Very Well Adjusted

Official online presence for the Los Pollos ABQ location 🐓NOT ANYMORE

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Lyle Harrison Thomas here. It seems you’ve decided to try and make some sort of joke about my sexual orientation. It might surprise you, but I am willing to forgive you for using homophobic remarks like this. If you wish to continue your mockery, so be it. However, you’ve already reached the point of no return and you’ll be punished no matter what. You can’t undo your words and actions once they’ve been set in stone, and you’ve set yourself on a path that you should have turned from long ago.

[your-fave-is-not-osha-approved]

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[kidkubrick]

@caterpillarhearts DOES LYLE KNOW????????

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Lies and slander. Maybe now that I’m gone :/

[petersarchive]

I remember when the food technicians fed me the scary weed inside really delicious brownies and I got so scared that I threw up like 3 times

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

lyle would you still love me if i was a worm.

Marshall. I loved you when you were a stick. Yes I would still love you as a worm.

[lydiarquayle]

ä̵̧̝̝̣̬̮̪͙͚̠̖̗̮͖̥̹͙́̓̃̂͘͝n̷̢̢̦̜̳̲̮̹̹̹̭̬̥̬̗͍͈͚͓͎͔͖͔̥͙̬̘͎͚̄̇̄̎̓̇̀͆̑̒̆̈́̅̑͛̈́̂̐̿͊̓͘͘͜͝͝͝ḑ̸̢̧̧͕͈̩̱̹͖̬͉͈̖̙̖̼͚̍̀̑̅̎̋͐̔͗̽̔̒̇͑̅̓͋̾̾̚̕͜͠ ̸̡̛̹̟̭̺̳͍̳̘͖̟̿̄̎͆̏͑̈́́́̾̐̓̓͌͂̀͆̽̎̓̿̍̂̆̔̑̽̇͊̌̌̄̽̕̕̚̕͝͝w̶̛̪̦̟̹̫̠͚͂̐̏͋͋̓̀̿̊̀̈́̓̀͋̔̆͑͠h̵̨̢̧̡̢̡͕̖̩̠̼͈̳̫̬̣͈̳̣͈̭̩̠͉͚̬͇̙̬̤̙̯̩̣̖̄́̅͒̈̋̏̇̋̌̕̚ͅa̵̡̧̢̛̛̛̞͉̜̻̟͙͖͕͇̪͔̬͍͕͎͖̥̳͗̅̈́̃̔͑͆̄͑̍̎͌́̆̀̽̾̈́͌̌̅͐̔̑̊́̔͒̀̾̕͝͝ţ̵̛͇͕̲̰̱̠̯̹̜̭̮͉̰̬͓̖͓͕̰̠̇͐̊͑̏̃͌́͒͛̅͋̒̽͗̈́̈́̊͗̔͋́̅̆̏͌̓̈̂̌̈́͘͠͝͠ ̵͓̻̇̊͛̑̋̌̿͌̄̐͊͝͝î̵̧̢̧̛̮̭̫̮̱̰͇̫͕̥͇̥̞̹̗̫̬̱̺̘̪͔͙̀̃̈̎̒͊̍̍̄͂̌̄̃̋̽̉͛̃͗̿̎̍̈͌́̊̽͊́̔̔́̎͘̕̕͝͝͠f̸̠͙̻̜͇̟̳͎̮͙̯̠̞̫͚̅̿͑̇͒̽̆́̀̇͘ͅ ̷̡͔͎̝͓̩̖͍͍̪̺̼̳̮͉̯̟̦̔͑͑̉̃̎I̷̡̨̢̨̢̦͔̯̝͙͚̖͇̼͍͎̝̟͓͍̖̼̙̩̣̻͈͈̟̳̲̭͎͖͕̗̠̲̊̈͆͂́̆͂͘͠ͅ ̶̢̞̥͙̇̈́̌̍͑̎̓̊́̃̇̉̉̒͑͗̓̍̈́̎̿́̂̀̊̂͌̈́͛̇͗͋͂̚̕͝͝͝ẅ̷̧̡̨̧̭̝̭̳̥͇͇͕̹̲̙̹̥̺͍̼̬̟̱͈̼̭̻̬͉̠̼͈͓́͛̓̅͑͊̑̓͑́̿̔͒͆̍̈́̃̂͊̄̓͗̽͒̃̃̈́̋̐̎͊̾̚͘̕̕͜͝͝ą̷̧̢̡̧̨̨͈̖̪̟̗̼̫͉͉̤͈̝̫͚͇̯̖͉̜̯̘̻͎̥̘͙̝͉̬̞͐͛͑͌͑̑̾̀̈̄ͅͅs̷̨̧̟̰͖̖̹̪̜͎͚̰̜̞̻̦͎͉̠̙̼͍͙͚̹͐̑̔͆́̇͑̍͆͋͛̈̈́ͅ ̶̧̘̯͕͓͍͉̤͙͓̬̣͚̭͉̘̥͚̼͉̩̲̲͙͓͙̙̦͔̱̞͈̝̼̦̟̝̗͕̃̈̈́̂́̈́͑̉͑̉̅͛̌̇̿͘͝é̵̺̮̟͖̭̺̦̖̤̗͉͚̙̖̖͇͓̘̰͈̲̤̼̥̯̯͎̲̥̣̳̖͓͆͑͘͜͜͜͝ͅͅv̴̧̢̢̛͍̜̳̗̦̻̗̺̙̮̱̗̰̜̤͔͉͈͈̯̾͗̐͐̒̃̎̊̽̆́̉͜͜ę̶̱̹͆͊͒̓r̶̡̡̰͕̬̘̣̪̖̦̞̩̲̝̝̟̻̩̜͇̼̘̣͉̝̤̙̖͖̦̓̉̓͛̓͐̃̈́̀͊̋̈́̇̀͂͋̇͝ͅy̴̧̨̢̢̨͙̩͇̩̮̬̜̩͉͉͙̣̟̹̹̝͇͍̹̳̦̻̻̤͙̠̺̝̩͓͍̓̋̓̆͐̏͗͆͜͝t̶̡̡͕̗͕͔̝͔̪̜͚̮͕̫̭̣̹̬̩̬̹̠̍̈́h̸̡̧̨̝̜̘̱̱̺̥͙̱̙͍̻̩̺̟̩̺̩̦̩̰͙̻̺̗̮͎̹͚̖̭̯̙͓̹̒̈͆̔̓̏̎͑͂̀̈̆̏͋̑̇̈́́͑͒̄͐͆͝ͅḯ̷̗̠̤̟̞̖̣̭͚͖̘͈̭͎̠̬̤͙̞̭̽̇̐͗̂͑̔̂̊̀̐͑̒̑́̄̊̀̕͝͠͝͝n̸̢̢̨̨̢̳̘͎͙̰̺̯͔̪̰̮̥̟̻͍̳̭̱̬̗͚̮͚̜͛̊̄̂́͌͐̄̂͊̆̉̕g̷̬̤̙͍͌͊̿̀̓̎̌͐̏͐ ̶̧̧̝̭̘̤̹͎͔̝̖̝̹̲͚͓̦͖͚͕̟̺̝͍̙̺̬̞͆̔̽̐̽͆̀̀͜͠͝a̵̳̟̺̬̝̟̫̗̺̞̠̘͍̬̎̽̒̎̐̃͌̉́͊̀̅̀͊̅̏͆̊́̃̎͘̚̕̕͝͝n̵̨̢̢̮̪͉͚͙̮̞̥͔͈͖̗̬̻͕̣̺̘̖͍͛̇̿͋̿͂̏͒͂̌͐̏̾̌̐̋̃̕̕̚̕ď̴̛͔͇̦͕̣̠̪̫̦̣͉̺͙̱͗̅̈́͊͑͑̃̈́̍͐̀͂͒̅̍̒̓̊͊͆̍͐̋̾̒͆̂̃̚͠͝͠͝ ̶̢̛͍̭̬̟͍̝̯̗͈̰̫͎͕̱̲͓̦̌͛̀̂́͛̃̾͂̚͝n̶̢̢̨̫̫͖͙̟͔̙̼̹̙̤̪̻̪̻͓͔̺̼̜͕͗̎͆o̶̢̧̘͖̯̘̞͕̥̱̖̬͈̦͎͖̠̖̼̥̻̰̭͓͇̝͓̝̬͚̩̱͍̹̖̭̤͈̘͙̝͕̓̿͋͂́̌̀̋́̈̚͝͠ͅt̵̢̛͎̘̜̯̥̹̘̼̲̻̲̣̲̬͙̫̟͇̼͇̰̠̭͓̓͊͌̈́̌̓͋̐͑̏̑̐̽̐̋̋̀̆̄̐̊͌͗̿̃̂̕͝͝͝ͅͅh̷̡̛̛̞̟͕̯̟̮̖͓͕̮̳̮̹͉̤̘̥̩̩̼̙̗͖̟͉̊̈́̅͛͗̉̆̓̄̈̾́͛́̊̇̏̀͛̇͗̋̈́̆̕͘̚̕͝͝͝͝ͅį̵̰̭͋̃̋̀̀̽͌̈́͗̀̃̃̊̔̚̕͝͝n̷̢̧̢̡̛͎̣̱͇̗̮̞̤͈͙͉̻̞̙̲̳̥͕͓͔̰͙̳͚̼̪͕̮̥͖̤̲̮̍̂͆̿̓̃́̀̈́̔̾̿͛̓́́̾́́̕͜͠͝ͅͅͅg̶̛͖͚̻̳͇͚͙̪̠̦͍͓̙̼̤̙̖̒̆͌̽͂̋̃̔̓͊̾͑̽̀͊͌͛̊̈́̓̄̾̋̿͊͊̒́́̊͐̐͒͗̈́̚̕̕̚͝ͅ ̶̻̜͈̣̝͚͍͋͆̅͐̈́́͆̿̉̿̑̀͛͑̄̒̀̓̓̄̑͑͊̈͗̔̐̈̔͗̐͆̇̀̆̿̃̈́̕̕͘͝t̵̨̧̡̛̛̛̩̤̟̞̥͎̺͚̩̙̮̙͎̮̱̘̥͇̒̓̈͒̀̉̓̍̐̔̍̾́̐͊̊̿̔̈́̎̆̑̇̍̈͆̽̚̚͘̚͝͠͝͝͠͝ẖ̸̡̨̡̧̧̨̢͉̗̤͕͕̻̠̹̲͓̝̻̱̯̯͉̞̖͕͇̮̋̂̆̾̔͑͌̇͋́̀̀̒̈́̂̉͛̈̃͂͌͆̃̿̉̉̓͛̽̚͘̕͜e̷̛̛͓̥̮͉̠͈̥̠̼̭̭̳̼̦̠͍̮̺͕̻̺͗͐̈́̀̇͒̓̄͌̔͑̓̌͂̒̃͐̋̈́̌̀́͛̿̑͗͑͗͗͊͋̈́̕̚͝͠ͅͅ ̴̢̡̛͍̪͔̪̹͖͔̪̻͎̳̱͎͓̞̘̭̝̦̘̩͈̪̜̜̣̮͌̊̌̎̈́̇̎̓̀́̃̅̒̋͊̎̐̔̃̊̇͋̎̈͂̀͛͐͋̊̀̈̀͌͑̎͗͘͘̕͠͝a̸̳̭͕̠͔̼̟̖̤͈̠̭̱̩̗͖̭͒̇́̀́̓̇͠͝i̶̧̡̡̨̛̺͎͓̟̰̘̩̰̟̟̮͔͎̜̪͙͕̣̗̖͓̊̉̍͛̉̓͋̀̿̈́̆̌̄͂͛͑͒͜ͅr̷̛͉̦͎̞̺̾͋͐̀͆̔̓̊͂̀͒̔̀͐̽̊͒̀̍̍̓̑̑̊̈̾̔̐̕̕͝͝ͅ ̵̡̡̨̧̛̹̯̮͕͙̥̻͇̥̟̠̲͚͓̦̰̹̟̟͐͑̏͐̍̅̑͊͆̈́̅͒͂̾̔̐̇̃͒̈́́̃͐̇̓̽̀̕̚͠͠͠ý̴̡̡̛̪̮͚͙͔̰͙̯̙̝̳͖͙̹̥͉̻̺̜͎̮̼̳̻̒̒͊̄̾͊͛̿̉͗̉̀͑̑̀́̆̄̎̈́̈́̓̄̄̇̀̂̽̋̏̑̔̃̿̑͘͝͝ơ̷̧̢̧̡̝͈̣̭̩̲̖͇̖̖̼̹̘̥̭̩̹̯̭̭͔̘̾̉̍̾̔͆̅͌̋̋̈́̆̀̾̓̀̅̒̈́͝ṳ̶̧̡̨͇̬̘̳̖̞͇̦̱͔̙͓̖͍̩͈̮̩͛̋͒̀͐̈́̄͌̾̾̽̈́̿̕͜ ̸̨̧̢̢̢̣͇͕̱͈͈͖͎̮̠͕̬̘̜̜̠͍̲̞̦͉͔͎̰̼̹̙͇̳͙̲̺̾͌̂̔ͅb̷̢̡̛͉̬̠̥̗̺̱̰̠͙̭͖͓̝̖̠͚̝̪͇̠̩̫͇̙̦̣̯̺͙̜͇̣̯̰̑̎̀̅̒͆͊̑̌̓̆̃̏͊̇͒͂͛́̂̇͗̿́̍̏̏̔̍́̽̚͝ŗ̸̼̤̠̎̌̓́ȩ̸̨̩̫̠̘̮͍̠͕͍̒͂̊̍̽̐̓̇͆̽̿̈́̏͗̀̌̃̔̌͐̿̂͋̓̂̾́̐̇͘̚͠͠ą̷̡̧̢̟̖͚̼̭̜̺̖̝͉̣̲̮͈͚̗͎̤̤̣̺̠͇͖͇̯̝̺̯͒͐̾̉̒̐̐́̓̈́̎̏̓͜ͅṭ̶̢̡̨̨̲̺̭͔̩̣̰̫̩͉̩̝̥͉̹̥̹̱̳͎̰͉̮͓͔̲̙̼͖̩̙͚͗͑͘͜ͅh̵̢̛̩̻̳̩̻̲̝͈̜̰͔̜̯̐̔͑̆̐̔̽͑̀̇̐̇̓̓̒̒̓̆̈́̑̾̎̈̔̄̎̀̈́̅̏̚̚͜͝e̴̡̛̛͍̦̺̟̲͙͕̞̻̯̘̼͓͍̥̹̳̘̭͕͇͇̻͚̘̬̖̤̍́̄̾́́͐͗̈́̃͆̅̈́̇̔̎͐̉̒͂̊̋͑̈́͌͐̐̆͊̔̂̚̕̚̕̕͠͝ͅͅ

