Luckystrawberrycheesecake

[anxiousnerdwritings]

I can’t help but imagine that if Himbo!Baratheon!Reader ended up dying during Robert’s Rebellion, Robert ends up siring a bastard that’s basically the reincarnation of the beloved himbo-stag, through and through. Robert would have no second thought about legitimizing his bastard on the spot.

Or maybe Stannis ends up having a son, his one and only, that ends up being Himbo!Baratheon!Reader incarnate??! Ohhh~ that would be so much better!!👀 But Robert would totally want to foster the Reader as soon as possible. He’d want the Reader to be raised by him, glued to his side to enact the same adventures his precious brother use to have full part in. Renly would be no better, believing that the Reader should be raised by someone who isn’t anything like Stannis. And he too would try to get the Reader fostered to Storm’s End to be with him.

[luckystrawberrycheesecake]

Considering at how beloved Himbo! Baratheon is by everyone, I can only imagine how much of a whip lash that people would recieve upon seeing one of Robert's bastard bearing a uncanny resemblance to his late uncle.

I imagine that one way for Robert's bastard to get not only Robert's attention but everyone else in the realm is participating in a tourney as a hedge knight.

The reason could vary but I personally imagine that being born to a common mother, his mother might be ailing in health and in order to get treated, he need a certain amount of gold to get his mother treated.

I can imagine him being really good at that and due to it, upon being told to show his face and all of there unexpected victor of the tourney, I can only imagine the reaction of everyone at seeing Robert's bastard bear a uncanny resemblance to his late uncle.

[chimaine]

Hey, I had been thinking about this concept for awhile now due to you're Perse Diogenes au but what if Hera had gotten involved in the fight that end up producing Perse? Kind of like Theseus's situation with how, Theseus has two fathers but not exactly as Perse would have three divine parents.

Additionally, what if Perse had grown up in the same equivalent way to that of mortals instead of gods? To add to that, what if instead of spawning right away, Hera due to her getting involved, got pregnant as she got in the middle of the fight? Her getting splashed by the waters that Poseidon had summon and the electrified by one of Zeus's lighting bolts that she would end up pregnant with Perse Diogenes.

It would be one hell of a custody battle, nine months after Perse is born and everyone realized that not only is Perse, the son of Zeus and Hera but Poseidon too.

Anyway, I can imagine how much Hera would adore Perse as her son with Perse being her favorite child, just as Perse is the favorite child of Zeus and Poseidon. Perse being the God of Loyalty is only the icing for the top for Hera.

I love this. Perses is going to be in for a hell of a ride with those three as his parents.

[type-ink]

As soon as Perse gets Loyalty as a domain, Hera is reenacting the Lion King like “YES! MY BABY!”

[luckystrawberrycheesecake]

Hera carrying godling! Baby Percy: "Look at my baby! Isn't he perfect? Third's time is the charm!"

Hephaetus and Ares:

[chimaine]

Hey, I had been thinking about this concept for awhile now due to you're Perse Diogenes au but what if Hera had gotten involved in the fight that end up producing Perse? Kind of like Theseus's situation with how, Theseus has two fathers but not exactly as Perse would have three divine parents.

Additionally, what if Perse had grown up in the same equivalent way to that of mortals instead of gods? To add to that, what if instead of spawning right away, Hera due to her getting involved, got pregnant as she got in the middle of the fight? Her getting splashed by the waters that Poseidon had summon and the electrified by one of Zeus's lighting bolts that she would end up pregnant with Perse Diogenes.

It would be one hell of a custody battle, nine months after Perse is born and everyone realized that not only is Perse, the son of Zeus and Hera but Poseidon too.

Anyway, I can imagine how much Hera would adore Perse as her son with Perse being her favorite child, just as Perse is the favorite child of Zeus and Poseidon. Perse being the God of Loyalty is only the icing for the top for Hera.

I love this. Perses is going to be in for a hell of a ride with those three as his parents.

[type-ink]

As soon as Perse gets Loyalty as a domain, Hera is reenacting the Lion King like “YES! MY BABY!”

[luckystrawberrycheesecake]

I can see Hera doing that.

However I can see her also strutting around like her sacred animal, the peacock with Percy in her arms as she shows him off to the people.

Beyond being the favorite child and son of Zeus and Poseidon, Percy beside his overall character and all - his domain would also cement his position as Hera's favorite child and son in this au to the chargin of Hephaetus and Ares.

