”
249. “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.”
250. “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.”
251. “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”
252. “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.”
253. “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.”
254. “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!”
255. “This would not happen if I had a penis!”
256. “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.”
257. “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.”
258. “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”
259. “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”
260. “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”
261. “To the night you’ll never remember!”
262. “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.”
263. “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”
264. “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
265. “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“
266. “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”
267. “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.”
268. “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.”
269. “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?”
270. “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”
271. “Do you need me to kill someone for you?”
272. “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”
273. “It’s midnight, what do you want?”
274. “You are completely unfit to handle a child.”
275. “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.”
276. “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”
277. “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.”
278. “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and fourth wheeling.”
279. “Your hair is so soft…”
280. “You’re so cute when you pout like that!”
281. “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.”
282. “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”
283. “Are you wearing my shirt?”
284. “You are ridiculously comfortable…”
285. “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”
286. “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”
287. “You’re beautiful, you know that?”
288. “We should get a puppy!”
289. ”Don’t apologize. That’s not the point. Did you mean it?”
290. ”This is an apology pizza. Please take it or I will start crying right here.”
291. ”I thought I lost you”
292. ”Okay, when you say love, do you mean love as in like loving pizza or as in love, love?”
293. ”They don’t like dogs. It wasn’t going to work out.”
294. ”The hills are alive, with the sound of bullshit.”
295. “I feel like I’m losing control.”
296. “Okay, am I drunk or did you really just say that?”
297. “I’m too sober for this shit.”
298. “God, I missed you.”
299. “I let you down. How am I supposed to forgive myself for that?”
300. “Okay, the blood isn’t mind, calm down.”
301. “Did you really think I’d leave?”
302. “There’s a difference between being brave and being stupid.”
303. “You’re proud of me?”
304. “If love was easy, we’d be writing songs about better things. Like pizza.”
305. “Is this supposed to be this hard?”
306. “They’re going to hate me.”
307. “Like I’d choose the laws of physics over you.”
308. “Did you just blue shell me!?”
309. [text]: What do you want now?
310. [text]: Do you want to bet on that?
311. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now…
312. [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore!
313. [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive.
314. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up.
315. [text]: I call bullshit.
316. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you?
317. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
318. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall.
319. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?!
320. [text] I know what you did last summer…
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