That One Chick

Just a weirdo who's existance is a living contradiction. 28yo Genderqueer Pan Polyam, she/her/they/them Twitter: Maeofclubs Instagram: Maeofclubs

[banquetoct]

SEASON 2

Coming Soon

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I fucking escaped The Narrative but it’s nothing but developer textures out here and the level looks like shit from outside so I’m starting to wonder if I can clip back in somewhere. Plz advise

[the-nugget-squad]

I bet crunching your little fangs into cardboard feels good as hell for a cat

[morrioghainworld]

“I am the forest, I am ancient. I treasure the stag, I treasure the deer. I shelter you from storm, I shelter you from snow. I resist the frost, I keep the source. I nurse the earth, I am always there. I build your house, I kindle your hearth. Therefore, you people, hold me dear.”

— Inscription found in a 17th century forester’s house in Lower Saxony, Germany (via inatt)

[danwithouttheplan]

People only like the idea of trickster spirits. "Oh, I could deal with them, easy." But once they meet one in person it's suddenly "wow, this guy sure is annoying."

[quarks-pussy]

[maxknightley]

this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked

[brawltogethernow]

This is like the opposite of a canary this is like Coal Lungs Pete finally coughing and keeling over.

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Neck lengths of birds + aggression: a study.”

By @inomnomcom

[doubleca5t]

you promise?

[thickness-protection-program]

Apollo now's your chance to make something really funny happen

[dimensionsponge]

Me: *scrolling tumblr*

Castiel: I love you

Me: Dear god what’s happened now

[filibusterfrog]

all the world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies

[everydaylouie]

ghost swing 👻 🎸

[poppyseed-art]

EVERYONE SHUT UP THERES A NEW GHOST VIDEO

[the-haiku-bot]

EVERYONE SHUT UP

THERES A

NEW GHOST VIDEO

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[swagpaws]

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

[verthanthi]

Oh fuck I gotta pee. Wait wait, I can’t stand up I’m gonna fall over. Shit I haven’t eaten in like 23 hours. Damn I’m thirsty, maybe I should— fuck why am I nauseous? Oh, I didn’t eat, right. It’s WHAT time? 3AM? Do I even have time to eat? Shit, I forgot to take my meds earlier. Or did I? Damnit. Why is my head pounding, oh, right, haven’t eaten and I’m dehydrated… fuck I still gotta pee

[maestrosmassacre-deactivated202]

[a-real-human-person-not-fake]

*minimizes word document and stands up* My body:

[foogriffy]

would you still love me if i was a worm?

[animentality]

[mstrickster]

Adulthood is lonely in itself. Community is harder to find. Fuck you if you try to stop us from trying to find some help.

[kotorau1011]

[sunshineandlyrics]

New fear unlocked for Masterchef contestants:

When the Chocolate Guy (Amaury Guichon) sets the challenge!

[barin-mclegg]

Damn I would just die

[branch-and-root]

I love how, in that last shot, they are both so clearly thinking “fucking chocolate guy...”

[hughjidiot]

Something I found on Twitter that really puts things in perspective as a creator.