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jvlianbashir

my new favorite hobby is looking at fucked up easter lamb cakes.

isoren245

those were supposed to be lambs?

I thought these were all misshapen dogs

lollen96

These are only ever beaten by the terrible attempts at hedgehog cakes that I so often google to feel better about my baking ability.

revolutionarykoolaid

cursed

insanitysqueen

WHY do they think TEETH will save it?

biitumen

I’m cry laughing in bed at 3:07 am trying not to wake my husband

snoopingasusualisee

I wanted to find this one specific background character but Google wants to roast the entire cast

lovelyardie

I laughed so hard I almost threw up on the couch why is google doing them so dirty

pr1nceshawn

buddhasluck

What is life after reading these.

hyperfixation-stations

Well that fucked me up

myseryncheese

If you looked at Earth 65 million light years away you would see now but it would be 65 million years from now, you fools.

rotherhamman

Not sure that’s right, if you appeared 65 million light years away and looked at Earth you would be seeing the light that bounced off it 65 million years ago which it only just reaching you at that moment. Just like how the light from the sun takes 8 minutes to reach Earth so when you look at the sun you’re seeing 8 minutes ago.

chubbythecorgi

We stopped at Dillon Beach on the way to Mendocino. At this dog beach, Chubby dug to his heart’s content and then flopped over to enjoy the fruits of his labor. He made his bed… then he had to lay in it!

sidelinesofcode-deactivated2020

catchymemes

The difference between a large and small beer at Applebee’s

askinnyblackman

aphextwinselectedambientworks

hotvampireadjacent

call 911

im baby

moonshoesmargo

There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up.

Unbelievable.

insanenugget

I WAITED A WHOLE YEAR TO REBLOG THIS

saint-ambrosef

I queued this for a whole year

catchymemes

Terrible maps

football-in-tuxedos

I’m waiting for a map that’s terrible, where are they?

omnomnom74

OneBlood is conducting a worldwide search for extremely rare blood needed by a 2-year-old south Florida child battling cancer.

This very rare blood type occurs only in Indian, Pakistani and Iranian people. Please share if you, or anyone you know, might be able to help.

PLEASE BOOST THIS POST. COULD SAVE THIS LITTLE GIRL’S LIFE.

mjalti

Donors must be exclusively Pakistani, Indian or Iranian decent, meaning the donor’s parents are both 100 percent Pakistani, Indian or Iranian.

Donors also must be blood type “O” or “A.”

mysharona1987

darlingsterns

i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave”

darlingsterns

at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it