For the uninformed, although you lot should know who I am, I'm Murdoc Niccals: frontman and incredibly handsome bassist for Gorillaz. A rockstar, an international love machine, beloved by the entire bloody world (except for that one bloke in Blackpool that tipped me off, that bugger still owes me 50 quid). If I were to name all my accomplishments we'd be here all fucking day! Sounds glorious but I'm aware my audience has the attention span of 2D. Shame really, I'd love to tell the full Niccals story right here and now considering I've just landed on this supposed hellsite from the fiery depths of Kong Studios. I know many of you are dying to know how I became as great as I am.
Shite, right, why I'm here. Soz about that little tangent. Now that we've moved on past the basic introduction, let's begin with the more interesting stuff shall we?
I'm here to answer your burning questions! That's right! All your darkest, deepest desires and thoughts about good ol' Uncle Murdy can and will be acknowledged and answered! I'm an open book! Ask away! Got lots of time on my hands after that blasted India trip you know and I'm dying to hear from my beloved followers.
Alright then get to asking! Don't have all day you knobs, yeah? Casa de Murdoc is open for business.
And remember: Satan Loves You!
(ooc) Hello there! Yes I have another ask blog and yes this time it's Murdoc! Unlike the phase 5 2D one, this Murdoc ask blog is for all phases and he will be able to answer any questions from any phase. I know there's been a lot of Murdoc ask blogs lately but he's my favourite character so I just had to make one of my own.
Please note that I am still new to running an ask blog and will try my best to stay as in character as possible (or as in character to my interpretation of Murdoc as possible)
(I am aware of a recent controversy with another Murdoc ask blog and I will be ignoring that situation entirely, despite my unease and discomfort at it. This ask blog is not affiliated with that one and was not made in response to that situation. I'm just here for a good time, not for any trouble)
My main is @greenpickleboy
Ground rules! (These are the same as the 2D ask blog)
I am pretty lenient with asks but if someone sends me one thatās uncomfortable for me I will delete it. Please be respectful and kind too even if Murdoc isn't
I am an adult! If you drop some more spicy requests thatās okay especially since it's Murdoc. Nothing too NSFW though because minors could still be present (If i have to tag a post as mature I will)
I might not be able to answer asks right away. I'm a little busy at the moment but I will get to you eventually
I am learning how to draw Murdoc so art to coincide with asks may be coming in the future
2doc/ship related asked are WELCOMED and INEVITABLE (even if Murdoc denies everything). If you donāt like 2doc this is a warning that it will likely be present. An enjoyment of shipping isn't required to enjoy the blog, however.
Absolutely no Noodle x bandmate or Nudoc stuff. That's an instant block
If you want to interact for rp, DM me so we can talk about it. Not for asks specifically but if you want to do more interactions beyond that, please ask me!
Also if you wanna interact with OCs or as the characters from different phases go right ahead (other Murdoc ask blogs are welcome as well)
DISCLAIMER!
Mudz here is very sensitive about asks regarding a certain...plastic beach...so tread carefully when discussing that topic around him (and by that I mean asking him about Plastic Beach is encouraged! It's so much fun for me to write about and make him crash out over)
Hey, I know this sounds ridiculous, but are you part Mexican, per chance? Or part Latino? Or part anything? It's a question I've had in my mind for about a year now. Thanks for seeing this :-))
Bloody hell, this is the fourth fucking time I've been asked this question recently! Weird innit? I'm giving you the same answer I gave to 2D (who asked me this yesterday): I've never done a sodding DNA test in my 60 years of life. I have not an iota of where I come from, if anywhere. All I know is I'm a British bloke and I always will be. Or, if you want to get interesting, due to some of my previous dealings with the big man downstairs, I might have some demonic blood in me, haw haw. Would explain my perfect green complexion, yeah?
However, if you're one of those freakish fans who have somehow uncovered my discarded former middle name, then I suppose there's a chance my heritage is a bit more Central American orientated. Maybe that's why I know a little Spanish, or why I was nicked in Mexico. My lineage could've been calling to me the whole time. Should go back for a visit sometime and see if it does it again. Maybe I'll take that DNA test too.
Much apologies for my absence, I've had a miserable week. It's currently 4 in the fucking morning and I've got a hangover that would make Beelzebub himself quiver. Ta for all your questions, but now my inbox is about as empty as 2D's life savings jar, it's got me feeling a bit hollow.
Oh, almost forgot.
