žan valžan

. Umelecká inštelácia . .on/ono . .Sex? Nie, radšej knihu! . . .budte na mňa milučký som jemnučičký a krehučičký .

[apolladay]

No more cuddles or no more sex? No nuance

no more cuddles

no more sex

Voting ended onMay 4

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[adhdwerewolfgf]

i cannot begin to explain the emotions i feel every day knowing that this post i made in the middle of playing tf2 when i was 16 is going to be the one thing of mine that has made the largest impact on the world by a fucking mile

[sunshinetheinspiration]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[croakerverse-lore]

Lore fact: The Muppet Joker ( untagged ) has just released new, “evil pronouns.” Only we were told what those were, and we are not telling you.

For your safety.

[the-muppet-joker]

WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY SECRET EVIL PRONOUNS????

[mustr-delikventu]

Čím víc novinek o "skvělé nové AI" slyším, tím víc se ze mě stává starý Šebek

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

do any other mammals have faces as flat as ours or is that an us thing

[femininefreyanyctophile]

think we are pretty unique with that and our build in general. like most mammals are somewhat rotund and usually longer than tall or wide. we are built like a blade of grass

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

honestly we might be unique for vertebrates in general.

someone brought up owls, but…

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

now THERE’S and interesting contender

still not as flat as a human face, but the amount that the jaws sink in is wild

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

bowheads are at least on-par

[fluoritegalaxy]

Persian cats are pretty flat.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

still not nearly as flat

how the fuck do we breathe

[featherywingss]

I hate to do this but

Persian cat seems pretty flat

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

well, almost every skull is flat if you’re gonna rotate it that way

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[apolladay]

which of these typicaly sweet foods would you be least comfortable eating the savory variant of?

pancakes/waffles

gummy candy

swiss roll

ice cream

jello/gelanite/jelly/pudding

pie

i dont eat food /idk what flavours are

which of these typicaly sweet foods would you be least comfortable eating the savory variant of?

pancakes/waffles

gummy candy

swiss roll

ice cream

jello/gelanite/jelly/pudding

pie

i dont eat food /idk what flavours are

Voting ended onApr 21

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[pukicho]

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

[thefoxboy]

@evilwizard

[evilwizard]

don’t involve me in this…

[kilgarraghforever]

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[sinnamonvoid]

Clearly what you all meant to say was @the-muppet-joker

[the-muppet-joker]

[bevsi]

I can draw whatever I want

[miss-mollys-ballet-blog]

It blows my mind people still claim not to know Gerard’s political views when he has CONSISTENTLY since the very beginning of My Chem said stuff like this. He was a girl dad before he was a dad!!!

[sharpen-up-your-teeth]

I dont even care that im spamming these gifs & blinkies, more to come dont even worry bc this is my new obsession

[machovy-zan]

Všetko najlepšie k narodeninám Gerardovy Cestovy!!! (ak neviete kto to je vypadnite odtialto !! )

[desivyhumr]

Nejikoničtější datová postupka

8. 4. – muah

9. 4. – G. Way

10. 4. (98)

[lonelyroommp3]

literally how i feel after one 20 degree april day

[krtek-daily]

[lilmisa]

Mám teorii....zatím všichni nemíchači krupicové kaše, jež jsem poznal jsou zástupci levice, zatímco míchači v mém okolí jsou v naprosté většině velice konzervativní....

Takže to samozřejmě potřebuju ověřit :

jsem levičáckej nemíchač (same)

jsem nemíchač, ale v konzervě (co tuděláš,tadyjsouvšichniteplí)

jsem zástupce levicových míchačů (nenič mi statistiku pls)

jsem míchačský obdivovatel okia tokamury(dva zločiny najednou, styď se)

rumový extrakt/nepapám kašičku/Michale mrdá ti??/

Voting ended onApr 14

[lgbtqiatext]

[machovy-zan]

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