[lovelyirony]

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

[peraltiago-s]

jake peralta in every season 6 episode (✿◠‿◠)

[just-shower-thoughts]

doors are just parts of the wall that you can turn on and off

[maisonsblanches]

[swift-enchanted-deactivated2024]

But we were in screaming colour… @taylorswift

[centralperksource]

[ledger-heath]

Magic, madness, heaven, sin

[imovedtomynewblog-deactivated20]

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE HAS BEEN RENEWED FOR SEASON 7

[dailyb99]

[adreamoflemons-archive-deactiva]

roses are red 

amy has a binder

how dare you detective diaz

I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER

[just-shower-thoughts]

People who step up 2 stairs at a time are both active and lazy.

[quatara]

i never understood it when bullies would be like “im gonna beat you up. meet me outside at 3” just dont go

[florhalmist]

[phlorence]

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[andallshallbewell]

[lovingrot]

if i were dating you. well, heh. let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called ‘horses’ anymore.

hey what the fuck does this mean

[lovingrot]

im shaking what does this mean

[delicatelytoobear]

[clubpenguindoneright]