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@lucykate651
Had these sitting in my folder for a while or a few weeks... Might as well post them publicly now? There are more doodles and drawings, but I’ll eventually upload them on a later date.
Most of them are custom emojis for a chat group or random doodle for friends.
I’ve included captions for most of them.
Job Things That Happen
Edit: 6/29/17
I got a job at a camp/hotel resort place? Hard to describe... Not as nice as a resort, but better than a normal camp. We clean up after you all and stuff-- like a normal hotel. But, you are surrounded by nature and active stuff, like squirrels and lakes and all that good stuff. If all that makes sense, cool.
The job is Guest services/House Keeping.
This post will get longer and longer as I update and clean up any mistakes or add to some stories. It will also involve some gross subjects and clean ups.
I’m gonna tell you some interesting things that have happened since I started to when Summer ends. BUT FIRST ground rules that I wanna let people know. So I can rant about some boundaries about this job.
What makes me frustrated(*) and what makes me relieved(~) and what might/does happen(-).
* PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T TRY TO DO THE PEE RING AROUND THE TOILET. THAT SHTICK IS NASTY *ahem*
Now that that’s out of the way. More serious notes.
-If you leave stuff behind from your stay and don’t claim or put in a notice. Usually, someone will take it. Like me. I got a smiley star eraser, a full bag of apples, slightly bent slinky, and some other goodies. Others kept fidget spinners, money, and checker pieces, and Pokemon/Yu-Gi-Oh cards. So be wary. We might keep them.
~The people who leave us tips I solute you and thank you.
~People who makes their beds or clean up their rooms and keep it tidy.
*Clogged toilets and try flushing it to the point it over flows
* Why is it okay to leave underwear/bras/used tampons/condoms/etc etc everywhere? Especially when it obstructs our clean up
-Basic code words we use are over-turn, which is cleaning the whole room top to bottom. Servicing which is making the bed, taking out trash, restocking soap and toilet paper, and cleaning toilets. As well as a couple other words that I don’t remember.
~People who don’t leave hair everywhere
~People who don’t walk in the middle of the road in a long strip and move when we come down
~Common courtesy like “please” and “thank you”.
-We got through the trash can if we feel like there is something sketchy looking
Some interesting things I’ve taken note of, have done, have seen, or have heard stories of.
-First day on the job I see a squirrel carrying a regular biscuit up a tree. (Like Pillsbury sized). A few days later another/or same carrying a slice of bread up a tree
-I scared ducks and geese away just by staring at them
- Saw some person drive their car to the dumpster, but they put their trash on their windshield????
-Discovered they served breakfast
-Today on June 22nd a lot of my co-workers saw me with my first sugar high. Let’s say it was magical. Sugar high made me do some dumb shiz, like stick my leg out a moving van... And getting a bruise by putting my leg on the ground and it zoomed back into the door. (This van has the sliding doors)
-Have an interesting boss to say the least.
-Hair was cut more than 12 inches and it took 7 hours for someone to actually notice it was cut
-Made friends with caterpillar and a bee. Named the caterpillar Fuzzle and the bee Buzz Buzz or Buzz Lightyear. I’ll post pictures of them in a future update.
-We use golf carts as our main transportation. So a co-worker and I have had out golf carts “stolen” about 8 times in 2 weeks. And someone took my water bottle along with it. I was salty. My “I HATE RUNNING” water bottle is my life.
- My first major war with the overturning of the whole place happened a week ago (June 17th) and within the first hour of work we got 7 clogged toilets. (Doesn’t count the dozen and a half clogs from earlier in the week)
- The week of the 17th also had the yearly Horizon event with middle schoolers. Dang... It was super gross the whole time. Also found 2 rooms with some form of tobacco products in them.
-Shoutout to that one/two high schooler(s) who brought and switched out for their own lamp here! Night design I must say.
- All this junk food... And why we provide you food in the mess hall?
-Shoutout to that other room who had junk food sorted in rows from different brands! You got a lot of Grips...
