Vampire Lover

~Main Account~ 24, She/Her

[owochimauwu]

yeah

[nxctern]

this poor boy

[theylovevenus]

We all know abt possessive Naruto but what abt jealous Sasuke (and they’re both girls ⁉️🤯)

[bratboymolloy]

alright y’all i have deciphered almost 2 full paragraphs of this so here we go:

[important-animal-images]

[nudityandnerdery]

New cosmology dropped, we know what's underneath the turtle now!

[doxiedreg]

@a-book-of-creatures

[whumpmancer]

Whump scenario: A villain working for a powerful entity who puts a magical brand on him - the more time it takes him to bring the entity's plan to fruition, the more the brand burns.

The party fighting the villain would begin to notice that he becomes more desperate and angry each time they interfere with his plans. Each time they see him, he looks just a bit thinner, the shadows under his eyes darker. Finally, when they deliver a blow that could crush his plans for good, he breaks down. There's denial at first, but surprisingly little anger. He has no more fight left in him - the pain becomes so overwhelming he just wants it all to stop.

With the discovery of the brand, deciding his fate proves to be not as straightforward as the party had expected.

[c3po]

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

[effemimaniac]

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

[hibiscus-sweetie]

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all of you ✨

[sennamaticart]

Oscar's Interview

[bedupolker]

It's hard being a single mom of four to eight kids (she's bad at math)

Also self imposed design challenge to design an infant rodent that doesn't look like eraserhead baby

[picatchu]

[foxpopvli]

Generational differences!

[zizzlearts]

[wrr000]

dont listen to him guys hes bob gray

[vivemonroi]

I like to think that IT gained its sassy and bitchy personality from Bob Gray, because in 1908 IT acted emotionless, as if it didn’t quite understand humans yet—

but after consuming Pennywise… ooh, it started the whole trolling/rage-baiting campaign against everyone in town

Bro went from “I can’t find my parents. will you help me find them.” to “WHAT’S THE MATTER? DO I HAVE FACE ON MY FACE??”

[zizzlearts]

Ngl, i need to see pennwyise interacting with danny xD (+ hallorann of course)

NOT on Dick’s watch

[pigeon-princess]

Murray Mag'Nesson💎She's a hoot and a half! Don't forget that you have a thesis due at the end of the semester!