Especially if Hera can have the idealized motherhood that she want with Percy, if Percy despite being a god, grows at the same rate if that of mortal children.

All in all, I can imagine that when it come to Percy, similar to that of Zeus and Poseidon in the au, Hera would be a lot like Demeter when it come to Persephone.

The custody battle between Zeus and Hera with Poseidon would be a myth of epic portions.

[6noura]

Throwing an idea for perpollo writers

Son of Thetis!Percy and some tive travel bs so he’s at the trojan war period. Bonus points if he still has the Curse of Achilles

Just imagine Apollo being exasperated that Percy is Achilles’s brother when Percy is all lovely and wonderful and Achilles is a cunt

[luckystrawberrycheesecake]

Apollo falling madly in love, madly in love as he did with Daphne and Hyacinthus with Percy.

However at the same time, Apollo being the biggest hater to Percy's brother, Achilles as Achilles is of Apollo.

Percy is stuck as the middle man, the referee, the peacekeeper with Patroclus whom he is there trying half-heartedly to rein in Achilles. Achilles, I can imagine, after getting to meet and know Percy would love him and wouldn't take lightly to Percy being courted, much less being in a relationship with Apollo due to Apollo's record.

[sexnoise]

Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

[mamahartbigg]

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this

[bronywnsworld]

@chaoticdumbassrogue I blame you for this. I’m calling this crack au the Perseide AU because Arsinoë is perpollo child and perpollo is secret love. I blame you.

Headcanons:

-Apollo is a girl dad. He loves his sons but he is quite literally the Her (Jvke song ft ZVC)

-Annabeth grows up feral, because she can. Because she’s safe. Perse cries happy tears about it, and sad ones that Annabeth had matured much to soon as Annabeth

-Dionysus would KILL for his little sister. She may be a little shit, but she’s THEIR little shit. All she has to do is blink her big grey eyes at him and he folds like a wet paper towel.

-Perse raises Arsinoë how Sally raised her. With love, with care, and with the understanding she’s her own person

-it’s a little awkward at first. Annabeth isn’t happy, she’s confused, scared, and yet so very loved

-Her grandparents love her. Even if she throws up on Zeus so very much

-she’s a psychopomp for children (since Apollo is a protector of children his daughter guides them to rest)

-Apollo gave her the knife

-Perse weaves seaweed into her hair and it makes Arsinoë giggle. Seaweed brain gets turned into seaweed braid and seaweed mom.

-seaweed brain was Arsinoë’s first words

-Asclepius spoils the absolute daylights out of Arsinoë

-Hestia gives her the torch so she can guide children home, or to find new ones

-some people think she’s Styx’s daughter and name her Nike (epithet, and also a carry over from the twins verse just different reasoning)

-Arsinoë clutches to her mother’s skirts and joins her in the sea during the fall and winter months because she looks so much like Métis it makes Amphitrite cry joy. (No one wants to connect the dots and realize Arsinoë is actually Apollo’s)

-everyone thinks Arsinoë happened through immaculate conception and Apollo is just the dad who stepped up

-Athena adores her granddaughter, even if she choses to run around barefoot.

-only Artemis, Perse, and Apollo know Arsinoë is perpollo child

-Persephone, Hades, underworld fam, Hestia, and Hermes suspect

-Arsinoë has slightly different domains in this one

-Apollo is comforting Arsinoë over the loss of Perse when she gets bit by an Elder Python and bursts into flames.

-Arsinoë is an ankle bitter.

-Apollo and Perse are so sickeningly domestic

-like Arsinoë fake barfs

-but also loves her parents LOVE each other

[luckystrawberrycheesecake]

I can only imagine at how, Apollo had felt upon meeting Annabeth in the modern era after the Athenide au.

I imagine that Arisnoë had faded, not to long after her mother had faded which would definitely be a double whammy of unspeakable pain and grief for Apollo. For not only did Apollo lose the love of his life but he had lost his daughter, the daughter that he shared with his love. Then if the fates are not cruel enough, centuries later, he met a girl, the demigod daughter of his sister that resemble that of his daughter, her aunt but one that grown faster then she should. To make things worse for Apollo's heart is that she would later have a best friend that looked like the love of his life, the mother of his daughter that he secretly shared with his love.

Apollo's feelings would be a mess in the 21st century in the Athenide au for sure with the existence of Percy and Annabeth.

