WELCOME, WAYWARD SINNERS!

THE RADIO DEMON—ON AIR! NOW IN THE FORM OF AN INFERIOR MEDIUM!

[made-for-radio]

SALUTATIONS!

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL!

Now, I know what you're all thinking . . .

"HAS THE RADIO DEMON SUCCUMBED TO THE

BRAIN-ROTTING DROLL OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY?"

And what a DARLING notion that is—! ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ A clever little question indeed.

But rest assured‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ —Dear Readers— ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ That my Faithful Heart will ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ FOREVER belong to RADIO!

It is, after all, the proper medium to express oneself. ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎Regrettably, a few of our friends here at . . .‎ ‎

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ —The Hazbin Hotel ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ( I named it ! ) ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎nonetheless INSISTED I subject myself to the ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎dreadfully-repulsive world of modern technology. ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ So—why not!?—I said to myself.

Let's Indulge Our Friends, ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎And Entertain Ourselves In The Process!

This medium of theirs provides SUCH a wealth of information, after all; Wretched Souls carelessly sharing away every little thought in their mind, every shameful, ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ embarrassing experience—‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎As if it were a confessional booth. ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Now, isn't that interesting?

With that said, be sure to tune on in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎for our weekly broadcast! ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ We have thrills, kills, and ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎gossip simply to DIE for! ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Another batch of fresh, ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ live screams await—!

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Perhaps YOU‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎might even be ONE of them!

HAHAHA!!

Hello, and welcome to my roleplay blog! Please note I'm a bit new at roleplaying Alastor, so if you have advice, tips, constructive criticism, I'd be more than happy to take it!

• • — RULES — • •

I am very lenient and relaxed, so please don't worry!‎

As time goes on, this may be updated, but just be a decent human being and we can be friends! (All moots are friends in my book!)

→ [ASKS ARE OPEN] ←

1. +16 roleplayers, please! I'm 19 years old, so I'm most comfortable speaking with people around my age or older.

2. Jokes and topics of a suggestive/gorish/mature nature are A-Okay! However, I will not respond to them (suggestive) from those under the age of 18 if I see you are a minor. Suggestive/triggering posts will be labeled as such, if deemed necessary. If overly-explicit, I'll need clarification that you're 18+ either from your text or account somewhere. I also have the choice not to respond to certain asks. More down in notes. ↓

3. All ships are okay! Unless in the case of incest/paedophilia, but I doubt that will occur. Also if it's Alastor with a lesbian or something. Flirtation towards my character is also welcomed! Note that my Alastor is AroAce. (ME TOO, AL!!!!)

• • — NOTES — • •

Only reading the rules is important, with the main ideas being highlighted. Notes may be updated!

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

- Alastor is AroAce, but he doesn't know the term for it. He sees it as simply just needing the right person to come along, but he honestly doesn't care at all for those kinds of things.

- Ships can be fun, and I'm personally fond of Radiostatic/silence and Radioapple! I'm a person who ships because I enjoy character dynamics in general, so I don't care what kind of dynamic that may be, ships aside. I love the father-daughter relationship of Nifty and Al, the rivalry between Lucifer and Al, etc. Also, I eat QPR for breakfast. By the way, I'm not doing Alastor x Nifty; Father-daughter FTW

- I'll definitely be responding to most if not all asks! Just please don't send nonsensical, intentional spam. Feel free to ask/suggest me things OOC as well, or dm me if you'd prefer. I'll see how this goes! :D ♥️

If you have any questions or suggestions, please let me know! Thank you for reading, and have a fun, happy day!

Main blog: @kirbynetic

Fandom/Art blog: @spacemothsoup

[made-for-radio]

ALASTOR, I MISS YOU

MISS ME ? HA !

Then perhaps you should aim better, old sport!

Dear Writer, I know it's been quite a while without my broadcasting. However, I am pleased to remind everyone that The Radio Demon is here to stay—!

However, it is quite strange to profess this sentiment now, well after my return. Perhaps this letter is of a more personal matter? Mm—Say, you DO remind me of a certain, desperate someone.

In any case, should you wish to seek me out, you can find my current residence within our Dear Charlotte Morningstar's Hazbin Hotel—!

Even lowly, pathetic sinners at rock bottom can sink to an even bigger low by hilariously toiling to claw their way towards Heaven! Our doors are open to ALL!