-To that one kid who shouted out “GOOD MYTHICAL MORNING” To a co-worker and I at 2 PM. I might not have responded but I know that reference.
-Found out that a co-worker had my brother as a teacher. And they didn’t realize it since we aren’t blood related. So understandable they didn’t know.
-Most of the people I work with are taller than me. All the people around my age working there are taller.
-The week for that one camp of high schoolers... Why are almost all of you taller than me?? Stop proving that I’m short!
-I can jump higher than some of the tallest co-workers...?
-Chair heck has befallen me before... *shudders* 400+ chairs in neat rows
-I forgot Shadow (my cat) clawed me the night before and when I went to sanitize my hands for work my hands stung for a good few minutes
- I’ve resorted to doodling crappy doodles on the white-board in the staff room.*might post pictures*
-One of my bosses have two REALLY FLUFFY and REALLY BIG cats. One is named Diesel (black fluff cat)
- 6/24 was war with the filth, high school edition!! The gym was bad... So REC staff had to help. Not so bad of toilets, but stinky shoe smell and humidity worse than outside made it really bad to clean the rooms. There was a lot of junk food to be expected and seemed like a lot of the girls had a bad week.
- 6/24 Was also the day that a few kids would come, but the bus broke down. But they were sure as heck lucky they didn’t break down on the highway! They broke down right before they had to be dropped off the bus. Like... 500 feet away? So good on them. Then I made a running of a bull reference since these kids were all running down a giant hill to the gym... Didn’t know that many kids could fit on a charter bus?
- Made a new friend. Named the little moth Marzipan. Marzipan has so far stay with me the longest... Also it wouldn’t get off my finger when I wanted it to. But it had a Mohawk, so it is forgiven. Marzipan will be missed...
!-Been catching fish and I found and named a fish, a stick, and turtle. Fish is Jeramiah, Stick is Jefferey, and turtle is Sammy. Caught Sammy with my bare hands, Stick likes to poke people and has a naturally pointed tip, and Jeramiah was found on the edge of the lake’s shore almost dead. Jeramiah was still breathing but on their said. I tried feeding them worms, but they could barely swim. I relocated him to the nearby stream where they’ll have fresh water in a constant stream. Hopefully they’ll live. RIP Jeramiah if I can’t find them tomorrow.
!- I caught a fish and named her Heath (like the heath bar you can buy). Only problem with Heath is when I fished her out she was too big for my hand and the hook was in a bad place. So I had to see help from the nearby REC people, one had a pocket knife to help slit a bigger tear to safely get the hook out, without having to tear off the jaw. I put the worm in her mouth so she has food for being a trooper and not dying on us.
**All that’ll be added for now**
ALRIGHT CHILDREN
SIT DOWN AND LET UNCLE GAZINI TELL YA’LL ANOTHER STORY ABOUT MY LIFE.
So I went to the local Family Dollar to get some chips. Nothing off right? Well I went in and passed those little 50 cent toy dispensers. No big deal. I pass by those things so often I forget they are a thing. But a 5 days ago… Something just made me want to buy something from them. I had 2 quarters with me, so I put them in and got a tiny ball thing. Those little squishy rubber balls that are like yoyos.
I got a green one, cool. But I saw there was a purple one. Don’t know why it drew me in. But I wanted a purple one. I had about 4 bucks in cash that day. I went to buy something so I could get change. So I got my chips. Got about 3 dollars in quarters back.
6 capsules later and no purple. Now at first I was just happy to even be doing this because growing up I was never allowed to. Dunno? Parents were just weird like that.
But after 6 of them and not getting a purple I was getting mad. I swore to come back another day to try my luck.
2 days later and I have more cash. I got 5 bucks in quarters. AND WENT OVER TO THE MACHINE AND PUT THEM ALL IN! Aside from a few. STILL NO PURPLE! I just wanted a purple… So after that mess to cool me down I went to a different capsule machine and got 3 balls. I got a malformed duck face keychain.