[kidkubrick]

mom ur scaring me bro :(

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Mrs. Quayle????

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

lyle would you still love me if i was a worm.

Marshall. I loved you when you were a stick. Yes I would still love you as a worm.

[kidkubrick]

((damn i rlly hope harrison thomas never finds out abt the gimmick blogs bc that poor man is in for a fucking roller coaster ride if he does))

[inkybinkyboink]

happy howard hamlin has asthma thursday! howard just took his inhaler after spilling the very hot latte he made for cheryl all over his nice clean dress shirt.

[kidkubrick]

@lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd

baby can we adopt a coati

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Well, there’s definitely going to be some regulations, and we might have to apply for a permit, but maybe?? They are kind of cute.

[kidkubrick]

no its fine ive already brought one home he's in my backpack i found him in phils back yard

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

WHAT

[kidkubrick]

he looks a LOT like @the-brba-coati

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

He looks a lot like free RABIES!!! PUT HIM BACK!!

[kidkubrick]

NO :(

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

There are regulations for a reason!!!!

[kidkubrick]

lyle. honey. please explain to me how you're cool with committing arson, but when i bring the cutest little bugger home it's all of a sudden a bigger issue.

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Arson isn’t state regulated and enforced by a multitude of import agencies. Arson doesn’t require exotic vet vaccinations every three to five years. Arson doesn’t require paperwork. COATIES DO!!! These sorts of thing are in place for a reason!!!

[kidkubrick]

HE DOESNT NEED TO BE IMPORTED I FOUND HIM IN PHILS BACK YARD

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

AND THATS WIERD!!!!! What if he belongs to someone???!!! Even if he doesn’t, my vaccination point still stands. And what if he was brought here illegally, huh? What if they try to stick him in a zoo or something??

Oh… Well then…

I guess that would be bad. Worse than us taking him in, right? Even if it’s just for a while?

[kidkubrick]

@lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd

baby can we adopt a coati

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Well, there’s definitely going to be some regulations, and we might have to apply for a permit, but maybe?? They are kind of cute.

[kidkubrick]

no its fine ive already brought one home he's in my backpack i found him in phils back yard

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

WHAT

[kidkubrick]

he looks a LOT like @the-brba-coati

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

He looks a lot like free RABIES!!! PUT HIM BACK!!

[kidkubrick]

NO :(

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

There are regulations for a reason!!!!

[kidkubrick]

lyle. honey. please explain to me how you're cool with committing arson, but when i bring the cutest little bugger home it's all of a sudden a bigger issue.

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Arson isn’t state regulated and enforced by a multitude of import agencies. Arson doesn’t require exotic vet vaccinations every three to five years. Arson doesn’t require paperwork. COATIES DO!!! These sorts of thing are in place for a reason!!!

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

owie.

Just got bit. not by Marshall this time, so that’s good. But. Ouch.

[kidkubrick]

@lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd

baby can we adopt a coati

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Well, there’s definitely going to be some regulations, and we might have to apply for a permit, but maybe?? They are kind of cute.

[kidkubrick]

no its fine ive already brought one home he's in my backpack i found him in phils back yard

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

WHAT

[kidkubrick]

he looks a LOT like @the-brba-coati

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

He looks a lot like free RABIES!!! PUT HIM BACK!!

[kidkubrick]

NO :(

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

There are regulations for a reason!!!!

[kidkubrick]

@lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd

baby can we adopt a coati

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Well, there’s definitely going to be some regulations, and we might have to apply for a permit, but maybe?? They are kind of cute.

[kidkubrick]

no its fine ive already brought one home he's in my backpack i found him in phils back yard

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

WHAT

[kidkubrick]

he looks a LOT like @the-brba-coati

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

He looks a lot like free RABIES!!! PUT HIM BACK!!

[kidkubrick]

@lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd

baby can we adopt a coati

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Well, there’s definitely going to be some regulations, and we might have to apply for a permit, but maybe?? They are kind of cute.

[kidkubrick]

no its fine ive already brought one home he's in my backpack i found him in phils back yard

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

WHAT

[kidkubrick]

@lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd

baby can we adopt a coati

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Well, there’s definitely going to be some regulations, and we might have to apply for a permit, but maybe?? They are kind of cute.

[petersarchive]

Burning down the entirety of Madrigal's headquarters.... And for what? Sadistic pleasure? Undeserved hatred towards me? Pity for a dead man who deserves less than such?

Whatever it may be, I find it both disgusting and improper. If you really wished for divine punishment upon me, then you should have thought about it before choosing such an easy option.

It's shameful.

[kidkubrick]

BRUH DID HE GET OUT

LYLE WHAT DID WE MISS

[petersarchive]

I escaped, yes. With only minor burns to my suit. (My taste of clothing is quite expensive, even though I have the money to practically purchase whatever I please.) I was directed by my secretary and a few other associates to somewhere safe.

Did you not expect me to get out?

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Oh darn.

[kidkubrick]

what r u thinking bbg bestie 👀👀👀

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Well, he seems quite an annoying little fellow. If by hypothetically was to disappear, how much would he be missed? Purely hypothetically, of course.

[kidkubrick]

not very much. hypothetically, obviously.

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

It’s just rather rude to not go down with your headquarters. Nobodies got any loyalty to their business anymore, if he truly was a good businessman he would have stayed inside.

