A Mediocre Blog

Liam | 17 | Pan | He/him | I post memes and fandom stuff, and whatever else I find interesting. Feel free to message, ask me, or reblog my stuff. Formerly known as: an-idjit-with-a-tardis and pjo-superwholock-potterhead

[sirkowski]

When you see it…

[gamarai-archive-deactivated2020]

what am i looking for

[synapple]

Op you better be ready because I’m coming for your kidneys

[sourearth]

my brother is a little shit in minecraft

[darkmoron]

This is the most accurate portrayal of siblings on this goddam site

[fanonical]

hello, my name is harry james potter. you killed my father. prepare to die.

[withoutyourwalls]

Joel Ross, Be Gay, 2008

[pochowek]

(sees communist revolution out my window) (brushing teeth furiously for 10 minutes straight because i know thats the last time when im gonna use my own personal toothbrush)

[sophrosynic]

*me banging furiously on the door* MARX SAID ITS MY TURN TO USE THE TOOTHBRUSH

[officialunitedstates]

me: has absolutely no idea what size an acre is in real people language

[jumpingjacktrash]

four times the average suburban yard

[littlepinkbeast]

oh, that’s easy, it’s one furlong long by one chain wide.

[ericvilas]

0.4 hectares = a bit less than half a city block (they tend to be around 1 hectare, which is 100m x 100m, though they aren’t standardized from city to city)

If you know the side lengths of the blocks in your city, try to imagine a square with side lengths of 64 meters (210 feet, aka 70 yards).

[catchymemes]

[fidnru]

it was really heartening to learn that the purpose of creating such a thick uterine lining during the menstrual period was to prevent the implantation of embryos rather than encourage them, and that our uterus is basically flushing out anything it deems unworthy during the period itself rather than “punishing” us for not being pregnant (which is how it’s usually framed). it’s almost as if your female body is more concerned with the protection and continuation of itself rather than being used as a procreative vessel.

the fact that we’ve come to accept the idea that our reproductive organs are punishing us for not being continuously pregnant is proof of how deeply patriarchal brainwashing has convinced women that we are nothing but broodmares for ‘their’ children.

[bae-in-maine]

Oh wow. Damn.

[warmbun]

me: *wailing dramatically while wandering the halls of my dark mansion in a long black chiffon dressing gown with a black feather trim that trails behind me about a foot over a simple and elegant black silk slip dress, holding a fully lit candelabra and leaving a trail of wax drippings on my hardwood floors*

my spouse: *turns on the hall light* we fucking talked about this

[averagefairy]

did humans invent math or did we discover it

does math even exist

[averagefairy]

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous 

[captainsamerica]

#raymond holt master of emotion 

[fanonical]

hey remember when hermione granger, 14 years old, locked a reporter in a jar and blackmailed her because i do

[nbjanet]

The Good Place + The Onion Headlines (2/?)

[nbcthegoodplace]

Eleanor: who the fork-

Chidi: language!

Eleanor: whom the fork-

Chidi: NO

[berternies]

I’m so sorry

[kiss-my-piss]

Resources for Male Victims of Abuse

How to Recognize Abuse

**Emotional Abuse of Men

**Sexual Assault of Men and Boys

**Men Can Be Victims of Abuse, Too

**Domestic Violence Against Men - Know the Signs

**Information for Male Survivors of Sexual Abuse

**Help for Battered Men

**Battered Men, Battered Husbands

**For Male Survivors of Rape and Sexual Abuse

**Male Survivors of Incest and Sexual Child Abuse

**Help for Men Who Are Being Abused

Help Lines (Phone and Text Chat)

National Domestic Violence Hotline: [phone] (or 1-800-787-3224 for TTY)

National Dating Abuse Hotline: [phone]

National Sexual Assault Hotline: [phone]

National Suicide Prevention Hotline: [phone]

Domestic Abuse Helpline for Men: 1-888-743-5754 (US and Canada)

Hopeline Suicide Prevention Hotline: [phone]

National Hotline for Victims of Crimes: 1-855-484-2846

National Human Trafficking Hotline: [phone]

Polaris Human Trafficking Text Line: Text “BEFREE” to 233733

**1in6/RAINN Chat for Male Survivors of Sexual Abuse

Support Groups

**1in6 Support Groups

Male Survivor Support Groups

Pandora’s Aquarium - Chat (includes chats specifically for men)

Pandora’s Aquarium - Forums (includes forums specifically for men)

How to Find a Shelter

Domestic Shelters Search (shelter locator with filters to find shelters specifically for male survivors)

SAFE (located in Austin, TX, but states they can help people find resources/shelters in their area)

How to Find a Therapist

**Male Survivor Therapist Directory

Mental Health Services Locator

Resources for and About the Abuse of Kids/Teens

Love is Respect Hotline: [phone] (Hotline for teens)

Darkness to Light Helpline (Sexual Abuse): 1-866-367-5444

Darkness to Light Text Line: Text “LIGHT” to 741741

ChildHelp USA National Child Abuse Hotline: [phone]

Children of the Night Hotline (Children in Prostitution): 1-800-551-1300

National Runaway Safeline: 1-800-786-2929

Covenant House Nineline (Homeless Youth): 1-800-999-9999

Stop it Now Hotline: [phone] (for adults concerned about the welfare of a child)

Jennifer Ann’s Group (for teens experiencing dating violence)

Other Resource Lists 

(While I tried to include the most helpful resources I could here (i.e., resources that lend themselves to one-on-one communication, individual reading, etc.), there are plenty of other great resources, including regional resources, listed in these links. Some of the resources are specific to men and others aren’t, but they are all helpful for male survivors.)

**Male Survivor (regional, international, and online resources)

**Husband Battering: Men and Domestic Violence

**Help for Battered Men: Online Resources

**Help for Battered Men: National and International Resources

**Help for Guys: Help for Victims (some resources for men, many general resources)

[mogai-watch]

This is so important. 

[mooglemain]

in other YeeHaw news…

[orbsdotorg]

Just a reminder of what the actual, original article was:

[mooglemain]

#there’s something vaguely sinister about photoshopping an article about a serious labor issue to trick gays into expecting representation