Go Fuck Your #Selfie

Madison Montgomery; simply a star. Please make sure to fuck off at the door. Witch Certified Bitch. ♛ Tracking: madisxnmontgomery P.S Not Madison nor am I Emma Roberts. All Gifs and Images are not mine; credit to all owners.

[the-other-salvatore]

It happens to the best of us. Do you need help finding your room? I could try to be some assistance to you. Don’t mind if I do. 

[madisxnmontgomeryarchive]

Such a strapping gentleman, aren't you? Hmm, let me think - yes. I'm a damsel in distress. Help. 

[crxftypetrova]

And how exactly are you going to do that, you bloody idiot? The only thing you’re doing is wasting your bloody time in attempt to escape an island you’re practically stuck on.

[madisxnmontgomeryarchive]

I'll figure it out. When I do - and I will - you won't know. I'll keep my plans to myself, thank you though, psycho Barbie. But your words of encourage are fueling my will to leave. 

[theohollis]

Barry Allen; CSI.

[madisxnmontgomeryarchive]

Barry? Am I being arrested?

I'm too perfect to go to jail...

[redstreakrps]

Oi. You’re a kinky one, aren’t ya?

[madisxnmontgomeryarchive]

Depends what you consider kinky, sweet cheeks. Then again, anything can become kinky, if you think about it. 

[leahhunter-deactivated20160221]

That would be a hell of a lot easier. Bullshit sucks, I try to stay away from that. 

[madisxnmontgomeryarchive]

Those novels where love doesn't exist? Wish that was fucking real, you know? Fuck it, love is awful, and why would we wanna deal with idiots. Men are imbeciles. I'm just a realist; love screws you the fuck up, end of story.

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[inexplicvble]

Okay, I can do with those guidelines. Oh, I’m dead. And I’m just going to take a guess, you’re dead too?

[madisxnmontgomeryarchive]

Dead as a fucking door nail. Look at my skin! You can totally tell I'm dead, right? I'm dried out and it's disgusting. Anyways, wanna swap stories, cuz who doesn't like to recount their death?

[leahhunter-deactivated20160221]

I don’t know, probably for those people who can somehow manage to find happiness in this shitty universe.

[madisxnmontgomeryarchive]

Somehow I wish love was deleted forever. Then I wouldn't have to deal with all the bullshit...

[oscxrps]

Uh, no — her name is Effie. Or was. I don’t really know what happened to her. Well, I’m glad your heels are replaceable. Just try not to vomit on me. 

[madisxnmontgomeryarchive]

What an odd name. Are you dead? Sometimes that's what happens when you're dead; you become forgetful. You know who you are but vaguely.  I don't vomit on strangers that'd be not only rude but also embarrassing. I'm Madison, if you were wondering. 

[inexplicvble]

Oh, right, of course you are. Well, it just depends on your answer.

[madisxnmontgomeryarchive]

Before we ravish each other into oblivion, Tate-y. Let's discus something? Okay? I don't do that love bullshit. All I want is that sausage between your legs. Another thing... you're either dead, or here to visit a ghost from your past. WHich is it?

[theohollis]

I don’t, uh, I don’t even know you?

[madisxnmontgomeryarchive]

Isn't that half the fun? Alright, honey bee -- I'm Madison Montgomery; movie star. And you?

[redstreakrps]

Well, aren’t you a ray of sunshine, huh?

[madisxnmontgomeryarchive]

You're right, peach. I'm such a ray of fucking sunshine that light shines out of my pink taco.

[inexplicvble]

I could say the same thing about you. I’m Tate. Tate Langdon. And you are?

[madisxnmontgomeryarchive]

I am the life of the party, Cupcake. Tate Langdon are you asking, me, Madison Montgomery to hook up?

[inexplicvble]

There’s idiots everywhere, you get pretty used to it everywhere you go.

[madisxnmontgomeryarchive]

Aren't you a party and a half. Who are you anyways?

[theohollis]

Oh, um, what?

[madisxnmontgomeryarchive]

Put your shirt back on, Cutie Pie, we're getting naked. 

[the-other-salvatore]

"Yes, some like to call me Stefan. What can I do for you?"

[madisxnmontgomeryarchive]

Wrong room because I don't know you. Take a moment and pop that collar, big guy, but I'm gonna go. 

[crxftypetrova]

[madisxnmontgomeryarchive]

At least I'm trying to get off this island unlike all these other lazy asses.