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I saw the silhouette of my blanket and thought it was my roommate levitating and I p a n i c k e d

#they aren’t levitating right now though so it’s fine #I need sleep #they need French

I feel so American, I just got confused by my coworker who kept speaking another language at me and laughing at my confused face and now I’m eating dino nuggets and apple slices.

#shitpost #being american #isn’t a good feeling #the Dino nuggets were the only gluten free nuggets I could find at the store #I don’t have time to cook #I have work #it’s finals week #LET ME BE

While I do panic at work, I also panic at the disco so that’s more a constant than my job

#discos in the school cafeteria #the college school cafeteria #the college I go to #I’m not hopeless please believe me this is part time #shitpost

My roommate and our mutual friend just burst into our dorm room, grabbed mac and cheese and ramen, made me eat two things of applesauce, and then left so I could write my history essay

#I love my friends #but also we’re all hypocrites who need to eat food for once #also aaaaaa history

My bones feel like they’re about to hatch

#the eyes have spiders #ow

Come along, my friends.

It is time to commence

s p i n n i n g

#spin #my friends #join the spinning #I am very sleepy #shitpost

What I meant to do: give the customer their food and say “have a nice day”

What I did: “Hiiiiii!!!” *maniacal laughter*

So anyways, how are y’all’s days going?

#why was my reaction to laugh?#I don’t know #I wanted to crawl in a hole and die #instead I made it ✨worse✨#seriously they gave me the biggest side eye as they walked away #this is fine #oh and also hiiiiiii #I’ve been gone a bit #no one probably noticed #but still #I’m back #and I’m also trying to figure out how to yeet my soul to another universe because I’m convinced we’re in the worst timeline #because what the fuck is going on

Imagine inheriting your dad’s missing kidney

#couldn’t be me #actually it’s not me it’s my brother #shitpost

February 15th my friend’s boyfriend, aka hobo wizard, turned into a princess, so never forget to follow your dreams!

#he feels bonita #also he’s not homeless nor has he ever been homeless PLEASE I AM NOT MAKING FUN OF HOMELESS PEOPLE #his fashion sense just gives hobo wizard #also why did I spend so much money on people for Valentine’s Day #I’m literally aroace #but #galentines day was epic #so it was worth it #shitpost

Me: just chilling

My roommate, on the phone with their boyfriend: “…then I’d kill you, (my name), then myself.”

Me, looking up in confusion: “I’m sorry what?”

#granted I’ve been suicidal #but I’m still pretty confused about the context #last time I told them I wanted to die they said no #although also they probably won’t kill me #and if they did then I’d understand #shitpost

My roommate, playing a cult game while watching a video about a cult and sitting next to an ex-cultist: :D

#the game’s cult of the lamb #I’m the ex-cultist #idk what cult they’re watching the video about though #it’s something Japanese

My roommate pointed out that I only refer to our other friend’s boyfriend as “the boyfriend” in conversation, but it’s either that or hobo wizard so pick one.

#they think it’s funny #my roommate not hobo wizard #I don’t know if he realizes #although I have called him hobo wizard to his face #he knows what he did #shitpost

My brain cannot brain right now, it’s out of brain (economics homework)

#I mean I’m out of brain because of economics homework #I’m definitely not out of economics homework #✨not by a long shot✨#shitpost #shit post

I hate childhood trauma because what do you mean my trauma not only made me forget most of my childhood to protect my feeble baby brain, but now it’s making me forget stuff that’s quite literally still happening because it’s too stressful and it’s the best response my brain knows? What?

I’ve got no clue who yelled at me on my first week (a few months ago) at my job and made me have a panic attack because I just CAN’T REMEMBER HIS FACE, so all I know is oh yeah, one asshole yelled at me for doing what he said to and now I don’t know who’s the asshole because my brain tossed it in the shredder while I was hyperventilating on the floor of my dorm room.

#I still have to work with the guy #I think #and I can remember a few features like his hair #but if I just avoid everyone with that hairstyle I think that’d just be racist #and an asshole move #so now I just need to not panic again #✨good luck me✨#I wasn’t even being silly that day I was too stressed #I was taking food temps #he told me to work at a different station #I told him I wasn’t done #he said he’d finish it #and then he walked over and yelled at me a few minutes later because I didn’t finish taking temps #in front of everyone #✨yay✨#rant post

Have some ✨Work Day Highlights✨

Customer: can I get _____

My brain: say no problem

My scrambled thoughts: say good job!

Me: “Goo…?”

Me seeing how swirly swirly the sourdough bread looks for the first time, right in front of the customer who ordered it: “OoOoh, you’re ✨Fancy Bread✨!”

Me: spins around coworker to get a knife, stops spinning “Okay, no spinny with the knives”

Me: mentions to my coworker that my parents are cultist

My coworker: are they… Mormons?

Me: 😮 “how did you know?!” We start talking about Mormonism

Me: suddenly becomes a ballerina ass bitch and keeps spinning even though I keep slipping and almost falling because I’m high on caramel macchiato coffee with cinnamon roll creamer and I have ✨energy✨

And that was all over the past three hours!

#shitpost #shit post #I think I can tag this one that #anyways #just a ✨fun day working at the college cafeteria✨#I’m having fun #wheee

My roommate said I need to start adding the shitpost tag to my posts so people see them so I’m not just tormenting my roommate with my brain, but I’m legit just posting my thoughts so I guess my brain’s a shitpost.

#I can’t even tag this one a shitpost though because it seems pretty rational #but maybe the Hokey Pokey horsey fishbowl would be a fishpost #I mean shitpost #but fishpost’s funny so I’m keeping it #I need to animate that #if I knew how to animate that good #siiiiiigh

My friend says I always act like I’m high (I’ve never been high in my life, I’m an innocent, sheltered bean) but honestly, with how my brain be acting on the regular I could be high.

tELL ME WHY I just closed my eyes and the image of a fishbowl with horse legs doing the Hokey Pokey appeared? Huhhhh?!?!

#i’m losing my mind #it was like a bad animation render with hyper realistic textures over a blocky interface #but just for the legs #the bowl was cartoony #I’m not even sure if the hokey pokey’s the right dance #but it’s the closest thing I’ve got to whatever that was #also I wasn’t thinking about horses fishbowls or the hokey pokey #it’s random #this is like the fifth time today #and it’s always something different #imma go scream #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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