[made-for-radio]

// ooc

i have to be so fr rn im feeling lazy. I think this account will be a blend of digital roleplay and also regular roleplay (aka, alastor on the device but also actual regular roleplay from time to time? I'm afraid to mess up with roleplay and I have to remind myself this is for fun and it doesn't matter if I get out of character or don't do well enough.)

sobbing. i am a hypocrite who also says "LET PEOPLE HAVE FUN IT DOESNT MATTER" and am too scared to have that fun myself...

[avatar-of-consequence]

Ooc: hey guys. Just a quick reminder that this blog is run by a MINOR. Please stop sending me vox porn. Thanks.

If this stuff keeps continuing ill have to turn off photo asks. And I really dont wanna punish the masses for the actions of few.

Come on guys its christmas dont send me porn

Theres people behind the blogs of your favorite characters, and its important to read the rules that come with their intro post.

[vincent-talks-sharks]

//this should not have to be said gang

[avatar-of-consequence]

// ty vincent blog owner my love.

[vincentwhittman-vox]

//this chat, as I said I dint care what you said me but that's like explicitly stated in allo myy blogs, be nice tsk tsk tsk tsk

[avatar-of-consequence]

// HI HELLO GANG WE ARE PEOPLE PLEASE RESPECT THAT

[made-for-radio]

// ooc

YES. PLEASE. DEAR ASKERS, STOP BEING CREEPY TOWARDS MINORS. PLEASE AND THANK YOU. i will find you and explode your house because nsfw to kids are we so fr??? 😭

[made-for-radio]

*gives egg drop soup, stares excitedly waiting for him to eat it, proud of my cooking* :33333

Welcome, Readers—!

For our first message, we have a very lovely and anonymous individual, who so generously sent us a splendid little treat by mail. How kind of them! A friendly announcement that your gifts by mail are more than welcomed.

Here, we have a savory bowl of Egg Drop soup, photographed by our dear Husker—! A comforting broth that is sure to warm the body and spirit!

I must admit—my nameless friend—that the dish is quite swell! Why, such a dish brings me back to my younger days, when my darling mother's cooking filled our home with the smell of supper.

Ah, nothing quite matches the delight of a finely-prepared soup—aside from human flesh, of course!

HAHAHA!!

Thank you, darling! Compliments to the chef.

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎—Alastor

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

Or non-anons. Whatever works for you!

[made-for-radio]

Mwen genyen Jambalaya! Bon manje avek bon mizik.

Visit Original Link

[v0xtek-unofficial]

Mind telling me why... myself is liking my posts?

Do you also deal with these utter idiots in your askbox?

- @avatar-of-consequence

Well, what isn’t there to like about another me??

And yes, unfortunately, I do.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Fair enough! I am pretty awesome, no? Two minds are always better than one. Certainly the phrase applies to copies of the same person.

At least im not alone in that. These fuckers keep trying to play games and tasteless music on my screen.

[v0xtek-unofficial]

Well, they haven’t tried playing games or music yet.. But don’t give them any ideas. They’re already annoying as is.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Probably too late for that- if they try anything just make them loose the game or whatever. Worked when someone tried to play fucking Mario kart

[v0xtek-unofficial]

[He snorted]

Mario Kart?? Seriously? What are they, nine??? Who even plays that shit anymore?!

[avatar-of-consequence]

Exactly! This guy gets me. Makes me wonder what type of people are wasting my precious time

[hellaverse-mazze]

*sees opportunity for chaos*

…..😏

*takes it*

@voxtek-trustus @voxssharktank @askvoxtheceo @ask-vox-anythin @vincent-talks-sharks @operating-system @tv-demon-offical @askvoxtheceo @imnotacultleader @voxtek-trustus @avatar-of-consequence @bigthunderstudios & other vox blogs that wanna join

[askvoxtheceo]

What the...who the FUCK are all these cheap ass copies of me?! They're going in the goddamn garbage!

[avatar-of-consequence]

Thats awfully fucking rude of you. It seems not all of us are blessed with basic respect. If I didnt know better i would assume velvette took control of your account

[the-unholy-trinity]

Vox: Can all you copies shut the fuck up? damn.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Who the fuck says you're the copy?

[the-unholy-trinity]

I'm not a copy, i'm a classic.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Ah so you're one of those old geezers who doesnt know how to adapt to new trends and get with the times? Cause thats the only thing fucking "classic" about you

[the-unholy-trinity]

You're so defensive and easily triggered. Fucking embarrassing.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Says the one screaming about us all shutting the fuck up.

[the-unholy-trinity]

Atleast I don't throw a fit every other ask I get.

