this boi got issues

god damn it tumblr I've been here for like, 4 days and now I'm queer

[ashenmind]

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

[rslashrats]

fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

[cannibalchicken]

[charlesoberonn]

Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.

[cubesandstuff]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[odinsblog]

GO GAY EUGENE!! 🌈

[miseria-fortes-viros]

man sometimes i really want to get back into welding but then i remember that the guys from the first course i took won’t be there and change my mind

[miseria-fortes-viros]

comprehensive list of things that happened to me in my welding course with The Guys:

- was the only one to get an A the first grading period. had to stop them from putting me on their shoulders

- became the official classroom mascot on account of i was the only girl. this meant i was an integral stop on any and all workshop tours. was referred to as “Our Lady Helena” on these occasions

- almost set myself on fire once bc my prof stood behind me watching me try a skill he’d just demonstrated and he shouted very suddenly very loudly. restarted my heart and asked WTF WAS THAT FOR JOHN and he called me a “goddamn wonder”. i almost got third degree burned over a compliment

- mentioned offhand ONE TIME that swords were cool. also mentioned my birthday offhand ONE TIME. one of The Guys remembered both instances and also happened to find a sword in a dumpster so he gave it to me for my birthday

- came in fifth in an arm wrestling competition

- french braided my hair in class bc i didn’t have time to do it beforehand. ended up with an audience of like 5+ guys trying to figure out how tf i was doing it

- told The Guys my college friends call me barbie. Mistake. suddenly had all 12 of them calling me Barbarian

- had some down time and made a silly little sculpture with some scraps. The Guys were endlessly intrigued by this and demanded to see some of my art school stuff. had a small crowd around my phone cheering loudly every time i swiped to a new picture

- accidentally mentioned the cafe i worked at. Mistake. several days later all 12 of them came in to bother me

- offered someone a haircut. Mistake. had to retract the offer bc suddenly Everyone wanted a haircut and it would Not Be Fair if i only did one

[headspace-hotel]

the common name "fools gold" for iron pyrite is funnier than we give credit for. imagine scientists discover a new metal and they're like "We're calling this Copper for Idiots"

[duckdotcom]

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

[dreg-heap]

Cartoon Network Executives Break Silence On "Steven Universe" Cancellation: 'It Actually Was The Inconsistent Character Heights. It Drove Us Nuts and We Had To Put An End To It'

[teoremaking]

Neil be upon ye

[important-animal-images]

[maeveuay]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aspoonofhoney]

Clark: y’all’d’ve’f’ld’ve but y’aint me.

Bruce: (rethinking his no killing rule)

[cannibalchicken]