" You said, 'Hey man, I love you, @lxke-its-dynxmite - Tumblr Blog

but NO fucking way.' "

independent au ask and roleplay blog for Whitty, also known as Shady, in which he's both a hitman and a bartender! ran by a fictive. crossover and oc friendly!

tw for ;; alcohol, murder

Shady

#friendly patron. ;; [promo]#fnf whitty

Well- I'm actually a version of a robot- its mass produced and all that-

And sure normal people could get us but tons of organizations really wanted a walking weapon-

As if they weren't already walking weapons-

But the place that made us gave us weapons and things to fight with and a way to make us immortal because of it--

And I was almost one step from being forced to work at TGG from it-

Luckily I glitched so they didn't take me because I was "unstable and could turn on them at any moment"

At least thats what I was told-

I dont really believe all of it but its all the info I have so- ^^"

- Shape anon

"...Ah. That's...Both interesting and rough- Sounds kinda like what happened with me, only I was made for a one time use sorta thing."

#strangers embrace. ;; [ask]#dark drinks. ;; [shady]#shape anon

ask-hazy-river

aight, announcement time:

we're gonna answer all the asks in the inboxes before putting the rp blogs on break. we just,, dont have the energy to run them anymore </3

#mod hours. ;; [ooc]

Like I know I was made for certain- people but it is really bad design

- Shape anon

"I...Should I even ask what kinda people? It is a very weird design though-"

#strangers embrace. ;; [ask]#dark drinks. ;; [shady]#shape anon

Probably will be! :]

And besides I only really die when my core explodes- Even then I can get uploaded into a new body

Basically I'm immortal- ^^"

But can still feel pain

I dont know why I was designed like this

- Shape anon

"I'm- Huh, that is...Definitely a very strange design-"

#strangers embrace. ;; [ask]#dark drinks. ;; [shady]#shape anon

I donno! :]

Only way to know is to get blown up- And even i dont want to take that chance-

- Shapes anon

"I'm- Yeah, that's fair. Hopefully you won't be around if I do end up exploding-"

#strangers embrace. ;; [ask]#dark drinks. ;; [shady]#shape anon

Let him sleep. Let them cuddle <3 -Rol

Sleepy cuddles...They are vibing <3

#strangers embrace. ;; [ask]#dark drinks. ;; [shady]#explosive puffball

Im a robot

The only thing that can hurt me is being dismantled- Viruses- Trojans- etc

Which is actually alot but still-

I dont think it would hurt me- ^^"

~ Shape anon

"...Would you not be affected if I literally exploded?-"

#strangers embrace. ;; [ask]#dark drinks. ;; [shady]#shape anon

Say that again and I'll torch your head :D

*she- is he joking or?

~ Shape anon

"I- Please don't, I don't wanna hurt you-"

#strangers embrace. ;; [ask]#dark drinks. ;; [shady]#shape anon

“You wanna lay down for a bit? I don’t mind if you need to recharge. I’ll be right here.” -Rol

"...Mm, that'd be nice." He kinda just. Slides to the floor, bringing Rol with him-

#strangers embrace. ;; [ask]#dark drinks. ;; [shady]#explosive puffball

Soft gentle pats.

“Anytime hun. Anytime.” <3 -Rol

He just smiles before leaning into her, sighing slightly. Tired bomb needs rest </3

#strangers embrace. ;; [ask]#dark drinks. ;; [shady]#explosive puffball

I'm not a person you met???

I'm not here im just a illusion /j /ref

- Shape anon

"I- Oh, that would explain why you're bein' nice to me-" He's joking. Kinda-

#strangers embrace. ;; [ask]#dark drinks. ;; [shady]#shape anon

I me-

You are not useless!

*he interrupted herself- weird-

Sorry- But-

Thank you for wondering i think-

~ Shape anon

He stares a bit in confusion before speaking, "Pfft, tell that to most of the people I meet- But no problem. It's natural for me to worry anyway-"

#strangers embrace. ;; [ask]#dark drinks. ;; [shady]#shape anon

Her cheeks flush slightly.

“Pffft alright.”

She smiles softly at him.

“Still. It’s gonna be ok.” -Rol

He smiles back, looking a bit brighter as he gently squeezed her tighter. "Mm...Thanks. You have...No idea how much I've been needing to hear that-"

#strangers embrace. ;; [ask]#dark drinks. ;; [shady]#explosive puffball

Her eyes soften more.

“You deserve the world . I don’t deserve you…” -Rol

"Hey now, I don't think I've heard a bigger lie-" His tone's lighthearted, but he gently kisses her forehead. "I feel like we'd stand here and just argue on it, so how 'bout we agree we both deserve each other?"

#strangers embrace. ;; [ask]#dark drinks. ;; [shady]#explosive puffball

I know-

And also-

Why were you wondering?

"I just wanted to know if I could do somethin' to help. I'm kinda useless but I can do some shit so-"

#strangers embrace. ;; [ask]#dark drinks. ;; [shady]#shape anon

Rol: What are you in the mood for?

Shady: World domination

Rol: That’s a bit ambitious

Shady: You are my world.

Rol: Aww…

Shady:

Rol:

Shady:

Rol: OH

(SGDOIDSJFDSOGISDJF LMAO- thats them </3)

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