A horse
And a kangaroo holding a brown water bottle. Though, I gave that one away to a friend.
I was content with these and just left. I SWEAR TO YOU ALL I WILL EVENTUALLY GET THIS PURPLE ONE!! I gotten at least 2 of each other color. Black, blue, yellow, and green. And gave away a couple them as well. Since I don’t need ALL of these things. BUT I AM GOING LATER TODAY TO GET MORE AND TRY MY LUCK AGAIN. CAUSE I’M COMMITTED NOW. I WANT THAT PURPLE IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO!
Here’s half of the ones I got for the machine
The other half are scattered throughout my room.
I’ll update this when I got back to the machine. Hopefully I’ll have more luck…
UPDATE:
I went to go get some more, but I apparently exhaled almost all the stores quarters… So I only got 4 of them. AND a small tiny 25 cent one! Because I found a random quarter in my pockets C: I got a cross necklace.
STILL MAD THOUGH i DIDN’T GET A PURPLE! As well as when I went back to my car some people got out of a car and handed me stuff about the bible and how to not spread diseases?? Okay then… In anycase I just felt weird when they did that and politely took the paper and drove back.
So this time I can’t add any pictures due to my phone wanting to be a little butt wipe. It’s saying that it has full storage usage and stuff... EVEN THOUGH I deleted pictures and deleted the deleted pictures folder... Globbles... Technology hates me...
IN ANYCASE!
I’ve been trying to get more quarters from other places since I ran Family Dollar dry of any quarters... So... I just decided, “screw it! I’ll slowly build up quarters to go on a capsule rampage when I get back!” I screwed up... I spent 5 dollars in quarters for my nieces... In this strange restaurant? I don’t remember the name but the first thing I saw coming in... Was a Shrek head...
NOT A MASK, BUT A LITERAL SHREK HEAD! I gave a picture to a friend... This place was like... Cracker Barrel, but with so much more shiz it’s just... GOSH DANG LIKE HOARDERS DREAM WITH ALL THE DIFFERENT STUFF?? I’ll probably do a different post about this place, cause dang... SO MUCH STUFF!
ANNNY WAY OFF TOPIC RANT OVER!
So... None of those rubber yoyos.. INSTEAD I GOT A FRICK TON OF BOUNCY BALLS!! And for my nieces i got them 2 balls from the claw machine, honestly surprised I got them in 3 tries... Usually I have horrible luck...? But no, I shared my loot with my nieces and they were happy and showed them off to their parents. So I got about... I think 20 or so tiny bouncy balls and 2 bigger rubber balls from the claw. But since i shared i only have 8 tiny bouncy balls...? I don’t have them with me to give an exact number. But yeah... This time not rubber yoyos, just those cheep rubber bouncy balls.
Terribly sorry for making this a super long post... But the saga will continue!
Art Trade
Friend wanted me to post this nerd on Tumblr... Here you go child.
God I hate hands...
ALRIGHT CHILDREN
SIT DOWN AND LET UNCLE GAZINI TELL YA’LL ANOTHER STORY ABOUT MY LIFE.
So I went to the local Family Dollar to get some chips. Nothing off right? Well I went in and passed those little 50 cent toy dispensers. No big deal. I pass by those things so often I forget they are a thing. But a 5 days ago… Something just made me want to buy something from them. I had 2 quarters with me, so I put them in and got a tiny ball thing. Those little squishy rubber balls that are like yoyos.
I got a green one, cool. But I saw there was a purple one. Don’t know why it drew me in. But I wanted a purple one. I had about 4 bucks in cash that day. I went to buy something so I could get change. So I got my chips. Got about 3 dollars in quarters back.
6 capsules later and no purple. Now at first I was just happy to even be doing this because growing up I was never allowed to. Dunno? Parents were just weird like that.
But after 6 of them and not getting a purple I was getting mad. I swore to come back another day to try my luck.