[avatar-of-consequence]

You try having someone play subway surfers on your screen and see how you like it

[the-unholy-trinity]

Seems like you're a version of me thats fans don't respect you...or maybe you're the version of me that's a pussy.

[avatar-of-consequence]

At least I dont have to share an account with the others. What? Too technologically illiterate to do one on your own?

[the-unholy-trinity]

You must be fucking kidding. I have a team? Of val, vel and me- together? Is this your way of saying the other vees are sick of you? This is just more efficient for all of us including the social media monitoring department you fucking moron.

Voxtek: Trust us with making your employment as easy as can be!

[made-for-radio]

HA! My, what an amusing crowd of one. Your spiral to insanity has proven to be quite entertaining.

[the-unholy-trinity]

Ok. Yeah. No. Fuck you. Fuck this. I'm done.

[broadcasting-screams-since-33]

Don't forget to pick up your dignity on the way home!~ Oh wait, you don't have one of those. Your lameness then ! You do need at least one proper friend...

[v0xtek-unofficial]

…What the hell happened here. And who the fuck invited you, Alastor??

[broadcasting-screams-since-33]

Who invited me? What, but a flair for utter chaos, of course! As well as the smell of rotting brain that follows you everywhere.

Although this situation would otherwise be fuel for nightmares, you are handling it so caracteristically badly that it turned into a delightful show of entertaining mayhem.

In short, you suck so much it circled back into clownishly hilarious, well done!

[v0xtek-unofficial]

[He stammered]

Wh- Well, fuck you!!

[broadcasting-screams-since-33]

Well, I know how much you want that, so absolutely not, sweetheart.

[v0xtek-unofficial]

[His screen glitched]

NOT LIKE THAT-

[made-for-radio]

The picture box is at a loss for words! I must say, I've never met a demon quite as charming as yourself.

@broadcasting-screams-since-33

[broadcasting-screams-since-33]

Such a familiar face! Charmed too, dear, although quite perplexed. I assume Hell glitched today, which doesn't surprise me... Us?

Anyhow, would you be up for a broadcast? I cannot phathom a better co-host than myself! Oh, to spread the theatrics, share the madness, compose an ode to utter chaos! It would regale me for eons!

[made-for-radio]

Why, it'd be my PLEASURE! What better gentleman out there to create a partnership with than such a kindred spirit? Double the amusement and twice the screams! HAHA!!

And it seems as though the televisions have gone silent—radio interference, perhaps? Our medium is quite faithful, after all—time-and-true.

Hello? Is the TV still working? Tap tap.

@avatar-of-consequence @v0xtek-unofficial @askvoxtheceo @the-unholy-trinity

[v0xtek-unofficial]

[He grit his teeth]

I’m making a conscious effort to ignore both of you. I can hardly handle one Al.

[vincentwhittman-vox]

ORIGNIALLY I WAS GONNA TELL ALL OF YOU TO GET THE FUCK OUT. I AM ME, AND THE ONKY FICKING ONE, BUT THE SMILING FREAK PISSED ME OFF FOR THE LAST TIME...and theres a lot more of us, than there are of him, so, maybe a, *TEMPORARY* partnership is in order?"

[v0xtek-unofficial]

Now THAT’S a hell of an idea..

@voxssharktank @avatar-of-consequence @vinvox @vincent-talks-sharks @voxtek-trustus @thestaticvoice @the-unholy-trinity @thevtower @imnotacultleader

//VOXS…. Assemble…..

[the-unholy-trinity]

LETS FUCKING DESTROY THAT GROSS DEAR TWINK.

[made-for-radio]

AHAHA!! Oho. You can surely try—yes—but I assure you, all your efforts will be utterly fruitless!

@broadcasting-screams-since-33 Deer, have you any other allies like ourselves? Why not let them join in on the fun?

[v0xtek-unofficial]

Mind telling me why... myself is liking my posts?

Do you also deal with these utter idiots in your askbox?

- @avatar-of-consequence

Well, what isn’t there to like about another me??

And yes, unfortunately, I do.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Fair enough! I am pretty awesome, no? Two minds are always better than one. Certainly the phrase applies to copies of the same person.

At least im not alone in that. These fuckers keep trying to play games and tasteless music on my screen.

[v0xtek-unofficial]

Well, they haven’t tried playing games or music yet.. But don’t give them any ideas. They’re already annoying as is.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Probably too late for that- if they try anything just make them loose the game or whatever. Worked when someone tried to play fucking Mario kart

[v0xtek-unofficial]

[He snorted]

Mario Kart?? Seriously? What are they, nine??? Who even plays that shit anymore?!