[bronywnsworld]

[luckystrawberrycheesecake]

Emotional damage is the river of tears that he cries, every time that he sees Annabeth and then Annabeth with Percy.

[bronywnsworld]

@chaoticdumbassrogue I blame you for this. I’m calling this crack au the Perseide AU because Arsinoë is perpollo child and perpollo is secret love. I blame you.

Headcanons:

-Apollo is a girl dad. He loves his sons but he is quite literally the Her (Jvke song ft ZVC)

-Annabeth grows up feral, because she can. Because she’s safe. Perse cries happy tears about it, and sad ones that Annabeth had matured much to soon as Annabeth

-Dionysus would KILL for his little sister. She may be a little shit, but she’s THEIR little shit. All she has to do is blink her big grey eyes at him and he folds like a wet paper towel.

-Perse raises Arsinoë how Sally raised her. With love, with care, and with the understanding she’s her own person

-it’s a little awkward at first. Annabeth isn’t happy, she’s confused, scared, and yet so very loved

-Her grandparents love her. Even if she throws up on Zeus so very much

-she’s a psychopomp for children (since Apollo is a protector of children his daughter guides them to rest)

-Apollo gave her the knife

-Perse weaves seaweed into her hair and it makes Arsinoë giggle. Seaweed brain gets turned into seaweed braid and seaweed mom.

-seaweed brain was Arsinoë’s first words

-Asclepius spoils the absolute daylights out of Arsinoë

-Hestia gives her the torch so she can guide children home, or to find new ones

-some people think she’s Styx’s daughter and name her Nike (epithet, and also a carry over from the twins verse just different reasoning)

-Arsinoë clutches to her mother’s skirts and joins her in the sea during the fall and winter months because she looks so much like Métis it makes Amphitrite cry joy. (No one wants to connect the dots and realize Arsinoë is actually Apollo’s)

-everyone thinks Arsinoë happened through immaculate conception and Apollo is just the dad who stepped up

-Athena adores her granddaughter, even if she choses to run around barefoot.

-only Artemis, Perse, and Apollo know Arsinoë is perpollo child

-Persephone, Hades, underworld fam, Hestia, and Hermes suspect

-Arsinoë has slightly different domains in this one

-Apollo is comforting Arsinoë over the loss of Perse when she gets bit by an Elder Python and bursts into flames.

-Arsinoë is an ankle bitter.

-Apollo and Perse are so sickeningly domestic

-like Arsinoë fake barfs

-but also loves her parents LOVE each other

[luckystrawberrycheesecake]

I can only imagine at how, Apollo had felt upon meeting Annabeth in the modern era after the Athenide au.

I imagine that Arisnoë had faded, not to long after her mother had faded which would definitely be a double whammy of unspeakable pain and grief for Apollo. For not only did Apollo lose the love of his life but he had lost his daughter, the daughter that he shared with his love. Then if the fates are not cruel enough, centuries later, he met a girl, the demigod daughter of his sister that resemble that of his daughter, her aunt but one that grown faster then she should. To make things worse for Apollo's heart is that she would later have a best friend that looked like the love of his life, the mother of his daughter that he secretly shared with his love.

Apollo's feelings would be a mess in the 21st century in the Athenide au for sure with the existence of Percy and Annabeth.

[chimaine]

How do you think the Titan Army would be abt Perses? I've seen a few takes where God!Percy would be their "that's an exception" to the screw the gods thing but I was wondering if yours would be a bit more of an "Even he abandoned us >:["

They'll initially hate him because he's a god. They don't know him, and only getting to know him could soften them up when it comes to him.

Tbh, even after that some will still have no love for him. I love Perses/Percy, but I'm not about to make him one of those characters that everyone just has to love. He'll have his haters or people that just don't care about him.

Kind of a spoiler, but even after Perses is reborn as Percy Jackson, the gods aren't going to be instantly soft on him just because he looks like Perses. Him looking like Perses is going to surprise and offend them because "How dare this boy look like Perses!"

Zeus is still going to make it clear that Percy isn't allowed to be in the sky, and he's going to threaten to use that bolt on him should he ever enter his domain again. He's mad asf that this boy looks like his dead son 😭

Yeah, it's going to be quite a journey for Percy, but it's going to end happily.

[luckystrawberrycheesecake]

Having the silver streaks in his hair is going to mess Olympus up.

Especially Zeus.

[chimaine]

Percy was born during the titanomarchy AU!

