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oh fujiko they could never make me hate you
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summary: you've been feeling off since your boyfriend adam brought you to his home planet (really, just saying that sounds ridiculous). it comes out at the most awkward of times. wc: 922. short n sweet. warnings: fem!reader, reader is from earth & met adam when he crash-landed, kind of just tooth-rotting fluff, slightly suggestive language, adam is literally trimming reader's bush, self indulgent as fuck, adam being the best boyfriend literally anyone could ever ask for a/n: hey......i haven't written a thing in two years but the perfect man was calling. love me anyway. thank u lamb for betaing<3 do not interact if ur under 18 we will have problems.
â This feels weird. âÂ
The abrupt clang of plastic hitting marble flooring pulls your attention from your fussing. Adam looks up at you with wide eyes, hands out from where the razor dropped; itâs funny, you think, how silly your boyfriend looks like this, all six-foot-five of him startled like a deer on the road. Â
Before you can get a good quip in about the ridiculousness of it all heâs speaking, too fast for you to interrupt. Â
â Why is it weird? We donât have to do this if youâre uncomfortable, really â I know you wanted to, but we can totally stop, itâs really not even that big of a deal â âÂ
â Adam. Breathe. Jesus. â Â
He does, closes his eyes and inhales for four, holds for four, exhales for four, just like he taught himself ( and you ) how to regulate. You canât help but smile a little â heâs more charming than heâll ever realize. Â
You do think itâs a little unfair, though, given youâre the exposed one here, naked with one foot hiked up onto the side of this ridiculously big bath tub. If anything, you should be mortified by the sheer vulnerability of it all, stripped down to nothing while he stays fully clothed in whatever impeccable fabric Eternia has to offer. Â
Instead, youâre just unsettled by the grandeur of getting your bush shaved in a palace.
A Moment of Relief
Prince Adam/He-Man x reader
Summary: Enjoying a moment of peace brings new emotions to the table, including ones that you never thought were possible.
Word Count: 850
Warning(s): PURE FLUFF, Prince Adam + reader being in love, slight comparison to others, being nervous and scared, being someone's first love.
A/N: He absolutely deserves some fluff. Feedback is appreciated and enjoy!
The cool breeze of the Eternian wilds does nothing to settle your nerves, despite the fact that the air smells like your favorite lavender and jasmine perfume back home. Deeply inhaling this newfound scent, a small smile fills your lips, taking in the atmosphere of a brand new world. Leaning against the fallen trunk of a once strong tree, the orange and red sunset fills the sky as if someone spilled a jar of crimson paint into the air.
Oh god the timelines
adam whines, he's not like other guys (positive), and he needs to be kissed to cum (idea from @st4rfckerz) MDNI 18+
"oh my g-god."
truthfully, you never knew you could actually have this sort of affect on someone.
every other guy you've ever had sex with seemed so focused on having the sexiest sex ever.
everything felt so manufactured, curated, performative. unnaturally deep, lustful groans. cheesy one liners that were fine while you were being fucked, but caused you to instantly cringe over your coffee days later when it flashed banged your memory. calling you nicknames that have clearly never slipped from their lips until their cock was in you.
thankfully, adam is none of that.
everything about him is so earnest.
i can take it. -adam glenn
adam glenn x fem!reader
request: Could you do something where switch Adam takes control mid sex because he wants more but forgets that heâs HUGE and starts apologizing for being too rough after getting inside but reader makes him remember that sheâs already used to it while telling him how much of a sweetheart he is
tags: 18+ MDNI below the cut, teasing, fingers in his mouth thursday, switch!adam, power shift, man-handling, adam kinda forgetting his strength, reassurance, unprotected rough piv (wrap it up folks!), just a short little thing i whipped up yet i still got carried away, minimal editing, actually no editing lmao
words: 629
Watched masters of the universe the other day and it feels like nobody is talking about this gorgeous himbo. I guess Iâll have to interveneâŠ
Raw Dog: Bigby Wolf x Fem!Reader (NSFW)
Mmm, Bigby :)
This came out a lot more tame that I thought it'd be.
Contains: Dubious Consent(?), werewolf transformation, oral sex, vaginal sex, knotting, creampies, mating bites, a little blood
THIEVES
Redraw of the âThick as Thievesâ manga collection cover because I respect monkey punchâs incredible impact on media as we know it today but holy shit that coverâ
They remember their roots
yeaaa creamy pale thighs is not gonna help me reach a flow stateđ«©đ
âč àŁȘ Ë Professional ~ R.R
pairing Robert R. x Coworker!fem!reader
sum. to welcome your new coworker you decide to take him out for a drinkâŠand end up on your knees.
content explicit nsfw, alcohol consumption, make out sesh, coworker dynamic, profanity, oral m!receiving, teasing, porn with some plot, fluffy if you squint
note knew I had to write about him the moment he appeared on my screen.
