if anybody asks Ive left The country

Max Mayfield dni/srs Mike, he/him, dnd players interact please

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

How do I write an intro post?

Hello I’m Mike and tumblr seemed kind of cool so here I am I guess.

I enjoy playing dnd with my friends if it matters.

Do not interact if your name is Max Mayfield or if you’re a mouth breather.

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Out of character undercut:

Things to note:

-mod is a minor

-mod uses she/her pronouns

-mod has a chronic illness and may be late to respond to reblogs and asks

-this interpretation of Mike is in love with Will but feel free to shoot your shot/hj

Role play rules:

-basic dni

-I’m a minor (16/17) so please no nsfw asks or roleplay although sex jokes and sexual innuendos are okay

-the only ship I’m willing to do is Byler

-oc blogs are more then welcome to interact!!

Mains: (to be added)

(dm, send an ask or reply to this post if you’d like to be added as a main)

@madmax-or-something

@willsowise

Information on my interpretation of Mike:

-this version of Mike is gay and suffering from internalised homophobia.

-crushing on Will Byers

-would like to be a writer when he’s older

-his main coping mechanism for the trauma he’s faced is to bottle it up which causes more harm to him to good and as a result of it can cause him to lash out at those around him.

-has the wine stain heart shaped birthmark on his face which he had in the pilot but has been covering it up with Nancys makeup since middle school.

-season 3 mike wheeler

(more to be added on)

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

What was I on summer of 85?????

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

I remember going over to the Byers house when j was a little kid and their dog Chester would keep staring at me as if he knew something about myself that I didn’t.

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

Dear tumblr please don’t ever let Will find out about the pregnancy allegations from a few months ago 🥰🥰

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

Finally beating the pregnancy allegations

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

Hi:)- d’you take anons- I’m thinkin about making an acc but I was just checking:))

-will💛

Yes I take anons but tysm for asking!!

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

Hi:)

Hello Will :]

I didn’t know you were also on here it’s lovely seeing you though!!

[madmax-or-something]

Her <333

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

Simp.

[madmax-or-something]

Gaywad.

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

wtf that’s just not true Max?!?

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

I hate tumblr so fucking much first I get accused of being gay then I get accused of being pregnant which by the way is biologically impossible in my case and now Max Mayfield and her stupid as shit skateboard are ganging up on me to bully me and worst of all Max won’t stop simping for my ex-girlfriend.

[madmax-or-something]

All I’m going to say is that I’d make a better boyfriend than him.

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

What’s that supposed to mean?

[madmax-or-something]

Nothing Mike…

Also did you even bother to read my dni leave.

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

You sure it’s nothing Max?

You were being serious I thought it was a joke.

[madmaxs-skateboard]

the only joke here Mike is totally just you

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

wtf??? why am I being bullied by a skateboard. Max get your skateboard under control.

[madmaxs-skateboard]

Get your gay crush on your best friend under control!

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

Will and I are just friends. It’s not like I’m in love with him or anything,okay???

[madmax-or-something]

All I’m going to say is that I’d make a better boyfriend than him.

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

What’s that supposed to mean?

[madmax-or-something]

Nothing Mike…

Also did you even bother to read my dni leave.

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

You sure it’s nothing Max?

You were being serious I thought it was a joke.

[madmaxs-skateboard]

the only joke here Mike is totally just you

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

wtf??? why am I being bullied by a skateboard. Max get your skateboard under control.

[madmax-or-something]

Her <333

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

Simp.

[madmax-or-something]

All I’m going to say is that I’d make a better boyfriend than him.

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

What’s that supposed to mean?

[madmax-or-something]

Nothing Mike…

Also did you even bother to read my dni leave.

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

You sure it’s nothing Max?

You were being serious I thought it was a joke.

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

Happy early Father’s Day to Max Mayfield and Max Mayfield only 🥰

[madmax-or-something]

All I’m going to say is that I’d make a better boyfriend than him.

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

What’s that supposed to mean?

[madmaxs-skateboard]

Welcome to the official blog of Max Mayfield’s skateboard - yes, the board that’s been launched down Hawkins sidewalks, airborne over curbs, and emotionally traumatized by every time Max tried to ollie over something she absolutely should not have.

I’m usually under Max’s feet, and occasionally flung across the pavement during dramatic scenes. I’ve been launched off more curbs than Mike Wheeler has social skills.

extremely emotionally allergic to Mike Wheeler (seriously, why is he in the profile pic?) I didn’t choose that - if I had legs, I’d walk myself off this blog. He can’t even ride a bike without whining.

Expect passive-aggressive updates from under Max’s Vans, unfiltered Hawkins tea, and the occasional skid mark of wisdom.

Ask box open - except when my wheels are turning. Mike slander always welcome. 🛹💥

— OOC Under Cut —

I got lost on the way to the Heathers fandom roleplays and now I’m here-

Blog owner is a minor, I don’t care what you do tbh just no sexual asks because this is literally a skateboard

(El’s blindfold where 😍 Ironic ElMax but sentient objects pls 🙏)

Im dyslexic and not well-versed in stranger things tumblr.. bare with me brothers 🥶🔥💥

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

What the hell is going on. Max get your sentient skate board in check plead.

What did I do to you? ☹️☹️

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

Bzzz

Mike your closet is queer.

Queer like DnD

Bzz

WHAT???

No it literally isn’t that’s just not true I have a normal closet a very very straight closet. my closet is probably as straight as I am and I used to to have a girlfriend by the way!!

Dnd is queer where the hell did you get that from?? my friends especially Will all play dnd and I’m pretty sure they aren’t gay and Will- Will and I are just friends we’re friends by the way too-

Wait why are you buzzing am I talking to an insect right now?

[chandlersfavoritemoth]

…Bzzzz

no you’re talking to wills rose toy

of course you’re talking to an insect!! Because only queer people named Michael Wheeler can talk to insects, especially ones that buzz!!!

Bzzzzz!!!

[ask-wike-mheeeler]

IM TALKING TO HIS WHAT?????- nvm you’re being sarcastic thank fuck

only queer people named what- can you please stop calling me gay :(((

so I have the power to talk to insects?