— Percy is "born" a short time after Zeus saves his siblings from the womb of Kronos and they still live together in Crete.... that is, very quickly and very early

— considering their upbringing and where they lived, the Kronodes are actually very ignorant when it comes to having children, so when Zeus and Poseidon quarrel once again and then a baby appears between them (baby Percy - Sorry, but you are my love) who turns out to look like Poseidon and Zeus feels himself in him, they of course decide That this is the child of Zeus and Poseidon

— Zeus and Poseidon are happy to have a baby!!! Zeus is happy because his family is getting even bigger and he already has an heir! Poseidon is happy because now he has his own baby, even from his annoying brother and another family member, and parenthood brings him closer to their mother Rhea

— Rhea understands that her children are too young for a child, much younger than she was when she gave birth to Hestia, but still she is also glad, of course, the grandson was born at the wrong time, but still it is a joy, even if it is clouded, it helps Poseidon a lot in parenthood

— Hestia, Demeter and Hera adore their little nephew!!! they literally become his babysitters, they pamper and love him very much, even if they are not doing well because of their youth and lack of experience

— Metis is embarrassed that she did not give birth to Zeus' first child

— Poseidon wears Percy in a makeshift sling made of a cape secured with fibulae from the chiton of Zeus

— The Titans... Let's just say it's not very well said that their two nephews had a baby so quickly... in particular, Kronos did not say very well that Poseidon "immediately jumped into Zeus' bed and brought the bastard without even waiting for the twelve moons"

— Zeus and Poseidon get very close and even warm to each other because of joint parenting

— Percy I think was actually named after Zeus' victory - Perses the Destroyer, as Zeus destroys the outdated kingdom of Kronos

— Amalthea becomes Percy's wet nurse, just as she was Zeus' wet nurse

Well, I think that's all I have at the moment

This would make such a good fic. The drama would be delicious.

[luckystrawberrycheesecake]

I imagine that to the kronides (Hades, Hestia, Demeter and Hera) even if they are not exactly the parents, they would adore Percy as if Percy is there own. Especially if they had assisted in Zeus and Poseidon in raising the boy and I imagine, considering the time in this au of when Percy was born, they (Hades, Hestia, Hera and Demeter) definitely did.

Not to mention, Rhea helping Zeus and Poseidon out too.

Percy would be everyone's baby, and considering Percy's canon character is like, he is loved dearly by everyone especially by Rhea and the Kronides especially by his parents. Regardless Percy is loved dearly by all of them and I imagine it the same love, care and devotion that Demeter would have with Persephone with Percy being everyone's baby, there first baby. Be it officially and or unofficially due to him being born, early in the titanomarchy with him, growing up through all of that.

Therefore, I can only magine, how hard it would hit everyone when Percy fade.

[charlietheepicwriter7]

Athena had selected the table with the best sightlines. Three exits. Two stairwells. A security desk positioned between them.

Acceptable.

Mortals treated libraries as quiet places to read. Athena preferred them for another reason: they were repositories of organized thought, which was a far rarer achievement.

She turned a page of a modern treatise on political strategy.

Inferior to Thucydides, but promising.

Then something tugged at her sleeve.

Athena did not look up immediately. Children wandered in libraries constantly. She remembered the the New York Public Libraries ran a reading to children program in the summers.

The tug came again. She lo oked down.

A small girl stood beside her chair with dark curls, round cheeks, bright sea-green eyes. She smiled up at her, mouth incomplete and missing multiple teeth.

“Mater?”

Athena froze. The word struck her like a spear to the chest.

The child tugged her sleeve again. “Mater, I came back, see? I promised!”

Her mind immediately began constructing possibilities. Coincidence. Misheard word. Mistaken identity. None of them survived more than a second of scrutiny.

The child’s face— The shape of Her eyes. The stubborn set of Her mouth. Curls She would have braided, loose and messy.

Athena slowly lowered herself to one knee.

“Child,” she said carefully, “what is your name?”

The girl tilted her head, frowning. “Mater, you forgot?”

This was a hope she'd secretly held for centuries. She wanted nothing more than to accept the child as she saw her. But... “I require confirmation, owlet” Athena said.

The girl thought very hard about that. “Percy,” she said proudly. “Mama calls me Percy. But my big girl name is Perseia.” Then Percy’s eyes widened. “Oh!” She grabbed Athena’s face with both tiny hands. “Mater, you look different! I didn't even notice!”