âGet the fuck outâŠâ Robert mutters, his forehead pressing against the glass of the vending machine as his fist thuds repeatedly against the side. The sound echoes through the break roomâmetallic, stubborn, pointless.
You watch from your seat at a nearby table as he keeps at it, jaw tight, shoulders hunched, determined to win against the machine thatâs swallowed his dollar. The Twinkie inside doesnât move an inch.
After another thirty seconds of silent struggle, he exhales sharply and pinches the bridge of his nose. The defeat looks heavy on him.
You rise from your seat, hesitating for a moment before walking over. His gaze stays locked on the motionless snack like itâs personally betrayed him.
You clear your throat softly.
Robertâs head jerks up, eyes snapping to yoursâtired, caught, a little embarrassed. The realization hits him that someone else actually exists in this godforsaken break room, someone who probably also wants to use the same shitty vending machine.
He takes a step back, rubbing the back of his neck, and mumbles a quick, half-assed apology. âYeah, uhâgo ahead. Guess she doesnât like me much.â
You give the vending machine a light slap, and the Twinkie finally drops.
âHuh,â Robert says wryly, eyeing it like itâs mocking him.
You bend down, grab the treat, and hand it to him. Thereâs the faintest hint of a smile tugging at his lips.
âThanks for the hand,â he mutters.
âNo problem. Youâre the new recruitâRobert, right?â you ask, extending your hand.
âIn the flesh.â He gives your hand a quick shake before letting his arm fall back to his side.
âSo, is that shit about you working with Z-Team true?â
He grimaces lightly. âYeah, that shitâs true.â
You raise your brows. âWell, youâve already lasted longer than most dispatchers theyâve been assigned. Half of them didnât even make it a whole dayâhell, not even an hour.â
âYeah,â he says with a dry chuckle. âTheyâre not exactly the most ideal team. But Iâm not giving up on them that easily.â
âWhoa,â you say, eyes widening dramatically. âYour eyes just did this whole sparkly, full-of-hope thing.â You gesture between your eyes and his with exaggerated disbelief.
A disbelieving smile spreads across his face as he shakes his head. âAlright, fuck offâŠâ
You grin. âWell, now I can see why youâve lasted as long as you have.â You take a sharp inhale, pulse skipping a little. ââŠAre you free later?â
He fidgets with the Twinkie in his hand, brow quirking. âYeah, Iâm free.â
âWanna grab a drink? You know, to welcome you to the team.â
âSureââ
âGreat! Meet me at Blackout Bar at eight-thirty tonight. Iâve gotta runâmy break ended, like, five minutes ago.â You toss him a quick smile before rushing out of the break room.
As soon as you slip back into your cubicle, an uncontrollable grin spreads across your face. The rest of your shift breezes byâyouâve got plans with an extraordinarily cute guy. Even if itâs not technically a date.
Your finger taps against the bar counter anxiously. Had he forgotten youâd even asked him out?
Itâs already nine, thirty minutes past the time youâd told him to meet you. It would be awfully embarrassing to get left hanging. You did invite him out as a coworker, though your attire says otherwiseâYouâre wearing a dress thatâs a tad skimpy and a pair of heels you got at the mallâwhich are a pain in the ass to walk in.
God, what is taking him so long?? Maybe heâs letting you down easy. Maybe youâd get an apology text from him in a few seconds where he rain checked and gave a bullshit reason. Maybeâ
âHey, sorry Iâm late. Iâve got a dog back home that doesnât seem to care about my personal life.â Robert says as he sits on the bar stool beside yours. He calls over the bartender and looks over at you, âDonât get used to me buying the round. I only do that for coworkers who make me laugh.â
You roll your eyes at him as the bartender places your drinks on the counter, your anxiety dissipating. Robert has a strange familiarity about him that comforts you in a senseâas if he were some kind of hero.
The next hour passes by in an instant, despite his words he kept buying the next roundâthough itâs only fair since you kept making him laugh. Admittedly, youâre both a bit tipsy now.
Youâre outside of the bar leaning against a brick wall as he stands in front of you. The cool night air hits you and the once lively ambiance has faded into obscurity, youâre only focused on one thingâhim.
âIf I told I donât usually do this, would you believe me?â He asks, curiosity in his gaze.
A silence stretches between you.
âI donât usually do this either,â you say, your voice barely above a whisper.
Maybe youâre imagining it but it seems like with each passing second his face inches closer to yours. Before you realize it his lips press against yours, you freeze in complete shockâ his body tenses and he quickly pulls back once he notices your lack of response.
âDidnât mean toââ he rubs the back of his neck, âIt just⊠felt likeââ
Before he can finish his sentence you grab him by the collar of his shirt and press your lips back against his. you know itâs wrongâbut it feels so right.
His body relaxes and he kisses you back. His tongue presses against the seam of your lips and you immediately part them. His body feels warm against yours and he smells faintly of alcohol, his movements unsteady.
Without realizing it your hands tangle themselves in his hairâ itâs as soft as it looks.
