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(prompt, crossover, rwby x hellaverse, best date vs worst date) Male!Pyrrha and Velvette (hellaverse one, just in case) on their best and worst dates.
Best Date
Pyrrhus Nikos had faced monsters, criminals, and impossible odds.
None of them were as terrifying as planning a date for Velvette.
The famous champion sat stiffly at an outdoor café, checking the time every few seconds.
Then Velvette arrived.
“Wow,” she said, looking him up and down. “You actually cleaned up nice.”
Pyrrhus chuckled. “I spent an hour deciding which shirt to wear.”
“I can tell.”
She snapped a quick picture before sitting down.
The date itself was surprisingly simple.
No battles.
No fame.
No cameras.
Just coffee, pastries, and wandering through the city together.
Velvette dragged him into clothing stores and made him model ridiculous outfits.
Pyrrhus suffered through every single one with heroic patience.
“That one makes you look like a rich vampire.”
“I don’t think that’s a compliment.”
“It absolutely is.”
Later, they ended up at a rooftop overlooking the city lights.
The sun was setting, painting the sky orange and gold.
For once, Velvette wasn’t looking at her phone.
She was looking at him.
“You know,” she said quietly, “most people only see the celebrity stuff.”
Pyrrhus leaned against the railing.
“Most people only see the social media queen.”
Velvette laughed.
“Fair.”
For a moment, neither spoke.
The silence wasn’t awkward.
It was comfortable.
Peaceful.
Pyrrhus carefully took her hand.
Velvette glanced down before squeezing it back.
“Best date you’ve ever had?” she asked.
Pyrrhus smiled.
“Not even close.”
She blinked.
“What?”
He squeezed her hand gently.
“It’s the best day I’ve ever had.”
For perhaps the first time in her life, Velvette was completely speechless.
Then she buried her face in his shoulder to hide her blush.
“Shut up, hero.”
Pyrrhus laughed as the city lights twinkled below them, both secretly hoping the evening would never end.
X-xx-X
Worst Date
The worst date in the history of Pyrrhus Nikos and Velvette started with a restaurant fire.
Not because either of them caused it.
It just happened.
They had barely sat down when the kitchen erupted into chaos and everyone was evacuated.
"Well," Velvette said, staring at the smoke. "That's probably a bad sign."
"It can only get better from here."
Pyrrhus was wrong.
Very wrong.
Their backup plan was a movie.
The theater projector broke.
Their second backup plan was a park walk.
It started raining.
Their third backup plan was a fancy café.
A truck crashed into a fire hydrant outside and flooded the street.
By this point Velvette was laughing so hard she could barely breathe.
"This date is cursed."
"I think fate personally hates me."
"Oh, don't be dramatic."
A pigeon immediately flew into Pyrrhus's face.
Velvette collapsed onto a nearby bench, wheezing with laughter.
Pyrrhus couldn't even argue anymore.
Eventually they gave up trying to salvage the date.
So they bought cheap convenience-store snacks and hid beneath a bus stop shelter while the rain poured around them.
Velvette sat on the bench with a bag of chips.
Pyrrhus sat beside her with a bruised ego and pigeon feathers still stuck in his hair.
Neither spoke for a moment.
Then Velvette started giggling again.
Pyrrhus tried to maintain his dignity.
Failed.
And started laughing too.
Soon both of them were laughing so hard they attracted confused stares from passing pedestrians.
"This is objectively the worst date I've ever been on," Velvette declared.
"Agreed."
"The restaurant burned down."
"Yes."
"The movie broke."
"Yes."
"We got rained on."
"Correct."
"You got attacked by wildlife."
"The pigeon was a worthy opponent."
That earned another fit of laughter.
As the rain continued to fall, Velvette leaned against his shoulder.
"You know what?"
"What?"
"I'm having a great time."
Pyrrhus smiled.
"So am I."
The date had been a complete disaster from beginning to end.
Neither of them would ever forget it.
And years later, whenever someone asked about their worst date, they would both immediately answer:
"The best one."
