Incorrect Madrigal Sisters Quotes

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Mirabel: What’s the best way to burn calories?

Luisa: Exercise more!

Isabela: Set yourself on fire.

Dolores: There are two kinds of people.

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Isabela, holding up a Spanish poppy that she just grew: Say yes to drugs.

Mirabel: Say no to drugs.

Luisa: It doesn’t matter if you’re talking to drugs because you’re taking drugs.

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Isabela: I slept for almost twelve hours but I might still be tired so I’m going to go for twelve more just in case.

Luisa, looking up: ... Hermana, that’s a coma.

Isabela: Sounds festive.

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Bruno: Alright, so, what does a story need?

Luisa: A character!

Mirabel: A setting!

Isabela, whispering excitedly: Revenge!!

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Mirabel: Why’s Dolores on the bathroom floor crying?

Isabela: She’s drunk.

Mirabel: And?

Luisa: And she heard Mariano’s married.

Mirabel:

Mirabel: She’s his wife though.

Isabela: We know.

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Isabela: Prima, where are my sisters?

Dolores: Playing hide and seek.

Isabela: Where?

Dolores, looking up: I don’t think you know how this game works.

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Isabela: I think I need to be alone right now.

*not even fifteen minutes later*

Isabela: Gracias for being alone with me, hermanas.

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Luisa: *eating a marshmallow*

Mirabel, walking past: Cannibalism.

Luisa: *confused chewing noises*

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Isabela: I think I need to be alone right now.

*not even fifteen minutes later*

Isabela: Gracias for being alone with me, hermanas.

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Luisa: *eating a marshmallow*

Mirabel, walking past: Cannibalism.

Luisa: *confused chewing noises*

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Isabela: Mamá, we’re making arepas and we’re going to take a nap. Could you wake us up in five minutes so we can flip them?

Julieta, five minutes later: Niñas, it’s been five minutes! Flip your arepas!

Isabela, Luisa and Mirabel: Zzzzzzzzz ...

Julieta: NIÑAS, YOUR AREPAS!

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Isabela: Mamá, we’re making arepas and we’re going to take a nap. Could you wake us up in five minutes so we can flip them?

Julieta, five minutes later: Niñas, it’s been five minutes! Flip your arepas!

Isabela, Luisa and Mirabel: Zzzzzzzzz ...

Julieta: NIÑAS, YOUR AREPAS!

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Luisa, standing with Mirabel and watching Isabela run by: Hermana, let us see what you have.

Isabela: A CACTUS!

Mirabel: NO!

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Isabela, panicking and searching her entire room: Where are they?

Isabela: Who moved them?! Who moved my children?

Isabela: Somebody moved my cacti and now I’m going to start killing!

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Isabela, panicking and searching her entire room: Where are they?

Isabela: Who moved them?! Who moved my children?

Isabela: Somebody moved my cacti and now I’m going to start killing!

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Luisa: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Luisa: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Mirabel: Uh...

Isabela: She’s trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Luisa: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Mirabel: Oh, well then, it’s working.

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Luisa: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Luisa: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Mirabel: Uh...

Isabela: She’s trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Luisa: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Mirabel: Oh, well then, it’s working.