[avatar-of-consequence]

Exactly! This guy gets me. Makes me wonder what type of people are wasting my precious time

[hellaverse-mazze]

*sees opportunity for chaos*

…..😏

*takes it*

@voxtek-trustus @voxssharktank @askvoxtheceo @ask-vox-anythin @vincent-talks-sharks @operating-system @tv-demon-offical @askvoxtheceo @imnotacultleader @voxtek-trustus @avatar-of-consequence @bigthunderstudios & other vox blogs that wanna join

[askvoxtheceo]

What the...who the FUCK are all these cheap ass copies of me?! They're going in the goddamn garbage!

[avatar-of-consequence]

Thats awfully fucking rude of you. It seems not all of us are blessed with basic respect. If I didnt know better i would assume velvette took control of your account

[the-unholy-trinity]

Vox: Can all you copies shut the fuck up? damn.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Who the fuck says you're the copy?

[the-unholy-trinity]

I'm not a copy, i'm a classic.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Ah so you're one of those old geezers who doesnt know how to adapt to new trends and get with the times? Cause thats the only thing fucking "classic" about you

[the-unholy-trinity]

You're so defensive and easily triggered. Fucking embarrassing.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Says the one screaming about us all shutting the fuck up.

[the-unholy-trinity]

Atleast I don't throw a fit every other ask I get.

[avatar-of-consequence]

You try having someone play subway surfers on your screen and see how you like it

[the-unholy-trinity]

Seems like you're a version of me thats fans don't respect you...or maybe you're the version of me that's a pussy.

[avatar-of-consequence]

At least I dont have to share an account with the others. What? Too technologically illiterate to do one on your own?

[the-unholy-trinity]

You must be fucking kidding. I have a team? Of val, vel and me- together? Is this your way of saying the other vees are sick of you? This is just more efficient for all of us including the social media monitoring department you fucking moron.

Voxtek: Trust us with making your employment as easy as can be!

[made-for-radio]

HA! My, what an amusing crowd of one. Your spiral to insanity has proven to be quite entertaining.

[the-unholy-trinity]

Ok. Yeah. No. Fuck you. Fuck this. I'm done.

[broadcasting-screams-since-33]

Don't forget to pick up your dignity on the way home!~ Oh wait, you don't have one of those. Your lameness then ! You do need at least one proper friend...

[v0xtek-unofficial]

…What the hell happened here. And who the fuck invited you, Alastor??

[broadcasting-screams-since-33]

Who invited me? What, but a flair for utter chaos, of course! As well as the smell of rotting brain that follows you everywhere.

Although this situation would otherwise be fuel for nightmares, you are handling it so caracteristically badly that it turned into a delightful show of entertaining mayhem.

In short, you suck so much it circled back into clownishly hilarious, well done!

[v0xtek-unofficial]

[He stammered]

Wh- Well, fuck you!!

[broadcasting-screams-since-33]

Well, I know how much you want that, so absolutely not, sweetheart.

[v0xtek-unofficial]

[His screen glitched]

NOT LIKE THAT-

[made-for-radio]

The picture box is at a loss for words! I must say, I've never met a demon quite as charming as yourself.

@broadcasting-screams-since-33

[broadcasting-screams-since-33]

Such a familiar face! Charmed too, dear, although quite perplexed. I assume Hell glitched today, which doesn't surprise me... Us?

Anyhow, would you be up for a broadcast? I cannot phathom a better co-host than myself! Oh, to spread the theatrics, share the madness, compose an ode to utter chaos! It would regale me for eons!

[made-for-radio]

Why, it'd be my PLEASURE! What better gentleman out there to create a partnership with than such a kindred spirit? Double the amusement and twice the screams! HAHA!!

And it seems as though the televisions have gone silent—radio interference, perhaps? Our medium is quite faithful, after all—time-and-true.

Hello? Is the TV still working? Tap tap.

@avatar-of-consequence @v0xtek-unofficial @askvoxtheceo @the-unholy-trinity

[v0xtek-unofficial]

[He grit his teeth]

I’m making a conscious effort to ignore both of you. I can hardly handle one Al.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Yeah fuck these guys.

And that other vox. He was annoying as fuck.

[made-for-radio]

You all can't even be amicable among yourselves. It's almost pitiable if it weren't so hilarious.

Mm... At the very least, that other Vox could admit he's as dependent as the rest of you, always so reliant on all those around you. He had the wits to run off as well once I made an appearance! Good man.

And, my! Is that WEAKNESS I hear? @v0xtek-unofficial Indeed, you couldn't even handle me being your prisoner, restrained against my very will! So very honest of you to confess just how pathetic you are. =)

[v0xtek-unofficial]

I am NOT weak!

[A couple of cords shot out from his body, attempting to wrap around Alastor]

[made-for-radio]

[Alastor swiftly—gracefully—avoided them, as if having expected an outburst.]

A tantrum again, Vox? Really, you're so predictable. It's adorable how worked up you get over the slightest thing. One minor inconvenience and you lose all control. Just how do the other Vees put up with you?

Now, would you mind trying that attack a second time?~

[made-for-radio]

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[v0xtek-unofficial]

Mind telling me why... myself is liking my posts?

Do you also deal with these utter idiots in your askbox?

- @avatar-of-consequence

Well, what isn’t there to like about another me??

And yes, unfortunately, I do.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Fair enough! I am pretty awesome, no? Two minds are always better than one. Certainly the phrase applies to copies of the same person.

At least im not alone in that. These fuckers keep trying to play games and tasteless music on my screen.

[v0xtek-unofficial]

Well, they haven’t tried playing games or music yet.. But don’t give them any ideas. They’re already annoying as is.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Probably too late for that- if they try anything just make them loose the game or whatever. Worked when someone tried to play fucking Mario kart

[v0xtek-unofficial]

[He snorted]

Mario Kart?? Seriously? What are they, nine??? Who even plays that shit anymore?!

[avatar-of-consequence]

Exactly! This guy gets me. Makes me wonder what type of people are wasting my precious time

[hellaverse-mazze]

*sees opportunity for chaos*

…..😏

*takes it*

@voxtek-trustus @voxssharktank @askvoxtheceo @ask-vox-anythin @vincent-talks-sharks @operating-system @tv-demon-offical @askvoxtheceo @imnotacultleader @voxtek-trustus @avatar-of-consequence @bigthunderstudios & other vox blogs that wanna join

[askvoxtheceo]

What the...who the FUCK are all these cheap ass copies of me?! They're going in the goddamn garbage!

[avatar-of-consequence]

Thats awfully fucking rude of you. It seems not all of us are blessed with basic respect. If I didnt know better i would assume velvette took control of your account

[the-unholy-trinity]

Vox: Can all you copies shut the fuck up? damn.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Who the fuck says you're the copy?

[the-unholy-trinity]

I'm not a copy, i'm a classic.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Ah so you're one of those old geezers who doesnt know how to adapt to new trends and get with the times? Cause thats the only thing fucking "classic" about you

[the-unholy-trinity]

You're so defensive and easily triggered. Fucking embarrassing.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Says the one screaming about us all shutting the fuck up.

[the-unholy-trinity]

Atleast I don't throw a fit every other ask I get.

[avatar-of-consequence]

You try having someone play subway surfers on your screen and see how you like it

[the-unholy-trinity]

Seems like you're a version of me thats fans don't respect you...or maybe you're the version of me that's a pussy.

[avatar-of-consequence]

At least I dont have to share an account with the others. What? Too technologically illiterate to do one on your own?

[the-unholy-trinity]

You must be fucking kidding. I have a team? Of val, vel and me- together? Is this your way of saying the other vees are sick of you? This is just more efficient for all of us including the social media monitoring department you fucking moron.

Voxtek: Trust us with making your employment as easy as can be!

[made-for-radio]

HA! My, what an amusing crowd of one. Your spiral to insanity has proven to be quite entertaining.

[the-unholy-trinity]

Ok. Yeah. No. Fuck you. Fuck this. I'm done.

[broadcasting-screams-since-33]

Don't forget to pick up your dignity on the way home!~ Oh wait, you don't have one of those. Your lameness then ! You do need at least one proper friend...

[v0xtek-unofficial]

…What the hell happened here. And who the fuck invited you, Alastor??

[broadcasting-screams-since-33]

Who invited me? What, but a flair for utter chaos, of course! As well as the smell of rotting brain that follows you everywhere.

Although this situation would otherwise be fuel for nightmares, you are handling it so caracteristically badly that it turned into a delightful show of entertaining mayhem.

In short, you suck so much it circled back into clownishly hilarious, well done!

[v0xtek-unofficial]

[He stammered]

Wh- Well, fuck you!!