New Ask/Prompt/RP blog for my OC:
Team BBNT AU Remnant has seen its fair share of legendary Huntresses, heroic teams, and shining examples of what the Huntsman Academies clai
(Ask, crossover au)
Sonic the Hedgehog x Persona
Silver the Hedgehog, Morgana
Silver, have Morgana ever confused you for a shadow like him or you mistaken him for a mobian?
“At first? Yeah, a little,” Silver admitted with an embarrassed laugh. “The first time I saw Morgana talking about Shadows, Personas, and another world, I honestly wondered if he was some kind of Shadow that gained self-awareness.”
“Hey! I am not a Shadow!” Morgana snapped, puffing up indignantly.
“And he thought I was a Mobian from his world,” Morgana continued. “White fur, animal ears, psychic powers—it wasn’t exactly a huge leap.”
“In my defense,” Silver shrugged, “a talking cat isn’t the weirdest thing I’ve met. Not even close.”
“That’s… unfortunately fair,” Morgana grumbled.
(Ask, crossover au)
Tales of Series x Type Moon
Velvet Crowe, Shirou Emiya
Shirou, have Velvet ever given you cooking tips to help you improve with your cooking?
Shirou Emiya:
“Yes, actually. Velvet’s advice was… surprisingly useful.”
Shirou rubbed the back of his head with a small smile.
“Most people think Velvet would only tell me to throw more meat into a stew and call it a day, but she’s a lot more practical than that. She spent years surviving on the road, so she knows how to make a meal work with whatever ingredients are available.”
He chuckled.
“One of the first things she told me was, ‘Stop obsessing over perfection. Hungry people don’t need perfection. They need food.’”
“That doesn’t mean making bad food, of course. It means understanding the purpose of a meal.”
Shirou paused thoughtfully.
“She also taught me to taste constantly while cooking instead of blindly following recipes. According to Velvet, a recipe is a suggestion. Your tongue is the real judge.”
A familiar voice suddenly cut in.
Velvet Crowe: “Because you kept treating cookbooks like sacred texts.”
Shirou: “They’re useful!”
Velvet: “And ingredients don’t always behave the same way. Adapt.”
Shirou: “…Adapt.”
Velvet folded her arms.
“Besides, you already had the fundamentals. Knife work, preparation, timing. Your problem was that you wanted every meal to be perfect.”
“Cooking isn’t about showing off.”
Her expression softened slightly.
“It’s about making sure the people you care about eat well.”
Shirou smiled.
“…Yeah. That’s probably the lesson that stuck with me the most.”
Velvet: “Good. Now stop talking and stir the curry before it burns.”
Shirou: “Right! Wait—it’s burning?!”
Velvet: “It is now.”
The sound of frantic scrambling from the kitchen followed immediately.
Ask: Crossover Au
Fandom: Naruto x Bleach
Characters: Male.Tsunade Senju, Ichigo Kurosaki
Ichigo, how many times did Male.Tsunade lose to you in a game of poker, and how much money he owns you?
“How many times?” Ichigo repeated, trying not to laugh. “I stopped counting after the fifteenth game.”
Across the table, Tsunayoshi Senju buried his face in his hands.
“It was twenty-three,” Tsunayoshi muttered.
“Twenty-three losses in a row,” Ichigo confirmed. “And before anyone asks, no, I wasn’t cheating.”
“You have the most terrifying poker face I’ve ever seen,” Tsunayoshi complained.
“I literally just sat there.”
“Exactly!”
As for the money, Ichigo shrugged.
“About twelve thousand yen.”
“I’ll pay it back.”
“You said that six games ago.”
“I was emotionally compromised.”
“You were overconfident.”
“Same thing.”
Ask: Crossover Au
Fandom: Harry Potter x Konosuba
Characters: Fem. Harry Potter, Megumin
Fem.Harry, how quickly did you regret agreeing to learn how to use explosion magic from Megumin?
“Oh, immediately,” Harriet “Harry” Potter replied flatly.
Across the room, Megumin looked offended.
“It wasn’t that bad!”
“On the first day, she blew up a hill.”
“It was a very educational hill.”
“On the second day, she blew up a larger hill.”