Athena did not move.

Percy squinted thoughtfully. “But you’re still you," she confirmed, confident.

Athena spoke slowly. “And how would you know that?”

Percy frowned like this was a silly question. “You’re my Mater.”

Athena’s heart raced.

“Who taught you that word?”

“You did.”

[spasticon1]

YES. Oh, this is brilliant. Poor Sally is having a panic attack and the discovery that her daughter found Athena is not going to help. Meanwhile, Athena is going to be thrilled once she processes the fact that her daughter was alive again. (Albeit as a vulnerable mortal child.)

At least Percy has two Mamas now. lol

[luckystrawberrycheesecake]

Custody is sure, going to be interesting.

[chimaine]

Hey, I had been thinking about this concept for awhile now due to you're Perse Diogenes au but what if Hera had gotten involved in the fight that end up producing Perse? Kind of like Theseus's situation with how, Theseus has two fathers but not exactly as Perse would have three divine parents.

Additionally, what if Perse had grown up in the same equivalent way to that of mortals instead of gods? To add to that, what if instead of spawning right away, Hera due to her getting involved, got pregnant as she got in the middle of the fight? Her getting splashed by the waters that Poseidon had summon and the electrified by one of Zeus's lighting bolts that she would end up pregnant with Perse Diogenes.

It would be one hell of a custody battle, nine months after Perse is born and everyone realized that not only is Perse, the son of Zeus and Hera but Poseidon too.

Anyway, I can imagine how much Hera would adore Perse as her son with Perse being her favorite child, just as Perse is the favorite child of Zeus and Poseidon. Perse being the God of Loyalty is only the icing for the top for Hera.

I love this. Perses is going to be in for a hell of a ride with those three as his parents.

[luckystrawberrycheesecake]

I can imagine that too many gods being involved in this high profile, custody dispute with Zeus not being trusted enough to be impartial and play a fair hand, Themis would have to get involved.

I imagine that the custody battle is something straight from Looney Tunes with Themis being the judge proceeding over the mess, I imagine her basically being Judge Judy.

I imagine that all of Olympus, coming in to watch the court room with Hestia trying to be the peacekeeper as Zeus, Hera and Poseidon attempt to battle it out. Hera is probably the fiercest out of the three in the custody battle as in her eyes, Poseidon wants to steal her baby from her and for that is acting like a mama bear. Demeter is probably Hera's hype man over this.

Especially if Perse grows up the same rate as mortals. As while that is a flaw, I can imagine it a minor flaw that everyone especially Hera looks past by.

Self aware godling, I imagine that is Perse wants to pull a Hermes and ran off, get away from this place. However, the security measures are insane with him having minders watching over him as Zeus and Hera is worried that Poseidon might try something and steal him.

[charlietheepicwriter7]

Instead of working on any of my current projects, I'm outlining an Athenide story centered on mortal, on-the-run Athena raising infant goddess Perse (who is from somewhere around the end of PJO and was transported back in time, isekai hyper-intellegent-baby style).

[ellauia]

I love any AU featuring the Athenides, I love reincarnations in the past, but you know what we're missing?

Poseidon teenage dad.

We need Percy/Perse to transfer either almost immediately after the Kronids leave Kronos's stomach, but before he's defeated, or, even better, have Poseidon sire Percy/Perse before he leaves the stomach.

We don't know how long the gaps were between all the Big Six, do we? It would be funny if the second generation of gods started appearing even before Zeus was born.

(Sorry for any errors, it's late at night and I'm just having a revelation.)

[luckystrawberrycheesecake]

The realization that his imprisoned children are spawning there own children, would doubt freak the crap out of Kronos.

I mean considering everything, Kronos probably has many side effects from eating his children and said children, probably making those symptoms worse with there powers.

Not to mention, to carry not only his own weight but the weight of five fully grown individuals (plus a rock) is no doubt a lot with Kronos feeling constantly full, stuffed from them all (Hestia, Hades, Demeter, Poseidon and Hera). It due to that, I can imagine that once Kronos realize his children are procreating and spawning there own children, it would freak him out as he get to the point of exploding I imagine.

For that, I imagine Kronos throwing up his children earlier due to that and instead, just imprisoned them in a regular way (until Zeus comes over and rescues them).

[kasimeros-shilly]

Fanfic Prompt:

So, a while ago I read a story where Percy was born as Leto’s third child—the younger brother of the twins. I actually liked it, BUT... hear me out: wouldn't it make way more sense if it were the other way around?

