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coconutmilkyway

A LOT OF ORCAS because orcas are just too cool. I want to kiss every single one of them.

Seen earlier with video process on my patreon!

#q

awesomedigitalart

Cosmic gardener by Sedeptra

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ask your local werewolf on a date you won’t regret it

hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928

between “begone thot” and “piss yourself”, which is the more powerful dragon shout?

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xhuth

did not ask, yet ye shall receive:

BEGONE, THOT;

(remove, foul, foe)

PISS YOURSELF:

(release, warmth, shame)

PWEASE NO STEPPY:

(request, no, cruelty)

3lixar

mygermanshepherd

Landshark?

me age 12: oh god i missed a two millimeter spot of hair when i shaved i guess i'll go to the beach in five layers of clothing so no one notices

me now: Hello friends it is i Bigfoot #confirmed

#actually me tho

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cheaphalloweencostume

I’m getting Taco Bell and the speaker screen is just a windows login page for “Hyperactive Bob”

cheaphalloweencostume

every time I post something like this I get comments and messages to the effect of “how do you FIND this shit” and I really can’t reiterate enough: I live in Oregon and this shit finds me whether I like it or not

marci1900

how much is the cat??

spontaneousmusicalnumber

In The Road to El Dorado there is only really one inexplicable thing within the plot. Miguel and Tulio plausibly bluff their way through or slip out of most situations. However, I’d never figured out why the volcano actually stops erupting when Tulio commands it.

The conclusion I finally came up with is that the actual gods were watching their big entrance go down, and thought “oh, this’ll be hilarious”