Shower Thoughts

A collection(mostly from random sources) of those random/deep thoughts you have when you're in the shower. 

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when you are reading this you are older than you were when you just finish this sentence

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“Men don’t cry” is the male version of “girls don’t fart.”

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Depression/anxiety convince you that both everyone and no-one cares

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The 18+ warning is probably the most ignored warning ever.

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You may do something for the last time in your life today.

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As a child, you used to get a lot of praise if you ate all your food and took good naps. As an adult, people look down upon you for snacking and sleeping too much.

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If Sign Language was the same the world over then it could be everyone’s second language and solve a lot of communication issues.

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Asking “why are you depressed, life is so beautiful!” Is like asking “why do you have asthma, there’s so much air!”

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It would be cool if once you’ve walked to a location, you’d gain the ability to fast travel there forever.

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Grandparents wanting grandchildren are like kids asking for a puppy - they want something cute to play with but no responsibilities.

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They say money can’t buy happiness, but antidepressants sure aren’t free.

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Do you ever get that sudden outburst of motivation to go out and make your life better then after 5 minutes you’re like “ yeah that’s not happening”

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Buying erasers is literally paying for your mistakes.

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Everybody is gangsta until the cockroach starts flying.

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You realise you’re getting older when the main characters aren’t your age anymore

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“Sign in to view content” has stopped more lazy people than underage people

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There are more people using other devices as an alarm clock than actual alarm clocks