“Advanced education.”
“On the third day, she blew up the practice range, three dummies, my backpack, and somehow my eyebrows.”
Megumin proudly crossed her arms.
“Collateral enlightenment.”
Harriet groaned.
“I thought I was learning spell control. Instead, I learned evacuation procedures, emergency healing, and how to identify incoming explosions by sound alone.”
“Worth it.”
“…Unfortunately, yes.” Harriet admitted.
Ask: College Au: Roommate Au, Crossover Au
Fandom: Danganronpa x Marvel
Characters: Makoto Naegi, Fem.Peter Parker/Spiderman
Makoto, how did you discovered that your college roommate, Fem.Peter Parker was a superhero?
Makoto Naegi: “I wish I could say I figured it out through brilliant detective work. I didn’t.”
The truth came out during finals week.
I woke up at three in the morning because Petra climbed through our dorm window.
The problem?
We lived on the seventh floor.
I watched her casually step inside wearing a red-and-blue suit, carrying a backpack full of textbooks.
We stared at each other.
She stared at the open window.
I stared at the open window.
“…Petra?”
“…Yes?”
“Did you just ignore gravity?”
She sighed.
Then a police siren sounded outside.
Petra groaned and pulled on her mask.
“Please don’t tell anyone.”
I watched her leap out the window and swing away.
Honestly? At that point, finding out my roommate was Spider-Woman felt less surprising than surviving Hope’s Peak.
Ask
When Pyrrhus reveals to Jaune that he is gay and that he has a crush on someone close to him... does the knight realize that he meant him?
“Pyrrhus, that’s great,” Jaune said warmly. “Who’s the lucky guy?”
Pyrrhus immediately looked away.
“He’s close to me. Kind. Brave. A little dense sometimes.”
Jaune nodded thoughtfully. “Sounds like a good guy.”
Pyrrhus stared.
Jaune smiled. “Do I know him?”
“Jaune.”
“Yeah?”
“You know him.”
“I do?”
Pyrrhus groaned into his hands.
Several painful seconds passed before Jaune’s eyes widened.
“Oh.”
“Yes, oh.”
“Oh.”
“Yes!”
“Oh!”
Pyrrhus buried his face deeper.
Jaune rubbed the back of his neck, cheeks red. “Wow. I really am dense.”
“Painfully,” Pyrrhus muttered, though he couldn’t stop smiling.
Ask
College: Teacher: Headmaster AU
Is it true Male Tsunade that you had to deal with your secret lover Naruto continuously looking down at your big chest? Are you annoyed? Does that make you feel proud?
Tsunayoshi Senju: “Naruto is not subtle. At all.”
Tsunayoshi adjusted his tie, sighing the long-suffering sigh of a headmaster who had survived budget meetings, delinquent students, and Naruto Uzumaki.
“We’ll be discussing school funding, disciplinary reports, or next semester’s curriculum, and somehow his eyes drift south.”
A faint blush touched his cheeks.
“Is it annoying? Sometimes. Especially when I have to repeat myself three times because he’s distracted.”
His expression softened into reluctant amusement.
“But… if I’m being honest, there’s something flattering about knowing the man I love still looks at me like that after all this time.”
Pausing, he smirked.
“Though the next time he stares during a staff meeting, I’m assigning him detention.”
“Knowing Naruto, he’d probably enjoy it.”
Prompt
Crossover AU
Ryu Vs Female Red Hood
MK Intro Meme
Intro 1 — Warrior vs Vigilante
Ryu: Your anger clouds your judgment.
Jade: My anger keeps me alive.
Ryu: Then let us see which is stronger.
X-xx-X
Intro 2 — Gotham Methods
Jade: You’re really gonna fight me barehanded?
Ryu: My fists are all I need.
Jade: That’s either confidence or insanity.
X-xx-X
Intro 3 — The Fallen and the Wanderer
Ryu: I sense death has touched your soul.
Jade: Touched? It took me out to dinner.
Ryu: Then I shall test the strength you gained from it.
X-xx-X
Intro 4 — Crowbar vs Hadou
Ryu: A weapon will not decide this battle.