[petersarchive]

You say such untruths with such authority. It intrigues me how tight that cranial blindfold must be on that brain of yours. I'm surprised you can still speak clearly.

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Count your hours left on this miserable planet, bitchboy.

Yours disrespectfully,

Lyle

[petersarchive]

Vulgar, too? You really are quite the character.

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Boo hoo :(

[petersarchive]

Why are you faking a cry? Does the knowledge that I am blessed with impunity from your attempts at my life make you weep? Does the fact that you will have to return to your life as a jobless delinquent while I keep on growing make your stomach sick with rage? Or is it the amendment that you are in powerless to stop me from said growth?

What is it boy? Tell me.

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

What are you talking about old man???!??!??

[petersarchive]

You know what I am talking about. Use the remaining parts of your brain which have not been turnt into a pale pink mush, damn it!

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Nah 👍

[petersarchive]

Burning down the entirety of Madrigal's headquarters.... And for what? Sadistic pleasure? Undeserved hatred towards me? Pity for a dead man who deserves less than such?

Whatever it may be, I find it both disgusting and improper. If you really wished for divine punishment upon me, then you should have thought about it before choosing such an easy option.

It's shameful.

[kidkubrick]

BRUH DID HE GET OUT

LYLE WHAT DID WE MISS

[petersarchive]

I escaped, yes. With only minor burns to my suit. (My taste of clothing is quite expensive, even though I have the money to practically purchase whatever I please.) I was directed by my secretary and a few other associates to somewhere safe.

Did you not expect me to get out?

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Oh darn.

[kidkubrick]

what r u thinking bbg bestie 👀👀👀

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Well, he seems quite an annoying little fellow. If by hypothetically was to disappear, how much would he be missed? Purely hypothetically, of course.

[kidkubrick]

not very much. hypothetically, obviously.

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

It’s just rather rude to not go down with your headquarters. Nobodies got any loyalty to their business anymore, if he truly was a good businessman he would have stayed inside.

[petersarchive]

You say such untruths with such authority. It intrigues me how tight that cranial blindfold must be on that brain of yours. I'm surprised you can still speak clearly.

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Count your hours left on this miserable planet, bitchboy.

Yours disrespectfully,

Lyle

[petersarchive]

Vulgar, too? You really are quite the character.

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Boo hoo :(

[petersarchive]

Why are you faking a cry? Does the knowledge that I am blessed with impunity from your attempts at my life make you weep? Does the fact that you will have to return to your life as a jobless delinquent while I keep on growing make your stomach sick with rage? Or is it the amendment that you are in powerless to stop me from said growth?

What is it boy? Tell me.

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

What are you talking about old man???!??!??

[petersarchive]

Burning down the entirety of Madrigal's headquarters.... And for what? Sadistic pleasure? Undeserved hatred towards me? Pity for a dead man who deserves less than such?

Whatever it may be, I find it both disgusting and improper. If you really wished for divine punishment upon me, then you should have thought about it before choosing such an easy option.

It's shameful.

[kidkubrick]

BRUH DID HE GET OUT

LYLE WHAT DID WE MISS

[petersarchive]

I escaped, yes. With only minor burns to my suit. (My taste of clothing is quite expensive, even though I have the money to practically purchase whatever I please.) I was directed by my secretary and a few other associates to somewhere safe.

Did you not expect me to get out?

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Oh darn.

[kidkubrick]

what r u thinking bbg bestie 👀👀👀

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Well, he seems quite an annoying little fellow. If by hypothetically was to disappear, how much would he be missed? Purely hypothetically, of course.

[kidkubrick]

not very much. hypothetically, obviously.

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

It’s just rather rude to not go down with your headquarters. Nobodies got any loyalty to their business anymore, if he truly was a good businessman he would have stayed inside.

[petersarchive]

You say such untruths with such authority. It intrigues me how tight that cranial blindfold must be on that brain of yours. I'm surprised you can still speak clearly.

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Count your hours left on this miserable planet, bitchboy.

Yours disrespectfully,

Lyle

[petersarchive]

Vulgar, too? You really are quite the character.

[lylepenismanharrisonthomasthe3rd]

Boo hoo :(