Percy as the firstborn of Leto and Poseidon!

Imagine him as a powerful Olympian god with massive domains, making his parents incredibly proud. In this version, Zeus sees that Leto bore his brother such a powerful heir and gets competitive. He wants his own "powerhouse" offspring because, let's be real, when war is coming, you want the strongest allies on your side. That jealousy (among other things) is what triggers the whole "chasing Leto" drama.

The rest goes down as we know: Queen Hera finds out, bans Leto from giving birth on solid ground, and sends Python after her. Poseidon, still head-over-heels for his former lover, raises Delos from the depths, and the myth plays out...

BUT BACK TO MY MAIN POINT.

Percy is born during a wild "hookup" between Poseidon and Leto during the First Titanomachy. Zeus isn't even the Supreme King yet (though the Cronides already look to him as a leader), and Poseidon doesn't rule the seas yet. Percy is basically the divine equivalent of a "teenage pregnancy" accident between two millennial gods who have no idea what they’re doing.

The "Birth" (or lack thereof)

Percy is born fully grown. We are skipping the baby phase entirely—it’s important for the plot, thanks! He just... appears from the union of these two, and they’re both standing there like "WTF?" because they accidentally created life and have no clue how to handle it.

Meanwhile, Percy is traumatized. He’s standing there like:

"Why is my dad naked? Why is this woman naked? Why are his hands on—OH OLYMPUS, PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE! HERA?? I GIVE YOU FULL PERMISSION TO WIPE MY MEMORY AGAIN, PLEASE!!!"

After the awkwardness settles, Leto and Poseidon start "examining" (read: smothering) their new "acquired baby" because he is breathtakingly handsome. Leto is relieved; she thought having a kid would be painful based on what her mother told her, but this was easy! She’s like, "Wow, is it always this effortless?"

Fates : she swears

So, Percy is stuck in the ancient past with no idea what to do, but he ends up helping his dad in the Titanomachy. Despite being a "newborn," he is a natural-born beast on the battlefield.

But here’s the kicker: Remember how I said he’s gorgeous?

Wouldn't it be hilarious if most of the allies the gods recruit only join because they’re completely simping for Percy?

Zeus: "Oh, Lady of Mysteries, I beg for your aid in this war against the Lord of Time! Your power would be a massive asset to our rebellion."

Hecate: "Not interested. Get out of my sight."

Zeus: "Please! At least stay neutral... if we win, I’ll reward you—"

Hecate: "Meh."

Percy: [Existing in the background, looking majestic] "Uh, hello?"

Hecate: [Immediate 180] "And that’s the exact moment I decided to destroy the entire Titan army. I NEED THAT TWINK!!"

The funniest part? It happens with everyone. Male Titans, female Titans—everyone is down bad for him. And Percy? He is completely oblivious to all of it. He’s just the "pretty boy" who accidentally swung the war in the gods' favor. He has a massive list of "lovers" who he doesn't even realize are his lovers.

Godly Domains

Some of the domains he would embody:

Hope & Loyalty (The classic Percy traits).

The Stars & Constellations.

Protection & Guidance for Travelers (Using the stars to navigate sea or land).

Combat Prowess: Not "War" specifically, but something related to his legendary performance in the Titanomachy.

Mysteries: The "Stars" connection gives him a lot of overlap with Hecate, who teaches him "Ancient Magic" (or whatever the gods call it).

Poisons & Equity.

Oaths & Protector of the Innocent.

Guide of Souls at Sea.

Any version of an oracle by the stars?

Most of his domains were obtained through his own merit; he sought them out and fought to acquire them, or so the story goes. In reality, he simply wanted to help and protect his family, and unconsciously gained domains as a result.

Basically, Percy is the Firstborn of Everything: the first grandson, the first nephew, and the first son of the new generation.

[luckystrawberrycheesecake]

I can imagine Percy to be everyone's long-time crush and Poseidon and Leto playing guard dog, though I can imagine that Leto would have a hard time if Apollo is one of Percy's admirers and suitors.

[dereknaga]

Apollo is one of the most insistent on achieving this, but Percy doesn't notice. He only thinks about his girlfriend and the people he admits or doesn't admit he's ever loved, starting to wonder if he could love a stranger The reason is to see if their souls are in antiquity and take care of them (he doesn't realize that he falls in love with them and that he also falls in love with them, but he denies that).

