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Lux. 30s Nerd. Bibble stan. Teacher. Cosplayer. Traded my feelings for money and befriended a goose hydra https://linktr.ee/luxaeterna13

[luxaeterna13]

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Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.

Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??

Zuko: I mean they’re politicians…..but also who, and when, and in what way

They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.

Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???

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#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe

You CAN’T leave that in the tags

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atla heritage post

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“Wait, you know the Fire Lord?”

“I’ve never seen that man in my life.”

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[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[luxaeterna13]

I’m taking this as a sign that I need to move out of this state…..

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[luxaeterna13]

For the book girlies

Available soon on Shopify

bubblesandbrushes.myshopify.com

[luxaeterna13]

Soo I’m unemployed but you know what would help? Buying some of my art.

I have these pieces available and I also have commissions open

[luxaeterna13]

Life update

So I lost my job today. It’s a heartbreak that I felt was coming but is also kind of a relief? I’m heartbroken for my team and my students. But I’m relieved that I’m no longer in that toxic environment anymore. Even until the end I was working long days trying to make sure everyone had what they needed and even before I left today I was trying to make sure they had what they needed.

My soul hurts. I am crying. And I am unsure of how to feel.

[luxaeterna13]

Bruh why am I nauseous.

I stg if this is sympathy morning sickness for my sister I’m gonna bitch slap her and steal the infant.

For legal reasons this is a joke (though stealing nibbling cuddles isn’t beneath me)

[luxaeterna13]

If I get unemployed I’m getting a hippie van and going to bookstores.

[luxaeterna13]

Never beating the witchcraft allegations at work.

A student emailed my boss and complained even tho I NEVER talk about my practice so they clearly have been told something about me or what I do outside of work.

I don’t force anyone to do anything and if I did/could it would be to do their damn proficiency quizzes.

[luxaeterna13]

Job: we prefer you to have a masters degree

Also job: we’re only offering 37k per year tho

What the fuck

[luxaeterna13]

The upwards bullying at work continues yet I’m the one being punished. I’m just over it.

I’m going to force them to do it though. Even though I’m doing everything they ask me to do. And I’m documenting everything.

I’ve given almost 9 years of my life to this place and this is how they treat someone who has been loyal to them.

[luxaeterna13]

Looking for a new job if anyone knows of anything

[luxaeterna13]

Hi I’m alive. Working like a madwoman and looking for a new job to escape my corporate hellscape.

Wishing my small business could pay my bills for me. So go buy a fuckin candle

Bubblesandbrushes.myshopify.com

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under my benevolent dictatorship everyone will be in their jammies at 7pm. because that'sjammy time

[celestial-tadpole]

forget your zodiac tell me what you order at a bar and at a coffee shop