Down the Rabbit Hole

I play roller derby. I'm not gay, I'm sexually attracted to queer people. We're all mad here.

[m-e-r-m-a-i-d-y]

The owner of Amazon should save the Amazon.

Soad

[m-e-r-m-a-i-d-y]

I’m high in an airport

So I took an edible and it hit me right as I was going through TSA. I just witnessed two women doing their hair and makeup in airport bathrooms. One was curling her hair and mentioned she was going to Hawaii. Girl, you know how humid Hawaii is? Your curls are gonna deflate in like .02 seconds.

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[vampire-crimson]

what the actual fuck

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Men don’t know women can pee

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

[garbashians-deactivated20171116]

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

[m-e-r-m-a-i-d-y]

Double fistin' forever 💫

[m-e-r-m-a-i-d-y]

Hella Gay 4 this one 🌈

[m-e-r-m-a-i-d-y]

"Can you put the window to be allowing the wind."

Soad

[m-e-r-m-a-i-d-y]

Somehow I became an adult who can afford goat cheese. But I'm also a stoner who eats it with cheese it’s.

[awwww-cute]

If he was a human, he’d be a model (Source: http://ift.tt/2oMotOs)

[sizvideos]

[posts-that-only-suck-a-little]

i’ll take it

[gerrycanavan]

 I’m afraid of Americans

[lindsayribar]

This is super real.

[justgot1]

Completely accurate.

[smartass-stripper]

Yup.

[h4rv4rd-deactivated20160622]

[m-e-r-m-a-i-d-y]

Preparing for surgery by hitting up every dispensary in town for their 4/20 deals.

[m-e-r-m-a-i-d-y]

I'm hanging out with my burnout friends from high school and it's fucking weird because all of their brains are completely fried and I don't relate to them AT ALL anymore.

[staythatswhatimeanttosay]

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

[toopaletofunction]

with liberty and justice for some 

[whatsupd0c-deactivated20161025]

Amen

[221cbakerstreet]

Not all men

[songbeechahlay-deactivated20260]

Scottish women of the Highland Games–kicking ass, wearing kilts and making you swoon. 

[thefrozenrose-deactivated201807]

@opalescent-potato this has you written all over it

[opalescent-potato]

Seriously, life goals or wife goals? I can’t decide.

[thejollywriter]

wtf even is Scotland

[thebibliosphere]

Braw.

[m-e-r-m-a-i-d-y]

What I say: My legs are lobsters

What you think I mean: My legs are sunburned very badly

What I really mean: I am harboring crimson sea creatures within my pantaloons. snip snip

[fullmetaljackit]

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes