LurkingGoblin

Stuff for many fandoms, feminist posts and general randomness. 25, Melancholic, ISTJ,  Autistic, Panromantic, GenderQueer/Transwoman, Sapphic, Hufflepuff, Team Instinct, Clan Tremere, Clan Mekhet

[abumohammed50]

إنسانية 🕊️

‏نزعت الخطاف من فم احد القروش وعند مشاهدة القروش الاخرى لذلك صارت القروش تأتي لنفس المكان لنزع الخطاف من فمها علما ان هذه القروش لا تحب ان يلمسها احد.

هذا في البهاما والغواصة ،خلال الـ 15 سنة الماضية ، أزالت 250 خطاف.

[feminists-against-feminism]

“She removed the hook from the mouth of one of the sharks and with other sharks watching, so the sharks come to the same place to to get hooks removed from their mouths. Note [???] In the Bahamas and [???], over the past 15 years, she has removed 250 hooks.”

[dreamers-queen]

This is like that “how wonderful, then, to live in a world full of creatures that love to be petted” post. Beautiful.

[ms-cellanies]

She is inspirational.  PLEASE REBLOG.  

We MUST take care of wildlife.  

[starkravinghazelnuts-deactivate]

Now I need this.

[boethiah]

update: apparently canberra’s skywhale was harpooned and died 

[boethiah]

Local resident Michelle Bedford says what she saw can only be described as ‘incredibly unlikely’ and ‘bizarrely beautiful’.

“The guy got on the roof of his van with a crazy look in his eyes I’ve never seen before, as if in his universe there was only him and the Skywhale. He hurled the broomhandle like a harpoon, got it right through the eye.

“We all clapped and cheered, not like we hate the Skywhale or anything but it was just unbelievably cool.”

It then took several hours for security staff and onlookers to disentangle Ahab from the corpse of the Skywhale which had slowly but majestically fallen directly on top of him, like a heavenly blanket with massive breasts.

The sculpture, a hot air balloon depicting a whale as it may have evolved if it lived in the air rather than the sea, has had a mixed reception since it was first launched in 2013. Critics of the Skywhale cited its outlandish appearance, large breast-like appendages and ‘dumb, smug whale face’.

…

Artist Patricia Piccinini, who designed the sculpture, has asked that charges not be pressed against Mr Ahab, claiming that she was “invigorated” to see the public engaging with the artwork on such a meaningful level and that she couldn’t ask for a “more fitting way for a big balloon that looks like a whale to complete its lifecycle in the public eye.”

When asked if the ‘killing’ of the Skywhale had any allegorical significance or if the quest to find and destroy it was in some way symbolic of a larger tale Mr Ahab told reports “Nah mate, just f-ing hate that bloody whale.”

[friendlyfrankenstein]

….This. THIS is art. 

[sovietnam]

[thatsthat24]

How Some People View Fictional Antagonists 🔥

[nochillrogers]

[shut-up-math]

Put John Mulaney on B99 as a tired and on edge detective from Chicago named JJ Bittenbinder

Who gives weird, not-that helpful advice to everyone in the 99 and shouts “STREET SMARTS” at Jake and Amy every time he finds a clue that actually leads back to nothing tied to the case

[lifewithoutcosette-deactivated2]

How the fuck was this a children’s television character?!?

[samanthasbarkss]

this always cheers me up.

[mysharona1987]

I don’t know who played Mr Blobby here.

But that guy deserved a Best Actor in a Comedy Emmy Award here.   

He is hysterical. 

[mysharona1987]

Jack still being so suspicious.

[taragrimface]

what is this.

[gammywank]

an anxiety attack

[mad-march-hares-tea-party-deact]

He gone

Bonus:

[chintakaya-deactivated20190713]

[chintakaya-deactivated20190713]

At Mount fuji

[isay]

Forget the rest of the fireworks around the world, these are the best. HNY.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[glumshoe]

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: “Yer a wizard, Harry!”

Harry Houdini, sobbing in frustration: “Oh my god. Oh my god. Arthur I’m not a goddamn wizard. Please stop.”

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: “Why won’t you trust me, Harry? Am I not good enough to share in your wizard secrets?”

Harry Houdini: “Arthur please. Please. Arthur you are the most gullible man alive and you’re getting scammed by paper cutouts of faeries.”

[glumshoe]

Harry Houdini: “Arthur, this isn’t working out. I think we should have a friend breakup. It’s unhealthy…”

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: “I was thinking the same thing. If you won’t face the facts and accept that you’re a magic wizard, I don’t think I can carry this relationship by myself knowing the truth about you.”

Harry Houdini: “Yeah see this is exactly what I mean.”

[nonasuch]

Here is a work of historical fantasy that I would like to exist: A disgruntled Harry Houdini and a delighted Sir Arthur Conan Doyle stumble upon the existence of a hidden magical world.

Doyle: I KNEW IT.

Houdini: I HATE THIS.

[sappyassmemes]

[green-loaf]

She had the chance and she took it

[melonmemes]

[abandonedsuperb]

[versacethotty]

[anxietyproblem]

[quousque]

“I WANT TO DIE” “ok but we probably won’t feel this way tomorrow so can we just chill until then” “DEATH SOUNDS GREAT” “you know we haven’t eaten all day and we’ve been avoiding our family those two things probably aren’t helping so let’s go upstairs and join everyone for dinner” “I WANT TO DIE AND ALSO I DON’T DESERVE LOVE” Like bitch shut up I’m hungry and you are actively sabotaging us here

[defectivealtruist]

SHE👏DID👏THAT

[defectivealtruist]

[lenimph]

These tags warm my heart

[jheselbraum]

Bilingual bonus! Sayounara isn’t actually a common goodbye in Japan, despite being a direct translation! More common ways to say goodbye in Japan include itte kimasu (I’m leaving home), or jaa ne (see you). There are plenty of ways to say goodbye in Japan but most have a central theme of “we’ll see each other again.”

Yeah, sayounara doesn’t have that connotation.

The reason it became the way non-native Japanese speakers (mainly English due to the aforementioned direct translation) think a common way to say goodbye in Japan is due in part to the popularity of high-drama Japanese films and anime (think someone saying sayounara as they’re about to push the bad guy out of an airplane, or a final farewell from someone on their death bed). In reality, sayounara is the way you say goodbye in Japan when you aren’t going to or don’t want to ever see the other person ever again.

She’s not just saying goodbye, she’s effectively saying you’ll be dead before we see each other again.

[curlytoms-deactivated20191110]

I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THIS IVE SEEN TODAY