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864000sec said: "Those are candies you idiot. "

"Candy that looks like coal? What do you take me for, a fool?" Why yes he does.

//Gomen for my inactivity on all accounts here. I've lost my motivation a little bit to log on here but I'M HOPING THAT WILL CHANGE SOON. Maybe i need a new muse to play with to help out but idk who to apply for ORZ

#ooc #i'm thinking izaya but then i'd actually have to finish drrrr

/tosses a stocking filled with coal

"Oh. This will be great for my firewood! Shall I roast your buttcheeks on an open fire?"

Without a care or a knock to signal his arrival, Chikage walked into the headmaster's office with a smirk on his face and a box in his hands. "Good evening headmaster. Or maybe Merry Christmas is more fitting yes?" The blond male gave an amused chuckle before setting the box on the other's desk and proceeding to sit down in one of the chairs. "I think my gift might be to your tastes." Chikage opened the box and revealed a nice and expensive looking Sake set, complete with the sake itself. "High quality sake for grown ups to indulge in yes?"

"Oh you are so getting a pay raise." Tonight they drink like kings!

okay so i have this knb dystopia!au where during some huge war the generation of miracles were actually japan's finest soldiers with powers that could literally change the world but little by little each member of the generation of miracles started to get affected by their status and power because yo man they're just kids. so like akashi becomes so consumed with his power that he wants more, and utimately wants to enslave japan--and possibly the world. Aomine becomes too powerful. realizes that his power is destructive and is perceived as a monster and even his own mother becomes afraid of him. so after many arguments the group disbands.

and kuroko wants nothing mroe to do with them. or with the power he has because he hurt someone really close to him with that power. but akashi is slowly gathering an army to take over indefinitely, and the only people who can take him down are the other generation of miracles

and then THEN KAGAMI FUCKING TAIGA DROPS IN FROM THE AMERICA. HE'S JUST FRESH INTO THE WAR AND HE HEARS ABOUT AKASHI AND WANTS TO STOP HIM AND TRIES TO GATHER EVERYONE TOGETHER BUT WAAAAAAIT

aomine is locked away in a prison, slowly losing his sanity

kuroko is trying ot live a normal life and doesn't want a part of it

midorima has left the country

kise is awol

and mura has joined up with akashi

idk man i think this would be a kind of cool fanfic that i wanna write IDK MAN

#ooc #knb #kuroko no basuke #ignore me okay #this muse isn't even in this fandom but hello

Waiting to receive all his wonderful Christmas presents from the student and staff~

#ch openposts

[10:28:14 PM] Broseidon: wreck it ralph

[10:28:20 PM] gindoki: YOU'RE WRONG IT'S COUGH SYRUP

[10:28:25 PM] gindoki: Wreck it ralph

[10:28:27 PM] gindoki: YOU KNOW WHAT SONG

[10:28:28 PM] gindoki: WOULD BE

[10:28:28 PM] gindoki: PERFECT

[10:28:31 PM] gindoki: FOR THAT MO VI E EE

[10:28:32 PM] gindoki: EHEM

[10:28:34 PM] Broseidon: WHAT

[10:28:36 PM] gindoki: I CAME I LIKE A WREEEECK IT RALPH

[10:28:37 PM] gindoki: ALSKFJSALF

[10:28:39 PM] Broseidon: ...

[10:28:42 PM] Broseidon: get the fuck out

[10:28:43 PM] Broseidon: NOW

[10:28:47 PM] gindoki: I'm post that on tumblr

#I CAN'T B R E A HT E

oni-samurai

{ ☾ } - “Oh?” Chikage raised an eyebrow at the bold statement as his lips twitched into an amused smirk. “I don’t think you’ll be a very great gift.” - { ☽ }

luxuriatque

"No. You're right. I'll be a wonderful gift. Thanks for that confidence boost~"

#OH BROOO #onisamurai

Clears throat and comes over the intercom. "Students of Charisma High! I have a huge Christmas tree with my name on it so don't forget to deliver my presents before the 25th! Thanks a bunch~"

#ch openposts

"Neither does your common sense, and I am not saying anything about that. Am I?"

"Because I'd fire you on the spot~"

"Don’t you dare."

"Whoops," Headmaster dropped photographs of Noiz is an embarrassing piece of underwear off the roof. "I dared."

"Can it fly? Can it breath underwater? Can it make you normal? Can it travel to Narnia and back?"

"... It seems as if I've hired a fruit loop as an educator. Narnia doesn't exist."

This needed to be shared with the world.

#/GRABS TENNIS RAUET #BECOMES THE PRINCE OF TENNIS

"That’s mine!”

"No I own everyone's virginity you hob knocker."

"Is that even legal? And possible? Cows are herbivores."

"Uh. My cow can do anything."

( `ิิ,д´ิ)

"English por favor~"

"I am going to say this only one time. You are crazy. We are in the middle of the city in December. How is the cow going to survive."

"Duh. I'll feed it some of the students. NBD." It was a joke. It was a joke.

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