[broadcasting-screams-since-33]

Well, I know how much you want that, so absolutely not, sweetheart.

[v0xtek-unofficial]

[His screen glitched]

NOT LIKE THAT-

[made-for-radio]

The picture box is at a loss for words! I must say, I've never met a demon quite as charming as yourself.

@broadcasting-screams-since-33

[broadcasting-screams-since-33]

Such a familiar face! Charmed too, dear, although quite perplexed. I assume Hell glitched today, which doesn't surprise me... Us?

Anyhow, would you be up for a broadcast? I cannot phathom a better co-host than myself! Oh, to spread the theatrics, share the madness, compose an ode to utter chaos! It would regale me for eons!

[made-for-radio]

Why, it'd be my PLEASURE! What better gentleman out there to create a partnership with than such a kindred spirit? Double the amusement and twice the screams! HAHA!!

And it seems as though the televisions have gone silent—radio interference, perhaps? Our medium is quite faithful, after all—time-and-true.

Hello? Is the TV still working? Tap tap.

@avatar-of-consequence @v0xtek-unofficial @askvoxtheceo @the-unholy-trinity

[v0xtek-unofficial]

[He grit his teeth]

I’m making a conscious effort to ignore both of you. I can hardly handle one Al.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Yeah fuck these guys.

And that other vox. He was annoying as fuck.

[made-for-radio]

You all can't even be amicable among yourselves. It's almost pitiable if it weren't so hilarious.

Mm... At the very least, that other Vox could admit he's as dependent as the rest of you, always so reliant on all those around you. He had the wits to run off as well once I made an appearance! Good man.

And, my! Is that WEAKNESS I hear? @v0xtek-unofficial Indeed, you couldn't even handle me being your prisoner, restrained against my very will! So very honest of you to confess just how pathetic you are. =)

[v0xtek-unofficial]

Mind telling me why... myself is liking my posts?

Do you also deal with these utter idiots in your askbox?

- @avatar-of-consequence

Well, what isn’t there to like about another me??

And yes, unfortunately, I do.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Fair enough! I am pretty awesome, no? Two minds are always better than one. Certainly the phrase applies to copies of the same person.

At least im not alone in that. These fuckers keep trying to play games and tasteless music on my screen.

[v0xtek-unofficial]

Well, they haven’t tried playing games or music yet.. But don’t give them any ideas. They’re already annoying as is.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Probably too late for that- if they try anything just make them loose the game or whatever. Worked when someone tried to play fucking Mario kart

[v0xtek-unofficial]

[He snorted]

Mario Kart?? Seriously? What are they, nine??? Who even plays that shit anymore?!

[avatar-of-consequence]

Exactly! This guy gets me. Makes me wonder what type of people are wasting my precious time

[hellaverse-mazze]

*sees opportunity for chaos*

…..😏

*takes it*

@voxtek-trustus @voxssharktank @askvoxtheceo @ask-vox-anythin @vincent-talks-sharks @operating-system @tv-demon-offical @askvoxtheceo @imnotacultleader @voxtek-trustus @avatar-of-consequence @bigthunderstudios & other vox blogs that wanna join

[askvoxtheceo]

What the...who the FUCK are all these cheap ass copies of me?! They're going in the goddamn garbage!

[avatar-of-consequence]

Thats awfully fucking rude of you. It seems not all of us are blessed with basic respect. If I didnt know better i would assume velvette took control of your account

[the-unholy-trinity]

Vox: Can all you copies shut the fuck up? damn.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Who the fuck says you're the copy?

[the-unholy-trinity]

I'm not a copy, i'm a classic.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Ah so you're one of those old geezers who doesnt know how to adapt to new trends and get with the times? Cause thats the only thing fucking "classic" about you

[the-unholy-trinity]

You're so defensive and easily triggered. Fucking embarrassing.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Says the one screaming about us all shutting the fuck up.

[the-unholy-trinity]

Atleast I don't throw a fit every other ask I get.

[avatar-of-consequence]

You try having someone play subway surfers on your screen and see how you like it

[the-unholy-trinity]

Seems like you're a version of me thats fans don't respect you...or maybe you're the version of me that's a pussy.

[avatar-of-consequence]

At least I dont have to share an account with the others. What? Too technologically illiterate to do one on your own?

[the-unholy-trinity]

You must be fucking kidding. I have a team? Of val, vel and me- together? Is this your way of saying the other vees are sick of you? This is just more efficient for all of us including the social media monitoring department you fucking moron.

Voxtek: Trust us with making your employment as easy as can be!

