lied & told my yr 12 english teacher i read 1984

[theauspolchronicles]

Lyle Shelton, known asshole, decided the best use of his time was to hang out with known asshole organisation the Proud Boys, and defend them against being labelled as white supremacists while they make white supremacist coded hand signals in the photo. Lyle has never been a very smart person but this is a new low for continuing his practice of being wrong… 

[lyleshelton]

okay I can’t believe I have to keep correcting you PC cucks on how to refer to these politically-minded young men?? why don’t you just call them what they want to be called? have a little respect. the Proud Boys are top blokes who align really well with the core christian values I have built my whole ethos around, like peace and compassion, and avoiding the sins of greed, envy, lust, sloth, wrath, gluttony and that other one

[theauspolchronicles]

Lyle Shelton retweeted Andrew Bolt’s article defending convicted sex offender George Pell.

Which means Lyle “think of the children” Shelton supports a convicted sexual abuser of children.

Lyle Shelton supports a pedophile.

Lyle Shelton was a vocal No campaigner during the plebiscite and said a lot of vile things about the LGBT+ community.

Lyle Shelton is a piece of shit!

Lyle Shelton’s politics continues to be that of doing whatever harms others - including, but not limited to, supporting a pedophile convicted of historical sex offences.

[lyleshelton]

well look we can’t always be “protecting” “children” from everything! time to lose the bubble wrap, snowflakes. a little sexual abuse builds character, right? it’s like jesus said: let the children suffer

and at least they weren’t subjected to anything really awful, like being raised by two dads

[lyleshelton]

that’s right my loyal shelfans, i’m headed back to queensland to throw my hat into the political ring. i look forward to winning a seat in australia’s florida, where the only way for a conservative politician to lose is to combine obvious ineptitude with whatever the exact opposite of charisma is. yes, it will be an uphill battle but i’ve started practising smiling in the mirror each morning (right side is coming along well, left side is still a little twitchy) and tony abbott’s promised to lend me his copy of australian politics for dummies so i’m a triple threat now.

pm me your support and also if anyone knows how to kickstart the gerrymandering process i’d appreciate your advice.

[newtownwife]

because us australians love ignoring our past so we can feel good about our patriotism heres a nice piece of trivia we didn’t get taught in high school

the literal first act ever passed by our federal government was the Immigration Restriction Act, it was the cornerstone of the white Australia policy :) youre welcome :) 

[lyleshelton]

look, i don’t know why you need to try to shame us patriots. it’s very scary when people you don’t know come to your country. what if, god forbid, they decide it’s their country now, declare it terra nullius, and begin a violent occupation? we can’t risk associating with people who might try to destroy cultural heritage and seize lands for themselves. that’s not the australian way. :(

[lyleshelton]

fellow No campaigners, see above for an example of our latest strategy in action. i call it “a loser says ‘what? could you please elaborate on your claims?’” and, as evidenced by my use here, it’s 100% foolproof

after all, what better way to discredit the Yes campaign than by equating asking for explanation of an argument to agreeing with the premise? in my mind this is extremely sound logic, so best of luck to those left-wingers as they try to pick it apart!

[lyleshelton]

can i get some help on this crossword please

[lyleshelton]

rip he was deactivated b4 his time