2 days later and I have more cash. I got 5 bucks in quarters. AND WENT OVER TO THE MACHINE AND PUT THEM ALL IN! Aside from a few. STILL NO PURPLE! I just wanted a purple… So after that mess to cool me down I went to a different capsule machine and got 3 balls. I got a malformed duck face keychain.
A horse
And a kangaroo holding a brown water bottle. Though, I gave that one away to a friend.
I was content with these and just left. I SWEAR TO YOU ALL I WILL EVENTUALLY GET THIS PURPLE ONE!! I gotten at least 2 of each other color. Black, blue, yellow, and green. And gave away a couple them as well. Since I don’t need ALL of these things. BUT I AM GOING LATER TODAY TO GET MORE AND TRY MY LUCK AGAIN. CAUSE I’M COMMITTED NOW. I WANT THAT PURPLE IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO!
Here’s half of the ones I got for the machine
The other half are scattered throughout my room.
I’ll update this when I got back to the machine. Hopefully I’ll have more luck…
UPDATE:
I went to go get some more, but I apparently exhaled almost all the stores quarters... So I only got 4 of them. AND a small tiny 25 cent one! Because I found a random quarter in my pockets C: I got a cross necklace.
STILL MAD THOUGH i DIDN’T GET A PURPLE! As well as when I went back to my car some people got out of a car and handed me stuff about the bible and how to not spread diseases?? Okay then... In anycase I just felt weird when they did that and politely took the paper and drove back.
ALRIGHT CHILDREN
SIT DOWN AND LET UNCLE GAZINI TELL YA’LL ANOTHER STORY ABOUT MY LIFE.
So I went to the local Family Dollar to get some chips. Nothing off right? Well I went in and passed those little 50 cent toy dispensers. No big deal. I pass by those things so often I forget they are a thing. But a 5 days ago... Something just made me want to buy something from them. I had 2 quarters with me, so I put them in and got a tiny ball thing. Those little squishy rubber balls that are like yoyos.
I got a green one, cool. But I saw there was a purple one. Don’t know why it drew me in. But I wanted a purple one. I had about 4 bucks in cash that day. I went to buy something so I could get change. So I got my chips. Got about 3 dollars in quarters back.
6 capsules later and no purple. Now at first I was just happy to even be doing this because growing up I was never allowed to. Dunno? Parents were just weird like that.
But after 6 of them and not getting a purple I was getting mad. I swore to come back another day to try my luck.
2 days later and I have more cash. I got 5 bucks in quarters. AND WENT OVER TO THE MACHINE AND PUT THEM ALL IN! Aside from a few. STILL NO PURPLE! I just wanted a purple... So after that mess to cool me down I went to a different capsule machine and got 3 balls. I got a malformed duck face keychain.
A horse
And a kangaroo holding a brown water bottle. Though, I gave that one away to a friend.
I was content with these and just left. I SWEAR TO YOU ALL I WILL EVENTUALLY GET THIS PURPLE ONE!! I gotten at least 2 of each other color. Black, blue, yellow, and green. And gave away a couple them as well. Since I don’t need ALL of these things. BUT I AM GOING LATER TODAY TO GET MORE AND TRY MY LUCK AGAIN. CAUSE I’M COMMITTED NOW. I WANT THAT PURPLE IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO!
Here’s half of the ones I got for the machine
The other half are scattered throughout my room.
I’ll update this when I got back to the machine. Hopefully I’ll have more luck...
I peeled 24 clementines as a joke.
In the end I ate them all, took almost four hours, and took an extra picture near the end.
Excuse the mess of my desk.
For my mi madre~ sin-cielo
Cause I really felt like drawing your characters .3.
Hopefully everything looks alright?
If not I can always change the thing wrong .3.
GOD YOUR ART HHHHHHHHHHH THANKS SON I REALLY LO VE HHH THANK UUU this lifted my mood a lot thanks son ily
Yee QwQ So glad you like it!
And glad to have made your day :D
-throws confetti everywhere-
For my mi madre~ sin-cielo
Cause I really felt like drawing your characters .3.
Hopefully everything looks alright?