[made-for-radio]

HA! My, what an amusing crowd of one. Your spiral to insanity has proven to be quite entertaining.

[the-unholy-trinity]

Ok. Yeah. No. Fuck you. Fuck this. I'm done.

[broadcasting-screams-since-33]

Don't forget to pick up your dignity on the way home!~ Oh wait, you don't have one of those. Your lameness then ! You do need at least one proper friend...

[v0xtek-unofficial]

…What the hell happened here. And who the fuck invited you, Alastor??

[broadcasting-screams-since-33]

Who invited me? What, but a flair for utter chaos, of course! As well as the smell of rotting brain that follows you everywhere.

Although this situation would otherwise be fuel for nightmares, you are handling it so caracteristically badly that it turned into a delightful show of entertaining mayhem.

In short, you suck so much it circled back into clownishly hilarious, well done!

[v0xtek-unofficial]

[He stammered]

Wh- Well, fuck you!!

[broadcasting-screams-since-33]

Well, I know how much you want that, so absolutely not, sweetheart.

[v0xtek-unofficial]

[His screen glitched]

NOT LIKE THAT-

[made-for-radio]

The picture box is at a loss for words! I must say, I've never met a demon quite as charming as yourself.

@broadcasting-screams-since-33

[broadcasting-screams-since-33]

Such a familiar face! Charmed too, dear, although quite perplexed. I assume Hell glitched today, which doesn't surprise me... Us?

Anyhow, would you be up for a broadcast? I cannot phathom a better co-host than myself! Oh, to spread the theatrics, share the madness, compose an ode to utter chaos! It would regale me for eons!

[made-for-radio]

Why, it'd be my PLEASURE! What better gentleman out there to create a partnership with than such a kindred spirit? Double the amusement and twice the screams! HAHA!!

And it seems as though the televisions have gone silent—radio interference, perhaps? Our medium is quite faithful, after all—time-and-true.

Hello? Is the TV still working? Tap tap.

@avatar-of-consequence @v0xtek-unofficial @askvoxtheceo @the-unholy-trinity

[v0xtek-unofficial]

Mind telling me why... myself is liking my posts?

Do you also deal with these utter idiots in your askbox?

- @avatar-of-consequence

Well, what isn’t there to like about another me??

And yes, unfortunately, I do.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Fair enough! I am pretty awesome, no? Two minds are always better than one. Certainly the phrase applies to copies of the same person.

At least im not alone in that. These fuckers keep trying to play games and tasteless music on my screen.

[v0xtek-unofficial]

Well, they haven’t tried playing games or music yet.. But don’t give them any ideas. They’re already annoying as is.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Probably too late for that- if they try anything just make them loose the game or whatever. Worked when someone tried to play fucking Mario kart

[v0xtek-unofficial]

[He snorted]

Mario Kart?? Seriously? What are they, nine??? Who even plays that shit anymore?!

[avatar-of-consequence]

Exactly! This guy gets me. Makes me wonder what type of people are wasting my precious time

[hellaverse-mazze]

*sees opportunity for chaos*

…..😏

*takes it*

@voxtek-trustus @voxssharktank @askvoxtheceo @ask-vox-anythin @vincent-talks-sharks @operating-system @tv-demon-offical @askvoxtheceo @imnotacultleader @voxtek-trustus @avatar-of-consequence @bigthunderstudios & other vox blogs that wanna join

[askvoxtheceo]

What the...who the FUCK are all these cheap ass copies of me?! They're going in the goddamn garbage!

[avatar-of-consequence]

Thats awfully fucking rude of you. It seems not all of us are blessed with basic respect. If I didnt know better i would assume velvette took control of your account

[the-unholy-trinity]

Vox: Can all you copies shut the fuck up? damn.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Who the fuck says you're the copy?

[the-unholy-trinity]

I'm not a copy, i'm a classic.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Ah so you're one of those old geezers who doesnt know how to adapt to new trends and get with the times? Cause thats the only thing fucking "classic" about you

[the-unholy-trinity]

You're so defensive and easily triggered. Fucking embarrassing.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Says the one screaming about us all shutting the fuck up.

[the-unholy-trinity]

Atleast I don't throw a fit every other ask I get.

[avatar-of-consequence]

You try having someone play subway surfers on your screen and see how you like it

[the-unholy-trinity]

Seems like you're a version of me thats fans don't respect you...or maybe you're the version of me that's a pussy.

