Doc

[uomo-accattivante]

Il materiale di origine: @vincentperella (Instagram) / “Mom and dad 🙈”

[messrmoonyy]

Elvira lind via Instagram 26/12/22

[stimul1-deactivated20210515]

[maddoxlahey]

backupbitches‌:

Are you asking me to date you? This is a little unexpected. We’re just getting to know each other. It’s highly inappropriate. 

Am I moving too fast?

[maddoxlahey]

backupbitches‌:

I can’t break girl code. 

What about... dating code?

[maddoxlahey]

backupbitches‌:

Maybe I’ll call her and see if she wants to get food tomorrow. 

You should. Then come back and fill me in but don’t tell her you filled me in. 

[maddoxlahey]

backupbitches‌:

A guy? What guy? I didn’t know about a guy. 

Some guy she was hanging out with in the summer, I don’t know who. 

Jane isn’t like Ian. She doesn’t like telling me when she dates or whatever. I think she’d rather talk to Gigi or you about that. 

[maddoxlahey]

backupbitches‌:

Maybe we should send her a care package. 

Something happened with a guy. Or so Ian says. 

[maddoxlahey]

backupbitches‌:

I have been smelling it on her a lot more lately. Unless I’ve turned into a blood hound, I’ve heard that happens.

You’re turning into a bloodhound which means I’m setting new rules for when Jane comes over. 

She’s also been bummed though, so that could be it. 

[maddoxlahey]

backupbitches‌:

Maybe I’ll let her help with names then. 

Make sure she’s not stoned when you ask her. 

[maddoxlahey]

backupbitches‌:

Have you been listening to Harry Styles? 

I had a teenage daughter. I’m with it. 

[maddoxlahey]

backupbitches‌:

Mango and Kiwi? 

What are we, a Harry Styles album?

[maddoxlahey]

gaul-wren‌:

I’m good on the talk.

You got enough to worry about anyway, according to G.

Very thoughtful coming from someone who doesn’t want to bother with me. 

If you’re good on the talk, I have no other reason to be here. I’ll leave you to your own thing. 

[maddoxlahey]

backupbitches‌:

Don’t make me picture that. 

We’d need to find two more fruit names. 

[maddoxlahey]

gaul-wren‌:

You don’t want a talk you want absolution. You want to know how I feel about you because you are bothered by the idea of me hating you.

I made a promise to someone that I’m not gonna waste my time hating people who don’t give me a second thought. So if that’s your concern, don’t worry about it buddy.

I’m here because I wanted to know if there was a way we could talk it out, and yes, figure out how you feel about me because we never talked about it. 

But if that’s what you want, that’s your prerogative and I won’t worry about it. 

[maddoxlahey]

backupbitches‌:

I do have triplet brothers. I don’t know the scientific odds, but I’d say they were there. 

If you think you’re round now... 

[maddoxlahey]

backupbitches‌:

We’re lucky, because that was an option. That’s why I was never sure about kids. I didn’t want to run the risk of triplets. 

We could have ended up with triplets?