[luckystrawberrycheesecake]

Apollo and Percy is going to have one hell of a slow burn then.

[kasimeros-shilly]

Fanfic Prompt:

So, a while ago I read a story where Percy was born as Leto’s third child—the younger brother of the twins. I actually liked it, BUT... hear me out: wouldn't it make way more sense if it were the other way around?

Percy as the firstborn of Leto and Poseidon!

Imagine him as a powerful Olympian god with massive domains, making his parents incredibly proud. In this version, Zeus sees that Leto bore his brother such a powerful heir and gets competitive. He wants his own "powerhouse" offspring because, let's be real, when war is coming, you want the strongest allies on your side. That jealousy (among other things) is what triggers the whole "chasing Leto" drama.

The rest goes down as we know: Queen Hera finds out, bans Leto from giving birth on solid ground, and sends Python after her. Poseidon, still head-over-heels for his former lover, raises Delos from the depths, and the myth plays out...

BUT BACK TO MY MAIN POINT.

Percy is born during a wild "hookup" between Poseidon and Leto during the First Titanomachy. Zeus isn't even the Supreme King yet (though the Cronides already look to him as a leader), and Poseidon doesn't rule the seas yet. Percy is basically the divine equivalent of a "teenage pregnancy" accident between two millennial gods who have no idea what they’re doing.

The "Birth" (or lack thereof)

Percy is born fully grown. We are skipping the baby phase entirely—it’s important for the plot, thanks! He just... appears from the union of these two, and they’re both standing there like "WTF?" because they accidentally created life and have no clue how to handle it.

Meanwhile, Percy is traumatized. He’s standing there like:

"Why is my dad naked? Why is this woman naked? Why are his hands on—OH OLYMPUS, PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE! HERA?? I GIVE YOU FULL PERMISSION TO WIPE MY MEMORY AGAIN, PLEASE!!!"

After the awkwardness settles, Leto and Poseidon start "examining" (read: smothering) their new "acquired baby" because he is breathtakingly handsome. Leto is relieved; she thought having a kid would be painful based on what her mother told her, but this was easy! She’s like, "Wow, is it always this effortless?"

Fates : she swears

So, Percy is stuck in the ancient past with no idea what to do, but he ends up helping his dad in the Titanomachy. Despite being a "newborn," he is a natural-born beast on the battlefield.

But here’s the kicker: Remember how I said he’s gorgeous?

Wouldn't it be hilarious if most of the allies the gods recruit only join because they’re completely simping for Percy?

Zeus: "Oh, Lady of Mysteries, I beg for your aid in this war against the Lord of Time! Your power would be a massive asset to our rebellion."

Hecate: "Not interested. Get out of my sight."

Zeus: "Please! At least stay neutral... if we win, I’ll reward you—"

Hecate: "Meh."

Percy: [Existing in the background, looking majestic] "Uh, hello?"

Hecate: [Immediate 180] "And that’s the exact moment I decided to destroy the entire Titan army. I NEED THAT TWINK!!"

The funniest part? It happens with everyone. Male Titans, female Titans—everyone is down bad for him. And Percy? He is completely oblivious to all of it. He’s just the "pretty boy" who accidentally swung the war in the gods' favor. He has a massive list of "lovers" who he doesn't even realize are his lovers.

Godly Domains

Some of the domains he would embody:

Hope & Loyalty (The classic Percy traits).

The Stars & Constellations.

Protection & Guidance for Travelers (Using the stars to navigate sea or land).

Combat Prowess: Not "War" specifically, but something related to his legendary performance in the Titanomachy.

Mysteries: The "Stars" connection gives him a lot of overlap with Hecate, who teaches him "Ancient Magic" (or whatever the gods call it).

Poisons & Equity.

Oaths & Protector of the Innocent.

Guide of Souls at Sea.

Any version of an oracle by the stars?

Most of his domains were obtained through his own merit; he sought them out and fought to acquire them, or so the story goes. In reality, he simply wanted to help and protect his family, and unconsciously gained domains as a result.

Basically, Percy is the Firstborn of Everything: the first grandson, the first nephew, and the first son of the new generation.

[luckystrawberrycheesecake]

I can imagine Percy to be everyone's long-time crush and Poseidon and Leto playing guard dog, though I can imagine that Leto would have a hard time if Apollo is one of Percy's admirers and suitors.

