[thoughtportal]

[thememedaddy]

[berylian]

[unpeeled-human]

[saoirseronanswife]

the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

[syn-ack]

That photo makes Felicia’s work seem much more recent than it is. Here’s a picture of the world’s smallest particle physicist herself.

[garlic-bready]

They didn’t stop because she shit in the tube - she had a diaper on because they knew poop would obstruct the particles as well. She eventually stopped running through the tubes because they became too long for her. At that point she was retired and became a pet!

[dr-dendritic-trees]

I love her

[weaselle]

working weasel

[hugewoman]

Women in stem

[spockvarietyhour]

[iamthecutestofborg]

This is what happens to characters when you write an AU fanfic

[edgar-allan-possum]

Off goes Riker, to the coffee shop.

[dickstolebyanalien]

Walk Like No One Is Driving

[magiiccats]

[catchymemes]

[ruinedchildhood]

[catchymemes]

A Knights Dress by Frieda Lepold ⚔️

[sacred-portal]

[mr-deep-downer]

coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer’s water

me: I’m king of busy rn

coworker: no really just come here

the ph test:

my honest reaction:

[teaboot]

I dont k ow what OP is testing for or what most of the table says but whatever water they've sampled it has the same PH levels as seawater and there's enough mineral content for stalagmites to form inside the sample container. If line 2 is nitrates- the stuff produced by dead junk- then there's enough of it to make them sick.

So like. Whatever this is, and I hope to God it isn't someone's tap water, then as far as my untrained brain can tell, it is reading as a sample pulled from an unfiltered saltwater fish tank that someone filled with street gravel and didn't clean for a month.

Or like. The groundwater well behind an abandoned farm house in Missouri that hasn't been touched since 1953, possibly after a raccoon fell inside it

This is the kind of water you'd read about in an old dead British guy's expedition journal in an entry dated two days before the entire party died of dysentery

[arbis-official]

IT GETS WORSE

[teaboot]

OH MY SWEET CHRIST

[uncultureddoubloon]

How on earth do you confuse, or actively choose, to use MINERAL WATER instead of tap/fresh water???

[liminalpsych]

saving this from the comments because it made me laugh but. but I’m not so sure based on some of OP’s clarification that this is a cichlid tank. That might the the one saving grace if it is though

[mr-deep-downer]

they were tetras

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[such-justice-wow]

Something something she'll something baby

[wombat-cowboy]

CEMENT

DAS CONCH CRETE

BAY BEE

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

Why are the dial hands underneath the metal pin?

"I'm a security guard and I am tasked with doing rounds of mechanical rooms. I've been asked to look at these specific water pressure dials and examine whether the hands are stable and to inform the administration of the building if they are not. I noticed that two of the hands are underneath the metal pin on which they should rest if they were at zero. I'm very ignorant in plumbing, but is it supposed to be like this? Why is it like that? Doesn't it make the hand impossible to rise above 0 since it's blocked by that pin?"

[hawkeyedflame]

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

This is @hawkeyedflame and @supreme-leader-stoat fault

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Woe, thousands of strangers be upon ye

[ourqueenwanda]

My collection. Please lmk if yall have more I would love to expand.

[ds9vgrconfessions]

[yumykon]

Ghost Miku 👻

[armengoldira]

[alpha-beta-gamer]

Titanic: Project 401 allows you explore a jaw-droppingly authentic recreation of the RMS Titanic, from first class all the way down to the engine rooms.

Read More & Play The Alpha, Free (Windows)

[luckyhobbitsfoot]

Can't wait for the submersible DLC

[the-big-mood]

[depsidase]

[jelloapocalypse]

Loving the defense of "But slavery makes things cheaper 🥺" as if everyone didn't already know that. As if the main reason to enslave people was for the love of the game.

[isuggestrevolution]

my suggestion might include less chocolate, but it will be worth it

[anarchistmemedistro]

what is a little chocolate to the taste of freedom