Guess it is that sod's birthday today. 48 years old. Satan, it's making me feel old just saying that aloud. I've known him since he was 19 and look at us now, old enough to be damn grandparents. Not me but 2D for sure. Right, I promised Noodle I'd be nice to Dents today, and for once I'm trying to keep my word, as hard as it is. Doesn't mean I'm getting him a present, and if I do, it's probably going to end up being another rock that I hope isn't a petrified turd. Surprised the lad keeps them all. Maybe I'll get him another satsuma if I'm feeling "generous" (I might've accidentally eaten another one of his, still tasted like shite if you were wondering haw haw). I assume some of you lot were expecting me to do some grandiose speech about how "momentous this day is" or how "2D isn't that bad," yeah? Soz to disappoint, loves, but Murdoc doesn't do sentimental bollocks. Sure me and 2D have gotten...closer I suppose but that means nothing!
Fuck this hangover's killing me. That's it I'm done for the night (morning?).
Happy Birthday Stupot blah blah blah whatever (insert your own sappy bullshit here).
Hope you enjoy your day but I'll be in the Winnebago trying not to puke. Cheers.
murdoc i wanna get another pet can i get like...parakit...paraket? parakeet? idk those weird yellow birds? - 2d (@2dents4raellyfe)
You can barely take care of one of your fucking satsumas, Faceache. Those arenāt even alive! You left one in my room and I accidentally ate it! You think Iām gonna let you keep a bird that leaves shit on the floor and feathers everywhere? Nah, mate. Iām not a moron. You wouldnāt be able to keep a damn goldfish alive for more than two days maximum! And you barely pick up after yourself, whoās to say youād tidy up after some squawking, feathered annoyance? It would be me doing all the work per usual, and I refuse to live in a house with two messes. So the answer is NO!
Also, if any of you say: āOh Murdoc, but you had Cortez, so youāre a hypocrite for not letting 2D keep a bird,ā SOD OFF. Cortez was not just a bird. He was my best friend, a companion. A raven that actually listened to me and did as he was told and didnāt leave his cage when I accidentally left it open (except for that one time). Hope heās doing okay. Heard heās working at the Tower of London now. Might pay him a visit soon, see if he remembers me.
whats your favourite organ mudz? this is for science i promise
Favourite organ, eh? Iāve heard a lot of questions from fans but Iāve never heard this one before. Itās a weird one innit? Congratulations, lad! Youāve earned a spot on the list of strangest questions EVER asked to Murdoc Niccals! Good for you! As a reward you get a metaphorical pat on the back and if you give me your address Iāll mail you a poster (not signed cos I donāt got time for that haw haw).
As for your bizarre question, have to say Iāve always had a soft spot for the liver. Perhaps itās cos mineās been swapped out so many times. What can I say? My bloody fantastic drinking habits cock up my entire body every few years. Itās the only organ I can keep switching out with minimal discomfort. Have had to get a new liver from 2D I dunno how many times. Along with a large assortment of other organs from him as well.
(For legal reasons I cannot disclose if I performed surgery on 2D without a license. My rubbish lawyer has already gone mad over my latest publicity stunt.)
hey murdoc can i get another tattoo i wanna get something silly but i cant because i lost my card and russel wont pay for me to get a tattoo (ps I'll buy you a case of white light...do you even still drink those?) - 2D (@2dents4raellyfe)
Mate, the last time you got a tattoo you went to the shittiest parlour Iāve ever seen and came home crying cos the sod messed it up. Cost a FORTUNE to get that disaster of a tattoo removed. If you think youāre gonna win me over with this sob story, Faceache, youāve got another thing coming. By the way, Russel wonāt pay for you because I told him not to. For once we agreed on something! I know, shocking news!
However, if you can find me a case of White Light (they donāt make it anymore cos my dear old dad kicked the bucket) in good condition, then maybe Iāll give you the 200 quid stuffed under my mattress. But only maybe!
oh hey! see your doin' the same 'ere! (Hope I ain't copyin' ya...that'd suck...)
uhhh are you at the studio right now? I want some tea but Noodz is in the kitchen an she's sorta mad at me right now (I might've changed her CD a bit to fast...an' yknow she's scary when she's mad...think she's got 'er katana to!)
but yeah...! wish ya luck on the blog (hopeful you won't need it?)- 2D (@2dents4raellyfe)
Well, well, well, if it isnāt my darling little songbird? Being a fucking copycat and trying to make a blog to steal my attention eh? Gotta try harder than this, dullard. I donāt need luck cos Iām gonna be a success GUARANTEED!