[chimaine]

Behold the movie “Hercules” in Perses Diogenes AU; 

Perses is the son of Zeus and he is the pampered, spoiled child that doesn't know the word no. In the first scene he is not much older than baby Hercules, like 3-4 years. 

 We are shown that the moment baby Hercules enters the picture, the adults shift their attention from Perses to Hercules. 

Toddler Perses is shown frowning, foreshadowing the fact that they will not have a good relationship. 

Everything is progressing like in the movie, except when it’s time to meet Meg, we meet Perses who is fighting the monster but is losing. Of course, our hero Hercules can’t let it stand and helps him delivering the killing blow, as Perses couldn’t do it alone. 

Then Hercules says: “Oh wow, you're the Diogenes, trainer of heroes!” and Perses is like: “Not anymore. And if I know something about heroes is that they are not worth my attention” Heracles begs and Perses agrees to mentor him because “he’s so pathetic”. 

Only that, oh horror! Perses spends most of his time flirting with the ladies and being a manwhore. Sweet Herucles can’t let that stand, so he constantly tries to bring Perses on the path of goodness. But Perses is just snarky and sarcastic. He’s also mean to Phil and uses him as his punching bag. But of course, he must have some redeeming qualities and in turn is very gentle with Pegasus. 

Later we found out that Perses was banished from Olympus as he fell in love with a mortal woman, most likely Helen as we don’t work with accuracy here. She left him for some guy, and he started working with Hades for reasons. 

Later he warms up to Heracles and confesses that he is jealous of him and hopes to be as good as him. As he is a sarcastic cynic that is disillusioned with life until he meets Hercules, who is so pure of spirit and so honest that it re-establishes his faith in goodness. 

Things happen; Perses feels bad for manipulating Hercules, sacrifices himself and gains redemption. He denies immortality and instead chooses to remain in the mortal realm to learn goodness with the Pegasus. Hercules becomes god. 

Perses is drawn like an 80’s prostitute twink, that one of the Disney executives was seeing in the back alley after work hours. 

I expect to get millions for this. 

This abomination...

[cat-pjo-blog]

You know what let’s start making in-universe media, I been thinking about a Lore Olympus of Perses Diogenes.

[luckystrawberrycheesecake]

Oh I'm down for that.

[charlietheepicwriter7]

Athenide AU, but Lester is thrown back in time (maybe from a separate timeline?) too.

During Nero and the emperor's bullshit (still haven't read the books, working on it) Lester is somehow trapped back in Ancient Greek days, as Lester. Lester is freaking out and has to get back to modern times and the only person he can think to go to for help is his wife, Perse.

Only she isn't his wife yet. Perse and Apollo are close, but Lester still isn't entirely sure when Perse fell in love with him but he's desperate to see her again. Even if Leto or Artemis were an option, would either recognize him? Would they think him an imposter? At least Perse never smote someone.

Perse, obviously, is still Percy and still has her memories of Percy, so all Lester has to do is explain what the modern day is like for her to realize, "Oh, this Lester is from around Percy's time". But she doesn't really know how to get him back too--she's been trying to find her own way back--and Lester is very delicate and alone and cute, so she keeps him with her in her temples.

Anyway, that's how the Olympians discover the Athenide's first and only mortal lover, some guy named Lester.

[luckystrawberrycheesecake]

Apollo of that time period is clashing out over Lester and Perse.

[eulphy]

Okay but Perse being enamored by this Lester and Ancient Olympians and Atlantaean’s just wondering HOW!? How did this random dude with no NOTHING!? How could he compare to the beauty, the talent, the sheer magnificent being of all of Perse’s suitors.

[luckystrawberrycheesecake]

Everyone is just so confused about the guy that Perse had chosen to her lover, her first and only mortal lover.

He has nothing to offer her and he not even beautiful and charming compared to many of Perse's suitors like Apollo, instead Lester is werid, awkward and dorky guy that is seemingly average in appearance but with pimples, acne and flabby belly.

They are confused how Lester managed to pull the most desired goddess in the pantheon and are wondering if Aphrodite cursed her to fall in love with a guy like Lester but nope.

[eulphy]

Apollo rushes to Eros and accuses him but even HE is flabbergasted.

Eros: Did I do that?

[luckystrawberrycheesecake]

Everyone in Ancient Greece considering how far left in the type of man that Perse had chosen as a lover when technically everyone in her family, pick there mortal lovers on basis of appearances.