Jade: Good thing I’m the dangerous part.
Ryu: Show me your true power, Jade Todd.
(Prompt, crossover au)
Tale of Series x Type Moon
Crossover Crack Ship: Velvet Crowe x Shirou Emiya
Crimson Forge/VelShir
Shirou Emiya:
X
Velvet Crowe:
Prompt: Crossover Au
Fandom: Persona x DC Comics
Characters: Fem.Jason Todd/Red Hood, Ren Amamiya/Joker
Meme: Mortal Kombat Intro
Fem.Jason Todd/Red Hood vs Ren Amamiya/Joker
Intro 1 — Vigilante vs Phantom Thief
Jade Todd Intro: Jade steps out from the shadows, red helmet tucked under one arm, pistols holstered at her thighs. Her green eyes narrow beneath the white streak in her black hair.
Joker Intro: Ren flips a calling card between his fingers before his mask flashes into place, Arsène’s wings briefly burning behind him.
Jade Todd: “So you’re the thief who steals hearts?”
Joker: “Only from those who deserve it.”
Jade Todd: “Cute. I just break ribs.”
FIGHT!
X-xx-X
Intro 2 — No-Kill Rule Debate
Joker Intro: Joker lands gracefully from above, coat flaring like a black wing as he adjusts his gloves.
Jade Todd Intro: Jade racks a round into her pistol, her expression hard and unimpressed.
Joker: “You cross lines you don’t need to.”
Jade Todd: “And you leave monsters breathing.”
Joker: “Mercy isn’t weakness.”
FIGHT!
X-xx-X
Intro 3 — Phantom Thief Meets Red Hood
Jade Todd Intro: Jade slams a crowbar against her shoulder, the sound sharp and ugly. Her smirk is humorless.
Joker Intro: Ren draws his dagger with a smooth flourish, his red gloves catching the arena light.
Jade: “Nice mask. Ever get buried in it?”
Joker: “No. But I’ve escaped worse than graves.”
Jade: “Then prove it, pretty boy.”
FIGHT!
Intro 4 — Respectful Threat
Joker Intro: Joker steps forward calmly, summoning Arsène in a burst of blue flame behind him.
Jade Todd Intro: Jade puts on her red helmet, the voice modulator turning her tone colder and metallic.
Joker: “You’re angry. But you’re not lost.”
Jade: “Careful. That almost sounded like therapy.”
Joker: “Maybe you need some.”
FIGHT!
My Mood from 6/8 to 6/22
AU(s):
Free for All
General Moods:
LGBT Pride Month, Genderswap, Wholesome, Romance, Shipping, Stranger to Lovers, Stranger to Friends
Main Muses:
Glynda Goodwitch, Velvet Crowe, Fem!Spiderman/Peter Parker, Fem!Sun Wukong, Fem!Jason Todd/Red Hood, Diana Prince/Wonder Woman, Nami, Fem!Commander Shepherd, Fem!Harry Potter
Kratos, Johnny Silverhand, Sirius Black, Sanji, Gajeel Redfox, Male!Traveller, Male!Pyrrha Nikos, Male!Tsunade Senju, Silver the Hedgehog, Isshin Kurosaki
Male Muses:
Bleach, Typemoon Franchise, Star Wars Franchise, Drakengard Series, Digimon Franchise, Persona Series, Horror Movie Franchise, Capcom Franchise, Dragon Ball Franchise, Yugioh Franchise
Female Muses:
Tales of Series, Fallout, My Little Pony, Naruto, Bleach, Zenless Zone Zero, Genshin Impact, Honkai Impact 3rd, Sekirei, Konosuba
Cartoon Network, Disney, Hellaverse, God of War Series, Marvel Comics, DC Comics, Sonic the Hedgehog, Nintendo, Highschool DxD, Highschool of the Dead
Meme:
(Ask, College Crossover) Since Rito earned himself a detention, what do you plan on doing with him Wriothesley? How will you discipline him for going into your pecs?
Wriothesley folded his arms, making Rito very carefully look anywhere else.
