Mostly Madz though

Niece of a Curly that's been dead for five years. Getting married to Daisuke soon 🎉 (pictures above taken by me, sorry for the crunched quality)

[madz-and-daisuke-sometimes]

"Damn. Multiverse is big I guess."

Hi! This is a shameless self insert blog in the wonderful world of mouthwashing, but an au of it. The basic information you get is that an accident happened while the tulpar was going through a wormhole and Daisuke is the only survivor. It's five years after the fact, and Daisuke is 23 (birthday April 18th) and self insert is 24 (birthday october 31st)

Also it spawned from @ask-postcrash-curly so yaaaay

also you can call me weewoo to avoid confusion

Tags:

#madztalks: When Madz is talking (so my self insert)

#yapsuke: When Daisuke is talking

#weewootalking: When I am talking (irl me)

#allmyposts: Just here to help me do this:

BLAMO! all my posts in chronological order

Also, whenever my self insert talks it will be in blue, whenever Daisuke talks it will be in pink, and whenever I talk it will be in white.

And some general info on me, I am an adult (minors, do not flirt with me, even jokingly) and I am in college so I may not always be available

Rules:

-No bigotry

-No NSFW

-No being a dick in general

-Cursing is okay

-RPing is encouraged

Anons below:

N/A ☹️💔

If I think of anything else I'll add it and make a post saying that I updated my pinned post

[madz-and-daisuke-sometimes]

How ya doin?

Okay. Worried about Curly though.

[madz-and-daisuke-sometimes]

I really want pasta right now.

[madz-and-daisuke-sometimes]

omnes una manet nox, Madz

🖤

I..don't speak this language. But because of the heart, I'm assuming you're trying to comfort me. Thank you. I got Daisuke and my cats here to help me with that as well.

[madz-and-daisuke-sometimes]

Curly hasn't updated us in a while...I'm scared.

[madz-and-daisuke-sometimes]

If Curly’s your uncle, and I’ve decided I’m curly’s honorary second cousin once removed or something, then what does that make us?

Uh. Depending on which side of the family you're from, you could be completely unrelated to me. Assuming you're a cousin on his dad's side, I'm not sure.

[ask-postcrash-curly]

...

Okay. Right. So. Here's what just happened.

Jimmy came back. Holding the axe. Shouted at Swansea that Anya stole the gun and she was going to try and kill us all to take the cryostasis pod. Swansea didn't believe him but also wanted to know why she had the gun and Jimmy insisted she'd kill us all and Anya, she—

She said that was rich from him since he tried to do the same thing to us when he crashed the ship.

And then she moved and I guess he thought she was going to shoot him because he tried to kill her with the axe and he didn't but he managed to grab her and get the gun off her and God I was terrified but— Swansea grabbed the axe and stepped in front and neither of them moved. Swansea told Anya to take Daisuke and hide somewhere safe so she carried him out and then he swung at Jimmy but Jimmy ran and Swansea chased after him and—

So yeah. It all happened so fast, they were all here and now they're gone. I can't do anything and I don't know what's going on outside this room. Door's open but that doesn't make any difference.

If I'm being real, I'm really fucking scared.

[madz-and-daisuke-sometimes]

it'll be okay it'll be okay it'll be okay

[madz-and-daisuke-sometimes]

Hello!

-@tulparsfavtherapist

Hello. I probably should talk with a therapist at some point....

[tulparsfavtherapist]

I mean. I'm a therapist! Not certified though...

[madz-and-daisuke-sometimes]

Well the things that are happening to my alternate universe uncle are putting me through the wringer.

[madz-and-daisuke-sometimes]

heyyyy madz…

*slides a buy one get one free coffin coupon over nonexistent table*

I don't make coffins. Or sell them. I could get Daisuke to make you a 3D render of a coffin if you want though, lol

[undeadtingzz]

no it’s a coupon for you to send to my definitely legit funeral parlor because you can’t be too sure of yourself!

[madz-and-daisuke-sometimes]

I don't think I wanna join Curly just yet

[ask-postcrash-curly]

Sorry for earlier. Lotta leftover stress from what happened in the alternate future that Daisuke getting hurt kinda just sent me over. I hope he's okay...you have a roommate now I guess?

-Madz

Yeah that's— that's fine, I'm stressed too. He's— he's going to be fine I think but—

...

I hear his footsteps.

[madz-and-daisuke-sometimes]

fuck fuck fuck fuck

[madz-and-daisuke-sometimes]

Hello!

-@tulparsfavtherapist

Hello. I probably should talk with a therapist at some point....

[madz-and-daisuke-sometimes]

heyyyy madz…

*slides a buy one get one free coffin coupon over nonexistent table*

I don't make coffins. Or sell them. I could get Daisuke to make you a 3D render of a coffin if you want though, lol

[madz-and-daisuke-sometimes]

Yo! Possum here!

Oh it's the possum from Curly's head- fun fact, possums and opossums are two different things, and you used the wrong one. Opossums are the ones with the white faces.

[madz-and-daisuke-sometimes]

I turned asks on 😭😭😭 can't believe you have to turn it on manually I hate everything

[ask-postcrash-curly]

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Jimmy came back and— Anya and Swansea didn't notice, he didn't say anything, just stood in the doorway staring at her.

No, wait. Not— not at her. At the outline of the gun in her pocket.

Then he just walked away.

I can't warn her— Can you all please warn her? Do whatever you did again! They need to know, he's— This could be bad, I don't know what he's thinking. The look in his eyes when he saw the gun...

[madz-and-daisuke-sometimes]

fuck. this can't be happening.

[madz-and-daisuke-sometimes]

my chronological post thing IS NOT WORKING does someone know how to operate tumblr

[madz-and-daisuke-sometimes]

I just heard something fall and break.

Goddamnit Charcoal. I know it was you.