Lyra

Want some Holy Moly?

[lyras-holy-moly]

Intro Post!

My name is Lyra!

My father is Hermes (@dawlingsitshermes)

I am the god of apothecary work so if you need a remedy or something else plant related I’ve probably got it!

I can conjure moly whenever I want wherever I want which comes in handy

My closest friend is @te-le-ma-chussssssss

@apollo-is-appalled is in some relationship with Telemarketer (They somehow have a daughter with Ares don’t even ask me how that happened idk) and hates my dad for some weird reason

I get told I’m just like my dad a lot and I can see why

Anyway ask away Dawlings!

(This will be updated as I develop more lore)

[lyras-holy-moly]

Here’s a dramatic reenactment of how I used to play dolls with my dad when I was younger:

[lyras-holy-moly]

You know what? It’s pride month!

I DON’T LIKE ANY OF YOU LIKE THAT!

(Mod here!: This totally wasn’t my way of showing that Lyra was aroace without just flat out saying it in the bio or smth idk what you’re talking abt)

[apollo-is-appalled]

HOI! I’m temmie

Who?

((for a second I thought you called him a ho))

[lyras-holy-moly]

Oh gods you are so out of touch, uncle. Whatever that dog-cat thing is, it’s from a modern game called “Undertale”.

(Mod here!: I haven’t checked on my tumblr for so long I forgot I had the app T_T)

[sofia-the-little-wolf]

Lord Apollo just ran into a wall and my father and Lord Hermes are laughing so hard that I am now being babysat by Lady Lyra until they calm down.

@lyras-holy-moly

[lyras-holy-moly]

…Want some moly, kid? (Don’t tell your dad)

[sofia-the-little-wolf]

Ooh, okay.

[lyras-holy-moly]

*Makes a flower out of thin air* okay here, just remember to not tell your dad and use the power wisely…by that I mean I don’t care what you do with it just don’t die, your dad(s) will cry

[sofia-the-little-wolf]

Two of them would. I doubt Lord Ares would mind. I find it likely he'd rather try again to make a warrior not raised by Lord Apollo.

[lyras-holy-moly]

(Mod here: I accidentally posted the original to the wrong blog oops)

That’s fair I wouldn’t want a kid with Apollo either unless it was you. You’re lucky you look like Telemachus because Apollo is… You know I’d rather not state my opinion this close to him especially after he ran into a wall

[sofia-the-little-wolf]

He's too busy being mad at Lord Hermes and my father to hear. Let me hear it.

[lyras-holy-moly]

It’s nothing you haven’t heard from my father, Apollo just sucks in general. Though he does say “I’ve been brainwashed by my dad”.

[sofia-the-little-wolf]

Kind of rude to say to his daughter but okay.

[lyras-holy-moly]

No I… I didn’t mean it like that. You’re not much like him, you’re a lot more like Telemachus which makes you a lot more likable.

[sofia-the-little-wolf]

Lord Apollo just ran into a wall and my father and Lord Hermes are laughing so hard that I am now being babysat by Lady Lyra until they calm down.

@lyras-holy-moly

[lyras-holy-moly]

…Want some moly, kid? (Don’t tell your dad)

[sofia-the-little-wolf]

Ooh, okay.

[lyras-holy-moly]

*Makes a flower out of thin air* okay here, just remember to not tell your dad and use the power wisely…by that I mean I don’t care what you do with it just don’t die, your dad(s) will cry

[sofia-the-little-wolf]

Two of them would. I doubt Lord Ares would mind. I find it likely he'd rather try again to make a warrior not raised by Lord Apollo.

[lyras-holy-moly]

(Mod here: I accidentally posted the original to the wrong blog oops)

That’s fair I wouldn’t want a kid with Apollo either unless it was you. You’re lucky you look like Telemachus because Apollo is… You know I’d rather not state my opinion this close to him especially after he ran into a wall

[sofia-the-little-wolf]

He's too busy being mad at Lord Hermes and my father to hear. Let me hear it.

[lyras-holy-moly]

It’s nothing you haven’t heard from my father, Apollo just sucks in general. Though he does say “I’ve been brainwashed by my dad”.

[sofia-the-little-wolf]

Lord Apollo just ran into a wall and my father and Lord Hermes are laughing so hard that I am now being babysat by Lady Lyra until they calm down.

@lyras-holy-moly

[lyras-holy-moly]

…Want some moly, kid? (Don’t tell your dad)

[sofia-the-little-wolf]

Ooh, okay.

[lyras-holy-moly]

*Makes a flower out of thin air* okay here, just remember to not tell your dad and use the power wisely…by that I mean I don’t care what you do with it just don’t die, your dad(s) will cry

[sofia-the-little-wolf]

Two of them would. I doubt Lord Ares would mind. I find it likely he'd rather try again to make a warrior not raised by Lord Apollo.

[lyras-holy-moly]

(Mod here: I accidentally posted the original to the wrong blog oops)

That’s fair I wouldn’t want a kid with Apollo either unless it was you. You’re lucky you look like Telemachus because Apollo is… You know I’d rather not state my opinion this close to him especially after he ran into a wall

[sofia-the-little-wolf]

Lord Apollo just ran into a wall and my father and Lord Hermes are laughing so hard that I am now being babysat by Lady Lyra until they calm down.

@lyras-holy-moly

[lyras-holy-moly]

…Want some moly, kid? (Don’t tell your dad)

[sofia-the-little-wolf]

Ooh, okay.

[lyras-holy-moly]

*Makes a flower out of thin air* okay here, just remember to not tell your dad and use the power wisely…by that I mean I don’t care what you do with it just don’t die, your dad(s) will cry

[sofia-the-little-wolf]

Lord Apollo just ran into a wall and my father and Lord Hermes are laughing so hard that I am now being babysat by Lady Lyra until they calm down.

@lyras-holy-moly

[lyras-holy-moly]

…Want some moly, kid? (Don’t tell your dad)

[apollo-is-appalled]

Hear me out, I go with my dad to the underworld when he helps souls and give Nameless moly. Then he might be able to get out using the power from it (I’m way too invested in the yaoi)

-Lyra🌼

Don't drug him!

[lyras-holy-moly]

Moly isn’t a drug by normal standards! It may be drug like, yes, but it gives the consumer god-like abilities (like being able to withstand enchantments among other things) and it might just be able to help nameless out of the underworld (I’m surprised my dad hasn’t used this method to get Tiresias out of the underworld yet if I’m honest)

[lyras-holy-moly]

I’ve heard some modern mortals say me and my dad’s accent is from somewhere called Britain? (I hope I typed that right) and I don’t know where that is, could someone tell me? Is it in Greece?

[apollo-is-appalled]

okay everyone! Time to start the plant transforming spell! But first, tie Apollo to the ceiling fan!

No! Non! Нет! Nein! Nuh-uh! No!

[lyras-holy-moly]

HECK YEAH!!!!

[apollo-is-appalled]

I’ll tell Demeter it was a false alarm if you tell me why you hate my dad so much~

-Lyra🌼

Because he always calls me a knock-off of him! It gets on my nerves! I hate him because he hates me!

[lyras-holy-moly]

Well have you tried family therapy? (Actually our whole family could probably use that)