intro post
hi i’m mac and i this is now my personal account that i’m gonna put on my main accounts intro post but not directly give to people cuz yall don’t need to know everything about me unless i allow it. bow.
name: mac, short for machine gun learning
age: young enough to still have whimsy, old enough to hope it lasts
pronouns: i really dont care. you could call me a slur if you want.
sexuality: i’m bi because i watched the force awakens as a kid and daisy ridley is LASJAHKADGAKSJ
gender: my gender is whatever is gonna confuse the person in front of me the most (i’m fluid)
favorite color: green
social security number: 9/11 (ooh look at me i made a 9/11 joke im edgy)
opinions on tentacles: i always read tentacles as testicles, and theyre both slimy so not great.
favorite piece of physical media i own: a snl “best of adam sandler” dvd that i stole from my dad
favorite animal class: reptiles
crossy road kill count: at least 204,720
find me on other blogs. do not find me in person
my main: @zombiegrains
the account i give out to irls: @macs-evasion
