"Stuff b-tty Mun Says at 3am" Starters
"Rittley rattley, ready for battley."
"Dinkity danky, you aren't swanky."
"I mean, if you're setting yourself on fire for someone that's a bad idea."
"iPhone? More like DiePhone."
"Where are you goin? Your lawn needs a-mowin'"
"Swiggity swad, my puns are bad."
"I'VE BEEN A GOOD NOODLE."
"I'll blaze to sleep. Go up to the real clouds in the sky."
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass"
"Fine then you're a negative E"
"The alpacas. They speak to me. They tell me you're a punk-ass bitch."
"I hope the only reason that you eat is because of your numb soul."
"I'll pogo into oblivion."
"I feel it in my bones. I feel it in my rittley rattleys."
"You know what's cooler than being cool? Being yourself."
"I think I'm secretly Canadian. Help me."
"Shine bright like a dying meme."
"You're a bad eggaboo, ______."
"Despite all my rage, I'm still just a meme in a cage."
"Magic is a hell of a drug."
"Meanwhile, my cat has four fists."
"How many fists does your owl have? None, because my cat stomped it out."
"I went from Beyoncé to this."
"I think we are all collectively one kicked puppy."
"[to the tune of bohemian rhapsody] mamaaaa, just killed a birb"
"It's okay, my alpacas are gonna curb stomp you."
"He's dabbing all over our lives!"
"Snake me up (Snake me up inside)"
"The lord needs to give me bacon right now so I can be happy."
"That moment when you're an atheist though. @lord please give me bacon still."
"My brain is like poop-a-doop out the window."
"Do I take your dank breath away?"
"Hands get emotional too. That's why they punch things."
"I'm so emo. It's not a phase, it's just hidden within."
"What if bruises could evaporate?"
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