Max’s Skateboard @madmaxs-skateboard - Tumblr Blog

Welcome to the official blog of Max Mayfield’s skateboard - yes, the board that’s been launched down Hawkins sidewalks, airborne over curbs, and emotionally traumatized by every time Max tried to ollie over something she absolutely should not have.

I’m usually under Max’s feet, and occasionally flung across the pavement during dramatic scenes. I’ve been launched off more curbs than Mike Wheeler has social skills.

extremely emotionally allergic to Mike Wheeler (seriously, why is he in the profile pic?) I didn’t choose that - if I had legs, I’d walk myself off this blog. He can’t even ride a bike without whining.

Expect passive-aggressive updates from under Max’s Vans, unfiltered Hawkins tea, and the occasional skid mark of wisdom.

Ask box open - except when my wheels are turning. Mike slander always welcome. 🛹💥

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Mike Wheeler is the root cause of basically every problem in Hawkins.

And before you ask, yes, this is completely rational and unbiased (I observed from the pavement, because you know — the whole skateboard thing) and this conclusion is entirely true.

Firstly, I heard when Will went missing Mike immediately formed a monster hunting investigation squad and suddenly the whole party is biking around the woods at night?

See, if Mike had a single brain cell he’d atleast stay home and *avoid* the mysterious forest and laboratories. This crucial moment of him attempting to play ‘hero’ to a bowl cut he basically just dismisses nowadays screwed all of us.

Also, does anyone else notice how his basement is just the headquarters for bad ideas? If Mike mentions he has an idea, I say we don’t follow it. He literally has peas for brains, and probably can’t even read.

Also, emotional drama king. And you know I’m serious because id never give *Mike Wheeler* a title with king in it. He’s so confusingly dramatic, argumentative, and what’s up with him and Will? Also, he literally forgets Dustin..

With the power of emotional incompetence he has I wonder if it’ll open more gates to the upside down.

Mike wheeler is at least 110% responsible for everything that has happened in Hawkins, and California, and even whatever that whole Russia thing was (Hopper really never lost the accent..)

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Happy early Father’s Day to Max Mayfield and Max Mayfield only 🥰

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Happy early Father’s Day to you! You’re the only semblance of a daddy that Will has that’s not dead or an asshole! Wait, I take back the asshole part, you’re still totally an asshole but congrats on not being dead - it’s surprising you aren’t because you’re such a DUMBASS!!

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My skateboard? you’re actually sentient holy shit that’s like totally tubular and you also condone mike slander even better.

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Hell yeah I’m sentient! After hitting that many gnarly grinds with me of course I’d become sentient, and a certified Mike Wheeler slanderer.

Not that he needs slandered, the kid totally does it himself!

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