Hot Men, Wine Mum Humour and Pokemon.

34, UK, Gaymer, 6’2”.

[aflo]

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

[trickstertime]

This is Margaret when she opens that email

[brothersskeleton]

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[cybelusreverie]

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

[cybelusreverie]

hmmm ok. fascinating. okay. amazing. and i have to live like this? okay

[space-party]

[derrygirlsgifs]

[kaijuno]

[sonic-wildfire]

[epilepticsaints]

[ikkenhissatsu]

:DDDDDDDDD

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

I'm ready

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[gayvampyr]

[kitty-c4t]

[budugu]

[agnosticblowjob]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[flannelsandjeans-deactivated202]

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

[binches-deactivated20220521]

im gorbachev who wants to be reagan

[golf-course-tragedy]

Mr. gorbachev tear down those pants

[emil]

RIP Gorbachev (2 March 1931 – 30 August 2022)

[salamanderinspace]

I cannot believe this is where I heard the news.

[stephisdoinit]

[prokopetz]

The thing that messes me up about the whole “the butler did it” trope is that we literally have no idea where it comes from.

The earliest known piece of detective fiction in which the butler, in fact, did it? Published in 1930.

The earliest known article calling out “the butler did it” as an egregious cliché in detective fiction? Published in 1928.

Obviously there must have been earlier examples of detective fiction in which the butler did it, but none of them have survived to the present day, leaving us in this bizarre situation where the earliest known callout post about the trope pre-dates its earliest known actual use by a full two years.

[schmergo]

The butler hid the evidence 

[crimewave420]

damn people still have beef over tumblr, i am only here to look at pictures of the video game 

[iamoutofideas]

he likes the video game, get em boys

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.

[shittyneet]

Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you stupid fucking redditors, his nose grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest.

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

things heating up in the pinocchio fandom