Anywho, Iām not currently in the studio. Told you that I was taking a day to āreconnect with my fans.ā Of course your bangers and mash for brains didnāt remember that. Thatās what Iām doing right now and have been doing for the entire night. Iām in my Winnebago trying to get piss drunk like the good olā days. If Noodleās ticked at you, best to leave her alone, especially when sheās got her bloody katana. Still got a scar from that time I tried to scare her, you know? Reckon Russāll handle it if he has to. Call him if you need anything. Iāll make you a tea later if you come down and bring me some more vodka. Iām dreadfully low.
Donāt think this generosity on my part is going to last, Stuart. Iām only doing it cos I know you need to get away from Noodle.
Mate I donāt care what it is, just give me some! And Iām not particular, thatās Russās doing. If itās alcohol, Iāll take it, yeah? Donāt get your knickers in a twist.
And yes I want you to bring it now! Iāve been sitting in the Winnebago for twenty minutes with an empty bottle and itās driving me mad! Twenty minutes without a drink for me is like a lifetime of suffering in the arse of Hell. And youād better not get distracted again or thereās gonna be a real fucking problem, Dents.
oh hey! see your doin' the same 'ere! (Hope I ain't copyin' ya...that'd suck...)
uhhh are you at the studio right now? I want some tea but Noodz is in the kitchen an she's sorta mad at me right now (I might've changed her CD a bit to fast...an' yknow she's scary when she's mad...think she's got 'er katana to!)
but yeah...! wish ya luck on the blog (hopeful you won't need it?)- 2D (@2dents4raellyfe)
Well, well, well, if it isnāt my darling little songbird? Being a fucking copycat and trying to make a blog to steal my attention eh? Gotta try harder than this, dullard. I donāt need luck cos Iām gonna be a success GUARANTEED!
Anywho, Iām not currently in the studio. Told you that I was taking a day to āreconnect with my fans.ā Of course your bangers and mash for brains didnāt remember that. Thatās what Iām doing right now and have been doing for the entire night. Iām in my Winnebago trying to get piss drunk like the good olā days. If Noodleās ticked at you, best to leave her alone, especially when sheās got her bloody katana. Still got a scar from that time I tried to scare her, you know? Reckon Russāll handle it if he has to. Call him if you need anything. Iāll make you a tea later if you come down and bring me some more vodka. Iām dreadfully low.
Donāt think this generosity on my part is going to last, Stuart. Iām only doing it cos I know you need to get away from Noodle.
HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!
hi murdoc!! what's your favorite phase/album of Gorillaz? I personally adore Humanz for the art (plus you look STUNNING) but I love Cracker Island for the music :3
much love!
Finally!! Hello there, love, so tickled to see an admirer of my work for Humanz. Many āfansā tend to glance over my pristine looks in that era, cos of course they do! 2D gets all the credit, to which I say bollocks! That shirt I wore at the Spirit House is still iconic! Iāll pull that one out for whenever 2Dās mum comes over for tea. Brings the room to tears!
As for your question, I personally believe that whatever the most recent album Iāve made is the best one (except for that one 2D made when I got nicked, donāt even remember the title). Currently speaking, that means The Mountain is my favourite, truly think weāve got another Grammy on the way cos of it. But Iāve always had a soft spot for our Demon Days album, mostly because of my masterpiece White Light being on that one. Greatest song weāve ever made and the only time youāll hear Murdoc on LEAD VOCALS! Haw haw!
And for any of you saying I missed an important album in our sublime repertoireā¦no I didnāt you shits.
Sweet Satan, why're there so many other ask blogs of me? Popped onto this bloody site again to peruse, see what people were talking about in regards to yours truly, only to see thereās another Murdoc ask blog. Apparently, Iām being cloned or something! Not surprised it happened but then 2D said thereās even more on here. Looked for myself and yeah, thereās lots of these fucking ask blog things all over!
You think Iād be upset, but no! Iām THRILLED that so many people on here want more of me! Means more fans! More exposure! More stardom! It's brilliant! Even if Iām not sure which one of us sods is the real Murdoc anymore. Doesn't really matter, I suppose. Small world after all (I fucking hate that song by the way, blame Noodle).
Right, I'm off to tell Dents to grab me some more rum (and by tell I mean demand). Leave an ask while I'm gone, will ya?