His slow pace turns rough, in a matter of seconds he grips the nape of your neck and deepens the kiss. His other hand on your waist tracing small circles over your thin dress. You tug at his hair and he groans softly into your mouth. A noise that sends a wave of heat over your body to straight between your legs.
His knee parts your thighs and pushes itself against your clothed cunt. A shiver runs down your spine and you tear your mouth from his.
Youâre forced to meet his tired eyes, now full of something you canât decipher. His lips are slightly parted and wet as if heâs waiting for you to grab him by the collar again.
You try to steady yourself before speaking, but your words come out breathlessly anyways. âWanna get out of here?â
The ride to his home is a blur of moments.
You burst through his front door and the moment it closes youâre the first to lean in, or maybe he is â itâs hard to tell. The only thing clear is the sound of a glass tipping somewhere behind you.
He catches you by the waist before you stumble, half-laughing, half-cursing under his breath. Heâs leaning against a counter your body flush against his.
âYouââ he starts, but you pull him closer, and whatever he was going to say gets lost against your mouth.
His eyes flutter shut but his hands hover for a second â like heâs giving you one last chance to change your mind â then settle at your hips, steady but unsure.
Between kisses, he mutters something quietâ not quite a word, more of a thought he didnât mean to let slip.
Youâve had more drinks than you can count tonight but you feel stone cold sober. You can tell youâll remember everything in the morningâthe way his lips feel against yours, his scent, the faint taste of whiskey and smoke.
Your hands snake their way under his shirt, fingernails running over his toned waist.
He exhales sharply at the sudden sensation, his grip on your hips tightening. His body feels hot and is covered in what you can only assume are scarsâHe has so many, if these were different circumstances youâd look at each one of them and ask him about their pasts.
Your lips part from his with a pop, a string of saliva caught between you.
Although itâs dimly lit you can make out most of your surroundings. His apartment is small, functional, everything neat enough to look like he doesnât spend much time there. Just being in here with him feels strangely more intimate than making out with himâlike youâre seeing the part of him that isnât performative or on duty.
You focus your attention back on him and one of his eyebrows is arched. He looks at the way you guys are tangled in each other and a small smirk appears on his face. âGuess weâre both terrible at taking things slow.â
âYou sound like you want me to stop.â You say as your fingers graze the zipper of his pants, âDo you?â
He unzips his pants with his own two hands, âNever.â
âThanks for the hand.â
âItâs only fair since you helped me fir-â he trails off when you slowly begin to get down on your knees, pulling his pants down as you move. The tips of his ears turn a light shade of pink.
You hook your fingers on his boxers and pull them down in one swift motion. Heâs not crazy huge like those guys in unrealistic fantasy books you always have your nose stuck in, but lord he isnât smallâat all.
You softly wipe away his precum with your thumb before kissing him slowly, your tongue gliding across his warm shaft. He hasnât been touched like this in yearsâitâs almost too much to handle.
You look up at him through your lashes as you take him into your mouth, your cheeks hollow. He groans almost immediately and his hand finds your shoulder, grasping for stability. You find a steady rhythmâyour head bobbing up and down his cock while your hands run themselves along his bare thighs.
His chest rises up and down quickly and his hand finds its way to your hair, guiding you. You moan, the vibrations sending a strange, addictive sensation throughout his body. With each passing second he wants more, more of your mouth, more of the feeling of your handsâmore you.
He slumps back slightly and his hips begin to thrust themselves into your mouth. Itâs selfish, he knows it, but that fervent look in your eyes is driving him crazy.
The apartment is filled with lewd, wet sounds and his (very) occasional groans. Every so often he catches a glimpse of your breasts pressing against the fabric of your thin dressâHe canât wait to rip it off of you.
You start gagging, tears in your eyes. when your back arches his cock hits the back of your throatâitâs enough to send him over the edge. Wave after wave of pleasure washes over him, strings of curses escaping his lips.
He cums into your mouth and you pull back, gasping for air. You swallow the warm, salty liquid, and it glides down your throat smoothly.
You stand up, your knees slightly wobbling. He stables you with his arms an uneven smirk on his face. He exhales through a shaky laugh. âYouâre going to ruin me,â he whispers, his hand cupping your cheek.
âRelax, youâll survive me.â You say before pressing your wet lips against his. Both of your movements are sloppy and strangely passionate, savoring every moment the two of you are pressed against each other like this.
a/n Lmk if I should write some more Robert stuff :) part 2 soon!!
bleu àŒŻ
I need everyone to see these photos from loveshackfancy resort 22 and see that this is literally Brooklyn and Malibu đ
no lupin iii joke i can make about the jewel heist at the louvre will be funnier than the guy dressed like zenigata outside the scene of the crime
i still like these guys too
I'm a loser, babe. Do you wanna tear my heart out? Joe Keery in Loser by Tame Impala
we donât talk about these pictures enough. he looks SO good.
the suit, the hair, the everything.