“What do I plan on doing with him?” the teacher asked, voice calm. “Simple. Detention.”
Rito gulped. “H-How bad?”
“You will write a three-page report on hallway safety, repair the loose floorboard you tripped over, and run balance drills until you can cross the room without causing an international incident.”
“That sounds fair…”
Wriothesley leaned closer, eyes narrowed. “And every time you say it was ‘just luck,’ you add ten squats.”
Rito paled.
“Discipline, Mr. Yuuki,” Wriothesley said dryly, “starts with learning where your face is going.”
(Prompt, crossover au)
High School DxD x Maken-Ki
Worst Date vs Best Date: Issei Hyoudou x Haruko Amaya
Issei had spent three days planning the perfect date for Haruko Amaya.
Three days.
A personal record.
"No perverted schemes?" Haruko asked suspiciously as they walked through Kuoh's summer festival.
"No perverted schemes," Issei promised.
Haruko narrowed her eyes.
"You sound proud of that."
"I am!"
To his surprise, the date actually went well. They played festival games, shared takoyaki, and laughed when Issei lost three hundred yen trying to win her a stuffed dragon plush.
Haruko eventually won it herself.
"Your masculinity just died," she teased.
"Maybe. But look how cute you are holding it."
Haruko's face turned red.
The rest of the evening was spent watching fireworks from a hill overlooking the festival. As colorful lights exploded overhead, Haruko quietly leaned against his shoulder.
Neither spoke.
Neither needed to.
For once, Issei wasn't thinking about boobs.
He was thinking about how lucky he was.
Haruko squeezed his hand.
"...Best date ever."
Issei smiled.
"Yeah."
Then a firework shaped like a giant dragon exploded overhead.
"BOOSTO!"
The romantic moment was immediately ruined because Issei laughed so hard he nearly rolled down the hill.
X-xx-X
he date began with good intentions.
It ended with Issei being chased by a gorilla.
"Explain!" Haruko demanded.
"I don't know how this happened!"
They had gone to the zoo for a relaxing afternoon.
Then Issei made the mistake of staring at a female gorilla.
Not in a perverted way.
Just curiosity.
Unfortunately, the enormous male gorilla interpreted this as a challenge.
The beast slammed against the enclosure.
Issei screamed.
Haruko laughed.
Things somehow became worse when a mischievous monkey stole Issei's wallet.
The monkey then threw the contents into a pond.
After that, a flock of geese attacked him.
Nobody knew why.
"You're cursed," Haruko concluded.
"I'm not cursed!"
A goose bit him.
"OW!"
By the end of the date, Issei had lost his wallet, one shoe, and most of his dignity.
Yet as they sat outside the zoo eating ice cream, Haruko couldn't stop laughing.
Every time she looked at him, she burst into giggles again.
"You know..." she said between laughs. "This was objectively the worst date I've ever been on."
Issei groaned.
"I know."
"But..." Haruko slipped her hand into his. "It's also one of the most fun dates I've ever had."
Issei blinked.
Then smiled.
The goose immediately returned and stole his ice cream.
Haruko nearly fell off the bench laughing.
(Ask, crossover au)
Harry Potter x RWBY
Ginny Weasley, Fem.Sun Wukong
Switched Attributes
Ginny and Fem.Sun, how does it feel wearing the other clothes?
Ginny tugged at the loose, sleeveless top Moon usually wore, her ears burning slightly as the fabric left her shoulders freer than she was used to.
“Honestly?” Ginny said, glancing down at the outfit. “It’s comfortable. A bit too breezy for my usual taste, but I can see why she likes it. Makes you feel ready to climb a tree, start a fight, or run from trouble you absolutely caused.”
Moon Wukong, meanwhile, stood in Ginny’s clothes with her arms crossed, looking down at the jumper and skirt combination with a thoughtful frown.
“It’s cute,” Moon admitted. “But it feels like it’s judging me.”
Ginny snorted. “My clothes are not judging you.”
Moon gave the skirt a suspicious tug. “Then why do I feel like I’m supposed to behave?”
“Because you are.”
Moon grinned.
“Yeah, that’s not happening.”
