[ohthegayone]

You know what I really like in a girl?

My tongue.

[no-chill-at-all]

[thoughts-in-shower]

Anxiety is just a bunch of conspiracy theories about yourself.

[onlytwitterpics]

[theycantalk]

[merkra]

[stability]

[stability]

I keep my bitcoins in my pussy just like Sonic

[hamsandwichwithextramayo]

I’m sorry WHAT

[stability]

I keep my bitcoins, in my pussy, just, like, Sonic

[soccer-dilf]

do you accept constructive criticism?

[stability]

no

[diamond]

[knowing]

[dailyinspirationquotes]

follow for daily posts

[lushlem]

Reminds me of Tuck. Please come back

[obama-biden-memes]

SAVAGE

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

*turns off my clap light by smacking my ass*

[awwww-cute]

[wasjopara]

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

[plain-old-toast98]

I need all my gay mutuals to move closer to me so we can have giant gay sleepovers at my house.

[kalamitykid95-deactivated201801]

That’s called an orgy

[plain-old-toast98]

[snorlaxatives]

i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn