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Only might? I suppose I’ll have to figure out a way to improve my performance then.

#I could always provide both #Which kind of food would you prefer?#Thanksgiving leftovers #Taco Bell #A mix of both?

I might miss the best food day of the year because the doc reopened the wound when taking out my stitches.

My abilities aren’t quite at full capacity yet, but I can probably heal those stitches to a standard where you’d no longer be confined to bed rest.

#If you'd prefer company though #I can provide that too #And suitably oleaginous food

Trial and error it is.

#Perhaps not after #But that instant of betrayal #Would utterly sour any fleeting relationship that could've been

Excellent. So approximately how much garlic is it relatively safe to work with here?

#Its easy to say that now #But after you'd been assassinated by it #It may completely ruin pizza for you #Your relationship with pizza might never recover from it

[SMS: Hobbit] Long story short, I ensured both of my boyfriends would survive the fight. Myself being the price paid for that assurance didn’t sit with either of them particularly well. I don’t regret my choices though.

Does this mean you’ll test this hypothesis then?

#If I wished to assassinate you #I'd use something far more elaborate than pizza to eradicate you with

[SMS: Hobbit] I made some choices in the final confrontation with the Reaper. My boyfriends didn’t necessarily approve of those choices.

[SMS: Hobbit] I’ll see you soon then Chris.

I assumed I’d be there to heal any damage done yes.

#I don't intend to assassinate you via pizza Matt

You were the one who claimed a little garlic infusion wouldn’t kill you. I’m simply suggesting you partially maim yourself for one.

#It's certainly worth asking at the very least

Perhaps you should test that hypothesis sometime, isolate the garlic infused food from a garlic-free alternative.

#I'll be sure to ask then #I know of a few places that offer gluten free bases upon request

I’m guessing you have to avoid certain pizza places then? Or do you just explain a severe garlic allergy when ordering from them? Can you actually process tiny doses of it before it becomes a problem?

#I believe you could be right #I'll definitely be needing that address then

The food of love. Cheesy, gooey, as deep as a deep-dish love.

#You could always give me directions to fetch the pizza from

[SMS: Hobbit] The reasons behind me being unable to resolve it sooner, regardless, I’ve been told weren’t my most intelligent ones either.

Pizza is pretty good... And I can’t particularly judge you for doing something reckless in the name of love.

#If it's pizza good enough to risk death for #I don't doubt it

[SMS: Hobbit] I can imagine. I apologize for not being able to resolve this issue sooner.

It does beg the question why you thought risking your presence in an area containing large multitudes of garlic was a good idea in the first place...

#There's always take out #Most places let you order online

[SMS: Hobbit] So similar to the average person’s response to illness then? The more physically vulnerable you are, the more susceptible you become.

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