[avatar-of-consequence]

At least I dont have to share an account with the others. What? Too technologically illiterate to do one on your own?

[the-unholy-trinity]

You must be fucking kidding. I have a team? Of val, vel and me- together? Is this your way of saying the other vees are sick of you? This is just more efficient for all of us including the social media monitoring department you fucking moron.

Voxtek: Trust us with making your employment as easy as can be!

[made-for-radio]

HA! My, what an amusing crowd of one. Your spiral to insanity has proven to be quite entertaining.

[the-unholy-trinity]

Ok. Yeah. No. Fuck you. Fuck this. I'm done.

[broadcasting-screams-since-33]

Don't forget to pick up your dignity on the way home!~ Oh wait, you don't have one of those. Your lameness then ! You do need at least one proper friend...

[v0xtek-unofficial]

…What the hell happened here. And who the fuck invited you, Alastor??

[broadcasting-screams-since-33]

Who invited me? What, but a flair for utter chaos, of course! As well as the smell of rotting brain that follows you everywhere.

Although this situation would otherwise be fuel for nightmares, you are handling it so caracteristically badly that it turned into a delightful show of entertaining mayhem.

In short, you suck so much it circled back into clownishly hilarious, well done!

[v0xtek-unofficial]

[He stammered]

Wh- Well, fuck you!!

[broadcasting-screams-since-33]

Well, I know how much you want that, so absolutely not, sweetheart.

[v0xtek-unofficial]

[His screen glitched]

NOT LIKE THAT-

[made-for-radio]

The picture box is at a loss for words! I must say, I've never met a demon quite as charming as yourself.

@broadcasting-screams-since-33

[v0xtek-unofficial]

Mind telling me why... myself is liking my posts?

Do you also deal with these utter idiots in your askbox?

- @avatar-of-consequence

Well, what isn’t there to like about another me??

And yes, unfortunately, I do.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Fair enough! I am pretty awesome, no? Two minds are always better than one. Certainly the phrase applies to copies of the same person.

At least im not alone in that. These fuckers keep trying to play games and tasteless music on my screen.

[v0xtek-unofficial]

Well, they haven’t tried playing games or music yet.. But don’t give them any ideas. They’re already annoying as is.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Probably too late for that- if they try anything just make them loose the game or whatever. Worked when someone tried to play fucking Mario kart

[v0xtek-unofficial]

[He snorted]

Mario Kart?? Seriously? What are they, nine??? Who even plays that shit anymore?!

[avatar-of-consequence]

Exactly! This guy gets me. Makes me wonder what type of people are wasting my precious time

[hellaverse-mazze]

*sees opportunity for chaos*

…..😏

*takes it*

@voxtek-trustus @voxssharktank @askvoxtheceo @ask-vox-anythin @vincent-talks-sharks @operating-system @tv-demon-offical @askvoxtheceo @imnotacultleader @voxtek-trustus @avatar-of-consequence @bigthunderstudios & other vox blogs that wanna join

[askvoxtheceo]

What the...who the FUCK are all these cheap ass copies of me?! They're going in the goddamn garbage!

[avatar-of-consequence]

Thats awfully fucking rude of you. It seems not all of us are blessed with basic respect. If I didnt know better i would assume velvette took control of your account

[the-unholy-trinity]

Vox: Can all you copies shut the fuck up? damn.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Who the fuck says you're the copy?

[the-unholy-trinity]

I'm not a copy, i'm a classic.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Ah so you're one of those old geezers who doesnt know how to adapt to new trends and get with the times? Cause thats the only thing fucking "classic" about you

[the-unholy-trinity]

You're so defensive and easily triggered. Fucking embarrassing.

[avatar-of-consequence]

Says the one screaming about us all shutting the fuck up.

[the-unholy-trinity]

Atleast I don't throw a fit every other ask I get.

[avatar-of-consequence]

You try having someone play subway surfers on your screen and see how you like it

[the-unholy-trinity]

Seems like you're a version of me thats fans don't respect you...or maybe you're the version of me that's a pussy.

[avatar-of-consequence]

At least I dont have to share an account with the others. What? Too technologically illiterate to do one on your own?

[the-unholy-trinity]

You must be fucking kidding. I have a team? Of val, vel and me- together? Is this your way of saying the other vees are sick of you? This is just more efficient for all of us including the social media monitoring department you fucking moron.

Voxtek: Trust us with making your employment as easy as can be!

[made-for-radio]

HA! My, what an amusing crowd of one. Your spiral to insanity has proven to be quite entertaining.