If not I can always change the thing wrong .3.
Also there was a birthday for a friend
I did a thing
It was a weird thing
I have been known to poke people and wishing them a good birthday .3.
Also Tumblr wouldn't let me upload it from my computer so I do it from the web .3.
I made a thing...
This is gonna be my Debt card design...
So if I ever lose my credit card hopefully someone can look for this and say... “Hey that’s not yours!”
That’d be a thing... Well...
I guess it’d also tell you who I am and what I look like as well .3.
If you do ever find me... Don’t take pictures...
I REALLY hate them with a fire passion.
Family members bribe me/trick me into taking one .3.
Also I was being lazy with this one...
So yee looks like a turd :D
Regarding the last post
I still feel like a child and I probably will still feel like one for a while.
I may be childish, but I do now when to act my age or older.
So yee
Another backstory why in real life I call people Child or Woman Child or Man Child if older than me... :T
-Also if you want to try to find all the hidden messages and doodles on the top drawing you can. I think there’s 18?
if you’re a parent and you see your kid is anxious around social situations (or any situation in general) don’t do the following:
don’t fucking tease them or mock their anxiety. you have no idea how awful is that.
don’t force them in any way to do as you please if you know they are shaking badly and crying.
DON’T come over when they are getting ready to do as you wish and tell them to “stop bullshiting” and “just get over it already”
If they start crying because you tell them that, and you see they can barely stand up because they are shaking so badly, do not say “Whatever, I’m going to do it instead, when I return I want to see you happy, so you better go and wash your face and think positive”
You should keep in mind to not FORCE THEM to feel GOOD, they are not feeling good at that precise moment, and they will not feel good in a blink of an eye. You are basically forcing everything bad they feel inside of them and pretend everything is okay.
Talk things out to your child, help them out, not fucking push them into situations that you KNOW are making them have anxiety attacks. The points I just wrote up there just happened to me, I’ve been shaking for 30 minutes and I can’t stop. I had a terrible anxiety attack at the point it hurts me really bad to move one of my legs (self-harm). Please, please talk to your child, don’t force them, don’t mock them. They will loose all trust in you if you do.
Thing for a friend
Not gonna post it on dA mainly because they didn’t want it posted.
Anyhow
This is a test thing. I decided to use my friend’s character for practicing shading and trying out some small style changes
Some months ago I did a few drawings for friends, but only uploaded in Sta.Sh and sent the images by chat or Skype C:
Welp I forgot to upload this on Valentine's day... HERE YOU PEOPLE ARE!
-For those wondering I'm the over crying black and red wolf also known as Gazini, Tyra-Gazini's pet- is the grey angry bunny with horns, and VD is the white one crying blood and my friend .3.- Now good luck with you all!
I wanted to make something for you Mi madre!!!! ;w; Hope you like it ;w; Also… I need to improve on my shading :T
Time spent: 3-4 hours
hEAVY BREATHING
aaAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY CRAP, SON!!!! YOU IMPROVED SO MUCH WHAT THE HELL IM SLOWLY MELTING TO THE GROUND OMG„, I AM REALLY SICK AND STUFF AND THIS MAKE ME FEEL 1000000+ TIMES BETTER OH MY GO D„, HOW DO YOU IMPROVE SO FAST LIKE, SHIT LOOK AT THAT BACK GROUND, ANATOMY, SHADING„ FRICK
FRIIIIIIIIIIICK.
Really? ;w; Thank you so much! Oh nuu! Sickness go away! Have an orange peel and sniff the frick out of it .3. You’ll feel batter C: Also… I don’t know how I improve!! QoQ I just do? Urememememmee evdns .3. Have to admit I didn’t expect a comment like this one .3. Makes me happy :D
-Sorry I rant o you forgive me TwT-
O no that ok son!!<333 and heck yes you improved a lot omg„ look at that shading and backgrounds and effects oMG????? is so good<333
Yeee ;w; I still need to be at your level though .3. -waits another 10 years before I can- This is gonna take a while QwQ
